Bitch please George’s “no campaign” campaign Clooney and Anna Kendrick and Vera Farmiga were on the cover of Entertainment Weekly last week and the interview was charming. He has a lot of affection for young Anna. He concedes that she steals the movie, and she does, and he also answers that ubiquitous question: Team Edward or By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 01:55 am
Famewhores Posh on sex, burgers, and her tan I really love that the source article for this post is filed under “Healthy Lifestyle”. Victoria Beckham? What? It’s from Us Weekly – click here for more. Posh’s interview with Allure. She claims she prefers sex to sleep because she shares a bed with David Beckham but… Not sure By Lainey • Nov 19, 2009 08:12 am
Jock Smut Country B is judging you… If you live with your boyfriend. There was a story in a tabloid recently about Carrie Underwood moving in with Mike Fisher. Apparently she finds this offensive. Like Miss Religious and Demure would ever, ever do such a thing. So she decided to debunk the rumour online with a statement: By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 10:58 am
Bitch please Restrain yourself If you watch this video, you will have to restrain yourself from doing bad things. Because JailBait will pour acid all over your last f-cking nerve. Dean somehow found this. And you can watch me address it on camera tonight on etalk – a behind the scenes video of Miley Cyrus By Lainey • Nov 06, 2009 04:12 am
Famewhores Shelfy keeps dreaming She’s persistent. And she’s already trying to sort out a Plan B. Plan A, obviously, is to keep clinging to Pippy even though he’s trying to fling her. But just like she once schemed to lock him down, crashing party after party to hook it up, Shelf By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 09:40 am
Smutty Surgery Don’t talk about her concrete tits Well… At least she’s not denying it. Victoria Beckham appears on the cover of October issue of Elle Magazine. Horrid photo – click here for a refresher. New pages from inside have just been released – see them here - as well as more details from her interview. She discusses being By Lainey • Sep 10, 2009 05:03 am
Jock Smut Country B hometown for his birthday This is Carrie Underwood yesterday at the City of Hope Celebrity Softball Challenge. Carrie likes to give back when there’s a big audience. Have received a few emails lately asking to verify that Carrie has let go of Mike Fisher, hoping that she has let go of Mike Fisher. By Lainey • Jun 11, 2009 04:21 am
Douchebags Sit DOWN Emile Hirsch Laura is still bitter about the fact that I made her leave the Du Cap that night in Cannes while Robert Pattinson was still there on the terrace. Click here for my version and here for her perspective. Mine obviously is more believable because I wasn’t blinded by a By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 08:42 am
Maple Leaf Anyone can be Angelina Jolie And Evangeline Lilly could have totally been Angelina Jolie. This is what she’s telling Women’s Health. “It frustrates (producers) that they've given me this chance to become the next Angelia Jolie" but apparently Evangeline never wanted that for herself. Remember, this is also a girl By Lainey • May 26, 2009 06:49 am
Famewhores Shelf AssTalk Just received an email on my blackberry from my friend Lara. The title: Puuleaazzee! The link: Shelf Ass complaining about being too hot to work as an actress. Yeah she’s on the cover of the new Allure Magazine. The entire article appears to be a series of “sit DOWN” By Lainey • May 19, 2009 02:07 am
Bitch please Posh judges! But first, this is David Beckham in Milan today with his best hair. Still makes me swoon, although I’d prefer a clean shave. Not sure what’s going with him these days. His facial hair is so patchy. A little too Gary from Team America. America…f-ck yeah! Speaking By Lainey • May 08, 2009 03:56 am
Famewhores Junior is robust Well sh-t… He would have to be, non? After all, he has to look at it day and night. And, as he so generously revealed, he has to nail it too. So of course he is robust. But the visual… Ew! F-ck! No! Can’t. Stop! Anyway, as you know, By Lainey • Apr 28, 2009 07:36 am
Bitch please Jesus heals Madonna in New York yesterday – first visiting a medical building where Page Six reports she was seeing a spine specialist. Amazing she can wear heels with a sore back. I can’t wear heels after a workout, let alone falling off a horse. Then it was out for dinner with By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 02:55 am
Bitch please LipGloss is the King of the World! Seems appropriate. After all, he does idolise Leonardo DiCaprio… And like Leo, LipGloss ruled over the box office this weekend, proving he can open a film that isn’t a high school franchise, exceeding initial estimates, and coming in with 17 Again at $24 million. What’s even more encouraging By Lainey • Apr 20, 2009 03:48 am
Famewhores Madonna and Mercy This publicity photo was released by Madonna’s agents today. She’s holding baby Mercy from Malawi. As you know, Mercy is still in Malawi while Madge appeals the adoption rejection. Needless to say, this photo of her, glowing and “angelic”, holding the child as everyone else looks miserable beside By Lainey • Apr 15, 2009 08:17 am
Bitch please Country Asskisser Someone emailed me the other day along the lines of: Lainey, if Carrie Underwood is a bitch and you love bitches than why do you hate Carrie Underwood? Why? Because she’s a fraud. A sweet and sugar on the outside, poison flowing on the inside fraud. Ask those she’ By Lainey • Apr 07, 2009 06:29 am
