Baby and Bump Obsession Madonna adoption: compare and contrast Reference materials: People.com article about Madonna’s Malawi adoption attempt – click here. Us Weekly version of the same event – click here. The child’s name is Mercy James. Madonna showed up in court today in Malawi but the ruling was delayed til Friday. Mercy’s grandmother thinks the big By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 05:14 am
Bitch please Dance with GOOPy! I used to hate Thursdays. Now Thursdays are GOOP days. GOOP days are good days – yay! Latest GOOP newsletter…very convenient. Last week it was reported that Gwyneth and her trainer, with whom she’s opening a gym in New York, couldn’t sell memberships. This week, GOOPy’s featuring By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 03:35 am
Bitch please Bey… please! Remember these photos? Taken a few weeks ago, Beyonce on the set of a new concert video in a Thierry Mugler gown – not the most flattering. We all know, B has a crazy body. But even the craziest bodies can be disrespected by poor choices. Still…she’s looked worse. By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 02:51 am
Famewhores Today’s Bitch… please! Who’s under the hood? It’s Jennifer Aniston in New York this morning headed on set to start shooting her new film The Baster. Exactly. The same Jennifer Aniston who works relentlessly with her publicist to leak and spin to her advantage. The same Jennifer Aniston whose fierce bodyguards By Lainey • Mar 24, 2009 06:43 am
Bitch please Her Madgesty: cheap and cruel? Stories originating out of the UK re: Madonna have to be taken with a grain of salt. They are unabashedly pro-Guy. This one however, despite my loyalty towards the Madge, seems totally believable. Madonna keeps a nanny to tend exclusively to Baby David Banda. The nanny has tendered her resignation By Lainey • Mar 23, 2009 06:44 am
Famewhores Shelfy strikes back…on SNL! Please. There’s no pride in boasting about being right when it comes to Jessica Biel. It’s too obvious. Last week the Chicago Sun Times reported that Justin Timberlake was sick of her and that they were on the verge of a split. Two days later, she shows up By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 02:49 am
Bitch please She’s a lucky motherf-cker Oh such language, Gwyneth. What will the MiniVan think of such language? It’s Thursday. It’s GOOP Day. Another newsletter, another f-cking recipe. This time, she cusses during her opening paragraph – of course she’s cussing the context of being fortunate enough to have dinner cooked for her by By Lainey • Mar 05, 2009 02:26 am
Famewhores Because John Mayer didn’t call Megan Fox was spotted out and about furniture shopping with not so ex Brian Austin Green today before heading back to his place. So are they or aren’t they? Who the f-ck cares? The point is she’s NOT with John Mayer. Because he didn’t take advantage and By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 02:45 pm
Douchebags Van Morrison > Justin Timberlake Obviously. Jimmy Fallon Late Night premiere – did you watch? Can’t blame him for being totally cranked the entire time. It was the first show after all. Hopefully he’ll dial it back, chill out going forward. I buzzed for a full hour afterwards. There were ups, there were downs. By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 01:41 am
Bitch please What Robo reads Little Sci plays Scrabble… Amazing, non? Xenu develops advanced readers. Katie Holmes on the cover of the new Glamour – gorgeous photo shoot but for one image of the Robo trying to be “sexy”. She’s leaning back in black fishnets with one hand around her neck and a come hither By Lainey • Mar 02, 2009 04:07 am
Famewhores Cowtown KFed Jr Dear Calgary, I love you. I love the people. I love the spirit. I bleed Maple Leaf blue & white but I ADORE your Jarome Iginla. So this message then is out of love. Calgary – are you so hard up for celebrities, even the pseudo ones, that you’d lower By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 04:25 am
Bitch please Lilo & Sam hand in hand Surprise. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson photographed holding hands leaving a restaurant last night after a gig. Five minutes later Lilo was probably thrashing against the car window, set off by some kind of imaginary drama. As I’ve already told you, this is what it’s like with her. By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 03:05 am
Twats Mischa = Tori It’s almost the same dress, non? Tori’s in green, Mischa’s in purple, although sure, Mischa Barton is better looking. But again, most people are, with the exception of Donatella Versace. This post however is not about the assness of KFed Jr’s wife. This post is about By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 07:48 am
Jock Smut Stay home or sit DOWN I’m no Ottawa Senators fan but Mike Fisher seems like too sweet a kid to be at this twat’s mercy. Poor thing. She will tear that boy a new asshole before golf season begins. The streaking Sens were in Nashville last night, winning their 5th in a row By Lainey • Feb 17, 2009 04:37 am
Bitch please GOOPy leather shorts GOOPer attended the Two Lovers premiere in New York. I can hear you – you hate them! They’re so hideous! Sigh. Not even my G can make a high waist attractive. At the same time, at least it’s not a little black dress. And this is what she’s By Lainey • Feb 12, 2009 02:13 am
Famewhores You can thank the Pip! Almost 20 million viewers tuned into the Grammy Awards last night which represented an increase of 11% compared to last year… CBS today is celebrating a huge success. Who to thank? How long will we have to wait for Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake to take the credit? You know how he By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 11:20 am
