B-tchFace Best Oscar BitchFace: Marky Mark’s Wife Has there ever been a BitchFace ascent as accomplished and as meteoric as Mark Wahlberg’s wife’s, also known as Rhea Durham? We first saw it when she punked off Jessi Cruickshank at a Golden Globes after party. Last night….all night… every time they cut to her, there By Lainey • Feb 28, 2011 10:01 am
Homewreckers Grammy Anorexic BitchFace: LeAnn Rimes Staying skinny won’t make him stay. But you will learn that the hard way. LeAnn Rimes doesn’t go anywhere these days without fiancé Eddie Cibrian. He doesn’t want to miss a moment out there either. After all, that’s why he upgraded right? And that’s why By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 02:17 am
B-tchFace Pregnancy BitchFace Woah! Does everything get more concentrated when you’re expecting? My friends say that senses are heightened, everything is felt more acutely, and, judging from Natalie Portman, even BitchFace gets more intense. That right there could rival Jessica Seinfeld. That right there might even take down Jessica Seinfeld. That right By Lainey • Feb 10, 2011 06:35 am
Douchebags SAG Boss: Mark Wahlberg There’s been no mention yet of James Franco I WENT TO FILM SCHOOL. Why? Because his ego penis was nowhere near as intrusive as Mark Wahlberg’s last night. Wahlberg dragged his balls on stage and cockily took up our time to stroke his own dick. Did you see? By Lainey • Jan 31, 2011 04:42 am
Jock Smut 5th Row Country BitchFace What the f-ck Madison Square Garden??? How dare you put Howard Stern in the front row at the Knicks game and shove Country B Carrie Underwood and her husband back there in the 5th? Did she mind? Please. Does it look like she minded? Mrs Fisher minded a LOT. She’ By Lainey • Jan 28, 2011 02:25 am
BFFs Happy & Smug Julia Roberts isn’t papped very often anymore. But yesterday, on the day her good friend Javier Bardem received an Oscar nomination for his work in Biutiful, Julia was photographed at the Sunset Tower. And she waved. Smugly. More so than usual. Because, as noted, Julia campaigned hard for Javier. By Lainey • Jan 26, 2011 05:50 am
Amazingness Like Aunt, Like Emma Emma Roberts is GORGEOUS. I mean, she’s really, really spectacularly beautiful. And the littlest thing ever. Skinny, frail, bored… I interviewed Emma yesterday at the Sundance premiere for her new movie Homework, co-starring Freddie Highmore. Love him. Everyone else was wearing proper winter clothing. Rita Wilson showed up in By Lainey • Jan 24, 2011 02:27 am
Maple Leaf Mrs Wahlberg’s BitchFace And here we thought she was just a garden variety model wife. A very fertile one at that. But Mrs Wahlberg, also known as Rhea Durham, she has a raging bitch inside of her. And when she lets it out? Look. The. F-ck. Out. It’s amazing. The background: I By Lainey • Jan 18, 2011 04:15 am
Girly Throw Downs Worst Globe nose: Megan Fox It looks like it’s eroding. There was a side shot of it tonight and I thought I saw Kate Moss come out to say hi. Megan Fox’s however isn’t eroding from coke like Kate’s though. Or… maybe it is. But the other part of it has By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 03:30 am
BFFs Lil C-Face I really love how know-it-all you all are about your gossip. Late yesterday I posted this article re: Julia Roberts and Natalie Portman and Julia’s piece in Variety praising Natalie, with a reference to a nickname. And then came your emails know-it-alling about what the nickname was; it comes By Lainey • Nov 30, 2010 04:30 am
B-tchFace Sweethearts are bitches With the exception of Sandra Bullock, consider Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Aniston, and of course the biggest one Julia Roberts. The blondeness, the friendness, the big smile, they are misleading, non? But this isn’t new, that Julia is all about Julia, that Julia is better, above it, and over it. By Lainey • Aug 12, 2010 04:52 am
BFFs Cannes BFFs and Salma’s bitchface Gael Garcia Bernal is a jury member this year. His bestie Diego Luna is presenting a film. So of course they’re inseparable. And of course it’s adorable to see them truly enjoying being around each other. The crowd went wild when they arrived together on Friday night with By Lainey • May 17, 2010 07:16 am
B-tchFace Now THIS is a BitchFace I have a Jessica Seinfeld problem. After all, gossip is my life. Jessica Seinfeld is the best gossip. You know how she and Jerry came to be. You know about the book and the clothes and the Oprah shoes and the Hamptons and the money and the Paltrows and the By Lainey • Apr 22, 2010 12:02 pm
Twilight Jay-Z’s BitchFace He was leaving dinner last night in New York when some dude tried to offer him candy. The look on Jay’s face makes my life. This man was an official salesman so I guess it’s not so bad but it reminds me of a time when I was By Lainey • Apr 13, 2010 09:43 am
B-tchFace Robert Pattinson’s BitchFace He is shooting a movie in Budapest. Was photographed on set today demonstrating his BitchFace. Is this is what Robert Pattinson looks like when he’s giving off a “Sit DOWN”? Did he “oh no you dih-int” a Twi-Hard? Does he have a good finger snap to go along with By Lainey • Apr 06, 2010 06:03 am
B-tchFace Worst in Show: George & the Italian Queen Let’s start with Ely. Elisabetta Canalis made it to the Super Bowl. She’s been workin’ it for months. Months. So you’d think, you’d think she’d bring it home hard, non? Um. Non. Totally predictable that she wore red. She didn’t bother washing her hair. By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 07:30 am
