Douchebags Where was your father last night? Mine was at home getting squawked at. JailBait Miley Cyrus’s was on the red carpet at the Hannah Montana movie premiere last night, spackled with a month’s worth of foundation, that f-cking soul patch freshly combed out, working the full douchebag pose in front of the cameras. Why By Lainey • Apr 03, 2009 03:57 am
Douchebags If he was your dad… Even just for a day Would you roll out of bed in the morning Or spend most of your life hiding away? This is Billy Ray Cyrus yesterday in Hollywood at the John Varvatos benefit. There is no reason for that hair. No reason for that … thing… on his chin. By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 01:14 pm
Parent Pimps Double date with dad and God JailBait and her parents on two separate outings this weekend – first out to lunch with her cheese boy Justin Gaston and then again with Justin at church. Totally MiniVan approved! As you can see, Billy Ray Cyrus seems fond of his daughter’s hired accessory, the 20 year old who By Lainey • Jan 05, 2009 02:01 am
Bad Style Douchebags have Soul Patches It’s currently my favourite site: Hot Chicks With Douchebags. In all fairness, the chicks are super douchey too, but it’s a reminder, when lulled into thinking that good taste will prevail… No. Never. This is why Billy Cyrus has lasted longer than acid wash jeans. This is why By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 03:02 am
