Bitch please Would you call this curvy? Geri Halliwell, 36, graces the cover of the new Hello in a bikini, conceding that she’s struggled with her weight in the past and, in an attempt to align with the sisterhood, admitted to being self conscious about being seen in a bikini. At first, it does indeed sound By Lainey • Aug 12, 2008 03:00 am
Bitch please Sit DOWN Megan Fox Megan Fox changed halfway through the show last night. Two outfits – one for the carpet, one for presenting on stage. Really??? Her??? Really?? The poor man’s Angelina Jolie? TWO DRESSES? Bitch… please!!! Megan Fox is, at best, a Blender girl. Crack open a skin rag – there are easily at By Lainey • Jun 02, 2008 01:03 am
Famewhores Shelfy Back to Brown Much better as a brunette. Here’s Jessica Biel, walking her dog, showing off her newly re-darkened natural locks after posing as a blonde for Easy Virtue. Check her out trying to “turn away” from the cameras… Ummm. Shelfy? Sit DOWN! As if she didn’t want to be photographed, By Lainey • Mar 18, 2008 10:26 am
Famewhores Granny Freeze Bat Attack! Thank you for all your emails about the Daily Mail’s analysis today of Nicole Kidman’s Bat Face. No joke. They actually compared her to a bat. Because of the freeze, of course. Because Gran can’t lay off the Botox. And they recruited a top Botox specialist to By Lainey • Mar 13, 2008 05:16 pm
Famewhores Who Says You’re a MILF??? Some people are seriously delusional. Like…BADLY delusional. So delusional it’s almost offensive. So it was reported today that the CW is planning a 90210 spin-off, trying to capitalise on the success of Gossip Girl. Am all over it. We all need some more West Beverly. When asked about By Lainey • Mar 13, 2008 09:24 am
Douchebags Chav on Wheels Better this I say than the punk ass hypocrites like Avril Lavigne and Ebola and even Ashton who claim they don’t want the attention and need it the next minute when they have something to sell. Posh will never say she doesn’t want the attention. Which is she By Lainey • Mar 11, 2008 07:20 am
Frauds Jennifer Aniston: Banged but not Dumped Sheryl Crow inexplicably decided to shoot her mouth off recently about her friendship with Jennifer Aniston, insisting that neither of them were the “dumpees” in their respective high profile relationships: “For both of us, the perceived idea is that, in our big relationships, we both got dumped. Believe me, this By Lainey • Mar 07, 2008 04:46 am
