Blind Riddles They all fall down Very promising, very young, very well connected star was completely smashed at an afterparty recently, stumbling, mumbling, a total embarrassment, and not quite legal. She doesn’t eat, she’s drinking heavily, she’s experimenting with some other substances, she’s practically living with her boyfriend, and there is rarely By Lainey • Nov 20, 2009 02:41 am
Blind Riddles Sex & drink When do the drugs kick in? Not that you need me to tell you that she’s not so innocent but this is the sh-t that goes on behind the glossy glitter, the packaging, and a billion dollar brand that must, at all costs, be protected. There was a pregnancy By Lainey • Nov 02, 2009 02:06 am
Blind Riddles Rough patch, happy ending Am about to hit the links – leaving you with a new riddle for the long weekend. He’d strayed before with a civilian but she can handle a civilian. Their most recent rough patch however was a result of his affair with a gorgeous one hit wonder. Professional and personal By Lainey • Jul 31, 2009 08:23 am
Blind Riddles Two girls, one limo Both former “It” girls, both around the same age, both with body issues, both experts at denial, both f-cked up, and they found themselves together one night in a limo, not alone, accompanied by assistants and business agents and other Hollywood hangers-on, and of course cranked up on something, and By Lainey • Jul 22, 2009 02:30 am
Blind Riddles She trumps Life or Death Classic story of celebrity entitlement. And she’s supposed to be so professional and sweet, not nearly as many diva stories about her than about her peers, though if you’re getting in the way of her meal, and her Maybach, you better move the f-ck out, even if you’ By Lainey • Jun 23, 2009 03:45 am
Blind Riddles Bro Massage They’ve been friends a long time. Recently worked together. Both family men now supposedly settled down. But not quite. Several times a week, very late at night, they’d call up for room service together. Oh no, not for food, but for a certain kind of massage. Like…together. By Lainey • Jun 11, 2009 02:53 am
Blind Riddles Non smoking reshoot Hunky, serious actor was shot by the paps the other day dragging on a ciggie after getting off a plane. But his wife doesn’t know. So he asked them, pleaded with them – please, can we try it again? Let me just finish, then I’ll go back to where By Lainey • Apr 07, 2009 06:10 am
Blind Riddles Banned Band Award winning band hard partying with friends last Friday at an upscale hotel. Furniture trashed, a chair thrown across the room, glass was broken everywhere, the place was a mess – like wrecked! – and hotel guests on other floors complained and complained… Mostly it’s the lead singer. He was also By Lainey • Apr 01, 2009 04:28 am
Blind Riddles Smack no kids They’ve been married a while now, he’s still desperately in love with her, and has been patiently waiting to have children…only she hasn’t been healthy enough to get pregnant. Because she loves heroin. Last summer it was a last chance, he took her on extended holiday, By Lainey • Mar 17, 2009 04:16 am
Blind Riddles His and Her Anorexia A surprise power player in Hollywood, his wife has always been little. But nowadays it’s his extreme thinness that is raising eyebrows. What used to be extreme controlling behaviour on set has now spilled over into his personal life, and he’s applied the same obsessive devotion to his By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 09:46 pm
Blind Riddles Karmic cuckold? He’d been cheating on her for years. She had his babies, she endured the other women, she let him back in the door every time he ran away, only to come slinking back with apologies. For a while now though he has stayed at home. More mature, done with By Lainey • Feb 13, 2009 04:51 am
Blind Riddles Mr Clooney goes to Washington Much as I wish I had access to his schedule, I’ve no idea what George Clooney is doing in Washington. The inauguration is still a week away. Perhaps more lobbying? Whatever the reason, he arrived there today all smiles, looking fit and vibrant and full of charisma as usual By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 11:59 am
Blind Riddles Cuba & Chocolate Two different megastars, two different preferences, but in the end, the act is the same. The first is a happy father, settled down and reformed, bankable and respected at the same time… a major player. Which is why it’s so important that he keeps his Cuban male lover hidden By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 01:49 am
Blind Riddles Besties in Bed A bonus blind riddle for this week. Short and smutty. They’re best friends and they say best friends only… But they sleep in the same bed when they’re on holiday. Duana and I have been sharing a king bed during our European travels but that’s because we’ By Lainey • Oct 24, 2008 07:35 am
Blind Riddles Bitch Wars Girl sh-t is the best sh-t, right? It's even worse in Hollywood, especially when so many of them are fighting for everything: headlines, attention, and ultimately the work. This is about the work. And the power plays they pull to get the work over their competitors. Bitch #1 By Lainey • Oct 22, 2008 07:56 am
Blind Riddles Body or Baby? A couple of years ago, I was the first to write about the celebrity IV diet – many of them would admit themselves to hospital under the care of a proper physician for 10 days, 2 weeks or so, eliminating food in favour of an IV drip chock full of essentials By Lainey • Oct 15, 2008 07:51 am
