Assy Style Photo Assumption: Brad’s side-eye I wonder if he sees it like we do when it comes to her style. In the first picture attached check out Brad Pitt’s side-eye. Photo Assumption says he’s thinking “Bitch, what do I have to do to get you to let me dress you?” I see Angelina By Lainey • Dec 15, 2010 02:16 am
Quiveration Garrett is green and...Brad Pitt? Nope. Don’t like the pants. Garrett Hedlund on the cover of W – check out those pants. But it’s all good above the waist, right? I’m thinking he may have been a little too green to say no to those pants. Or, maybe he didn’t care. Maybe By Lainey • Dec 14, 2010 07:20 am
Quiveration There’s a hole in his hat Johnny Depp was on Letterman last night. He’s a Letterman regular. Rarely does talk shows but will almost always do Dave. And, noted before, he’s a three segment guest too. As you know, you have to be a Someone to be a three segment guest. Please. Like he By Lainey • Dec 08, 2010 05:31 am
Media Manipulation Just Johnny, no Jolie? Check out Johnny’s awesome shoes. He wore them on the carpet at The Tourist premiere but also earlier in the day with jeans and a plaid shirt around town, signing autographs, Johnny being Johnny – chill, enigmatic, gracious... but no one-on-one camera time with the Jolie? I have looked. I By Lainey • Dec 07, 2010 02:43 am
Assy Style Can’t you help her with her hair? Please. Brad Pitt knows. How to dress. Always. He has always cared about his appearance, he has always, always been a badass steezy motherf-cker. Look at him. See? Hot. And then there’s the Jolie, here last night at the New York premiere of The Tourist, in a very serviceable By Lainey • Dec 07, 2010 02:15 am
Girly Throw Downs Holy Steeze & Chelsea attacks The Brange spent the weekend in New York in advance of tonight’s premiere of The Tourist at the Ziegfeld Theatre. On Saturday the Brange hit up Lee’s Art Shop with the Holy Twins. It’s a family favourite – they’ve previously been there with all four of their By Lainey • Dec 06, 2010 02:03 am
Brad Pitt Don’t waste a Michelin meal OK Brangelunatics... I think even you lot can agree that the Jolie, she doesn’t look like she eats much. I hope she made an exception last night. Some people don’t love food. This to me is like saying you hate life. Few people have the privilege of going By Lainey • Dec 03, 2010 03:35 am
Style Brange in leather and velvet Last night at the Megamind Paris premiere, Will Ferrell, the lead in the movie, was there too. But, obviously, he was completely overshadowed by the arrival of the Brange in full court press working it from every angle, selling two projects on one appearance, maximising their value. So MegaMind benefits, By Lainey • Nov 30, 2010 02:16 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brange: in Paris for work and play Their son Pax celebrates his 7th birthday today. I want a Parisian birthday party. I want to be reincarnated as one of their children. Here they are in Paris yesterday on a hot air balloon ride and then a private luxury boat party on the Seine. There were balloons and By Lainey • Nov 29, 2010 07:07 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Brange’s missing camera You know Brad Pitt fancies himself a photographer now. You’ve seen him all up on the Jolie’s Hungarian set, taking arty photos of her in her directorial debut. But now X17 claims that Brad has lost his camera, valued at over $20K. There were personal photos on the By Lainey • Nov 22, 2010 05:17 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2010 Jon Hamm vs Brad Pitt Arguments for Jon Hamm: - Sigh. He’s perfect. He really really is. - Don Draper, in short time, has become a television icon. He and Don Draper are inextricably linked. And Don Draper is a Dude. Dudes approve of Don Jon Draper Hamm. - There’s the tv thing, By Lainey • Nov 15, 2010 01:59 am
Gorgessity “And Shiloh appeared.” This is my favourite quote from the Jolie’s new interview with Vogue. She covers the December issue and goddamn Wintour, with all that you must have had to choose from, why THIS shot? And THAT backdrop colour? It looks...dated. As you’ll see when you flip through some By Lainey • Nov 11, 2010 06:38 am
Media Manipulation The accessible Brange Brad Pitt joined Angelina Jolie at work today for the second day in a row in Budapest. Once again, there was some affection. Once again, they embraced and he gazed at her admiringly and he toted around his camera and his tripod taking arty pictures. His photos of her have By Lainey • Nov 09, 2010 07:19 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Chosen One & the dog Also some Pitt Porn. Brad Pitt joined the Jolie today on the set of her movie today taking pictures and generally just standing around being hot. And then they embraced. And there’s the money shot. Meanwhile their daughter Shiloh was spotted back at the house hanging out with the By Lainey • Nov 08, 2010 01:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Friday with the Family Brange Well this will keep the crazies happy over the weekend. After a quick trip to New York to promote Megamind, Brad Pitt returned to Hungary and the Jolie where they were seen together with their children at the park, doing some harness playing. By the way, Megamind opens today. You By Lainey • Nov 05, 2010 08:22 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brad with the boys and the Jolie in skinny jeans Brad Pitt was in New York last night with sons Maddox and Pax at the premiere of Megamind. Pitt of course voices the role of Metro Man in the movie. I quite enjoyed the movie actually. Screened it a couple of weeks ago at the junket in LA. It’s By Lainey • Nov 04, 2010 03:47 am