Baby and Bump Obsession Brange kids: culture time Angelina Jolie is a multi-tasker. While the tabs say she’s busy wrecking Johnny Depp’s family and using drugs and plotting against Jennifer Aniston and emasculating Brad, she’s also spending time with her boys, photographed today in Venice with Pitt and their bodyguard headed for an art exhibit. By Lainey • Mar 04, 2010 07:17 am
Faux Gossip Vanessa is not Jennifer The New York Post is reporting that Vanessa Paradis has essentially ordered Johnny Depp to drop out of The Tourist because she’s worried that Angelina will destroy their relationship and steal her man. The report comes from a source who claims that there’s an intense love scene between By Lainey • Mar 04, 2010 05:22 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Biological Brange Well this should make the white supremacists happy. A Brange outing today with the Chosen One and the Holy Twins and, far as I can see, no sign of the “foreign” ones. They’re not as popular with the magazines anyway. Do the paps exhale exasperatedly when the kids come By Lainey • Mar 03, 2010 08:35 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brange daily boat rides After a week in Paris shooting scenes for The Tourist, Angelina Jolie and family are back in Venice as Johnny Depp has wrapped (for now) most of his Alice in Wonderland promotion and has reported to set to begin filming together. Normally the Brange is able to travel relatively cloak By Lainey • Mar 01, 2010 02:36 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Chosen One and her hair Have received a few alarming emails about this, and many of you have sent along the links to comments on message boards. Here’s a good example. It’s disturbing. That The Chosen One can’t get a haircut without her parents being accused of child abuse or deliberately turning By Lainey • Feb 24, 2010 03:21 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Holy Twins travel They’re in Italy and it’s been a daily inundation of photos – boat trips with the kids, mystery identities with the babies, and Jon Voight paying a grandfatherly visit. Two weeks ago the Brange was on the verge of combusting, now the tabloids don’t have a way in, By Lainey • Feb 22, 2010 05:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession One Holy Twin to see The Brange is now in Italy for 3 months while Angelina shoots a movie with Johnny Depp. The entire family has hunkered down in Venice as local paps salivate over every outing. Like this one - Miss Zahara out with Brange along with her little bro Knox Leon. Let' By Lainey • Feb 18, 2010 04:41 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Venetian Brange It’s been a week since the Brange killed the latest round of rumours about their split. And therefore a week since we’ve heard from Ian Halperin or the tabloids proclaiming Brad Pitt’s reunion with Jennifer Aniston. It’ll likely be another week until they conjure up another By Lainey • Feb 16, 2010 04:21 am
Faux Gossip Porn then Punch Last night they loved it up at the Super Bowl, now they’re getting litigious. The Brange has called in the cavalry, their lawyers have been instructed to take some ass. Let’s review. Three weeks ago the earth stopped turning because word leaked that the Brange was done. Mainstream By Lainey • Feb 08, 2010 06:44 am
Pitt Porn Brange Bowl Pitt Porn WHO DAT? Brad Pitt is for New Orleans. He and Maddox cheered New Orleans into the Super Bowl, this weekend he and Maddox cheered New Orleans to the Lombardi trophy. And Mom came along too. But ... for added dramatic effect... Angelina arrived a day later, on Sunday, and the three By Lainey • Feb 08, 2010 02:04 am
Faux Gossip Brange: pocket 5s are weak What was it that I wrote last week? At best this is pocket 5s with 3 overcards on the flop at a full table. Everyone lost their sh-t last week when News of the World concocted some story about the Brange hammering out a separation agreement and that an announcement By Lainey • Feb 01, 2010 06:47 am
Break Ups Drilling for Brange As I noted on Twitter yesterday, the tabloid approach to a potential Brange split is like drilling for oil. They keep at it. Because if they do manage to find a new pool, it’s a limitless resource that will keep selling and selling and selling and selling. There are By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 04:46 am
Baby and Bump Obsession One team left NFL Playoffs. My Dolphins were out a long time ago. By virtue of divisional rivalry, I cannot and will not root for the Jets. Hate Brett Favre even though I’m happy the Vikings destroyed the Cowboys, and while I am a fan of Peyton Manning as a personality, I By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 11:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Miss Zahara & Elvis He would have been 75 today. My friend LB asked yesterday – can you imagine his life in this era? The quaaludes and the guns and the late night binges and the women? It’s not impossible. Happy Birthday Elvis. And Happy Birthday Miss Zahara Jolie-Pitt who is 4. Here’s By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 08:06 am
Media Manipulation The Way They Are They went out for dinner last night in New York. No kids, with friends, an Italian restaurant called Alto. Apparently they were there for 6 hours. And look at the expression of gazing love on their faces as they climbed back into their car to go home. Porn! Now if By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 02:39 am
Break Ups The Way They Were Scattered pictures Of the smiles we left behind F-ck I love this movie. 5 years ago today, the MiniVan’s dreams were broken. But it’s so much fun going through old photos. Spent much, MUCH too much time on it this morning. Now it’s your turn. Photos from By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 02:01 am
