Hook Ups Jakey: Natalie, Swifty, and …Carey? Jake Gyllenhaal was at the Palm Springs Film Festival this weekend to present to Natalie Portman. They dated briefly and have remained close. Which is probably not the way to characterise his relationship with Taylor Swift. They dated briefly too. And then Jakey bailed because he was too embarrassed. Like By Lainey • Jan 10, 2011 03:30 am
Hook Ups Tom Cruise Jr and his exes I suppose it’s not that unusual. To be at an event in Hollywood and you’ve pretended to date/forced yourself to publicly date/secretly dated/oncef-cked half the room. Which one of those applies to Tom Cruise Jr aka Taylor Lautner? Here he is, eager and earnest per By Lainey • Jan 06, 2011 05:15 am
BFFs Jen & Freeze fontrum Some expressions should be outlawed forever. Like: “I can’t love anyone until I learn to love myself first.” “If it doesn’t kill you, it will only make you stronger.” “Live in the moment. Allow yourself to be free.” And this, the latest, courtesy of Jennifer Aniston while interviewing By Lainey • Jan 05, 2011 05:45 am
Gossip Girl Mr Schue & Lonely Boy While Blake Lively is probably trying to convince Ryan Gosling to make her his steady, her discarded ex-boyfriend Penn Badgley was invited to bro down with Glee’s Matthew Morrison in Punta Cana over the holiday. Thanks to a lovely reader called Kate for the tip. This week the two By Lainey • Dec 30, 2010 04:13 am
BFFs Hanging out off hours SNL’s Seth Meyers and Jason Sudeikis were courtside at the Knicks game last night. I like it that they spend time together outside of work. I don’t know, celebrity friends just make me happy, although I do wonder how tight they are. Because I’ve heard loose reports By Lainey • Dec 23, 2010 06:01 am
BFFs GOOPY & Beysus NYE As you know, Gwyneth Paltrow and Beyonce are tight. They hang out. More than we know. Gwyneth loves that we know. So she can let us know why she doesn’t give a sh-t that people hate her. Because Jay-Z and Beysus don’t. And she helps Jakey Gyllenhaal out By Lainey • Dec 23, 2010 04:02 am
Break Ups Flying home for Christmas You know, Granny Freeze usually flies private. And yet she was photographed leaving Sydney today with Keith Urban swinging little Sunday Rose between them, blissed out and so in love, headed for home for the holidays. Oh right. And she’s currently promoting a movie called Rabbit Hole for which By Lainey • Dec 23, 2010 02:57 am
BFFs What’s with the white? My G wore white again to the Hollywood premiere of Country Strong last night. We already know she has too much superiority up her ass. Is this really the way to convince us that she can play country-worn, fragile on the outside but on the inside is something you can’ By Lainey • Dec 15, 2010 03:09 am
Quiveration Garrett is green and...Brad Pitt? Nope. Don’t like the pants. Garrett Hedlund on the cover of W – check out those pants. But it’s all good above the waist, right? I’m thinking he may have been a little too green to say no to those pants. Or, maybe he didn’t care. Maybe By Lainey • Dec 14, 2010 07:20 am
BFFs Gwyneth Paltrow: Swifty for her star GOOP received her star on the Walk of Fame today. Totally masturbatory exercise, obviously, in time to support Country Strong. Which is why Tim McGraw and Shana Feste were there, her co-star and director, and also Faith Hill, and Matthew Morrison too, just to remind you that she sang on By Lainey • Dec 13, 2010 09:22 am
Hook Ups 16 & 18 Oh the modern teen. So TMZ caught Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez at the IHOP in Philly the other day. Apparently they were on a date and held hands and giggled. Over pancakes. Sounds about right, right? Click here if you haven’t yet seen the photo of them leaving By Lainey • Dec 10, 2010 06:54 am
BFFs GOOP, boots, Arby’s The new GOOP is – yay! – not about food but rather boots. Gwyneth footwear! It’s because she says she’s freezing her ass off in Chicago shooting Contagion. I like the Celtic Sheepskin Company ones. But the Jimmy Choo UGGs are the tackiest sh-ts ever and I will break up By Lainey • Dec 09, 2010 08:30 am
Maybe Gaybes The Mighty is not a lesbian There’s a new interview with Barbara Walters. There’s a double Barbara tonight – the Mighty and also the Most Fascinating People of the Year. While talking with Barbara, Opes addresses the lesbian rumours: "I'm not a lesbian. I'm not even kind of a lesbian. By Lainey • Dec 08, 2010 06:09 am
BFFs No Olivier, No Oprah... yet Halle Berry did not work the carpet last night at the Frankie & Alice LA premiere with Olivier Martinez. This is now serious campaign season. And as previously reported, Halle has been hustling for one, hard, accelerating the release schedule for eligibility and enthusiastically working the circuit. Maybe her people By Lainey • Dec 01, 2010 05:15 am
BFFs Burberry Gwyneth Gwyneth Paltrow was photographed in head to toe Burberry yesterday in New York with her brother Jake and his girlfriend. I tried on these boots in London. They’re gorgeous. But if you’re my height, they’re too much. They take over a short girl’s body. On the By Lainey • Nov 30, 2010 05:16 am
BFFs Lil C-Face I really love how know-it-all you all are about your gossip. Late yesterday I posted this article re: Julia Roberts and Natalie Portman and Julia’s piece in Variety praising Natalie, with a reference to a nickname. And then came your emails know-it-alling about what the nickname was; it comes By Lainey • Nov 30, 2010 04:30 am