Smutty Surgery No Botox? Yes Porn! The new issue of Hello! Canada features the First Family of America on the cover. Tucked away in the corner? The First Couple of gossip – the Brange. On why they’re Hollywood’s most romantic. Pages inside feature the two doing their Porn thing. Rubbing, kissing, laughing… And moving foreheads! By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 07:10 am
Pitt Porn Globes Best Snub: Brange > Seacrest He’s annoyed them before. A couple of years ago and an inane conversation, I think, about breakfast. Since then the Brange has not been a fan of Ryan Seacrest. Last night they didn’t even bother to hide it. It was live television at its best. So Seacrest’s By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 04:57 am
Brad Pitt Button’s Best The Curious Case of Benjamin Button – it’s a good movie, it’s an enjoyable movie, it’s a three hour movie and enduring it isn’t horrible at all… But … That’s it. My problem with Benjamin Button is that I didn’t really care about Benjamin Button. He By Lainey • Jan 09, 2009 02:21 am
Gorgessity Empty night for the Brange We don’t get VH1 here in Canada so I couldn’t see for myself. But word is Angelina made a bitch face when Anne Hathaway and Meryl Streep were announced as co-winners for Best Actress? True or not true? Thing is… Angelina didn’t have a chance. And she By Lainey • Jan 09, 2009 01:11 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Miss Zahara Day She’s the sassiest young lady in a very famous family and today is her 4th birthday. Happy Birthday Miss Zahara! Let’s give her some love since she’s constantly being overshadowed by the Chosen One and the Holy Twins, the non-adopted offspring with their own magazine covers. If By Lainey • Jan 08, 2009 06:44 am
Cheating Loins Defending without attacking Brad Pitt on the cover of the February issue of W Magazine, well timed for awards season. Of course the most notable part of the interview is about the triangle. Keep feeding the triangle…only unlike Jennifer Aniston, his comments were not inflammatory. For someone who claims she wants the By Lainey • Jan 07, 2009 01:58 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Best of 2008: upstage and porn February 23, 2008 – the Independent Spirit Awards. The Academy had ignored the Brange, depriving Angelina Jolie of a Best Actress nomination for A Mighty Heart. As such, they would not be at the Oscars the following evening. Throughout awards season, the Brange had been coy about the pregnancy rumours. She By Lainey • Jan 02, 2009 04:22 am
Girly Throw Downs No more babies? Angelina Jolie has just come in 2nd after Chicken Fried Britney on USA Today’s annual Celebrity Heat Index, in front of Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt. OK Magazine is hoping to capitalise on the Jolie’s enduring notoriety by cranking out yet another cover with this salacious headline: Doctors By Lainey • Dec 30, 2008 06:24 am
Famewhores Make it more obvious Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer in New York last night, out for dinner, followed by the paps, and proving that, as far as famewhoring goes, they truly are perfect for each other. They love the attention together. They were made to publicity-seek together. And Marley & Me comes out on By Lainey • Dec 19, 2008 02:15 am
Brad Pitt No SAG for Leo Despite current internal strife over strike authorisation, the Screen Actors Guild nominations were announced today, most of it lining up as expected but for one or two surprises. Leonardo DiCaprio for Revolutionary Road was left off the ballot in favour of Brad Pitt. Most seemed to predict that Brad’s By Lainey • Dec 18, 2008 03:08 am
Famewhores Her go-to breasts Does it really matter what she says in the interview? She’s gone back to them time and again during the course of her career. Jennifer Aniston, her breasts…or, more specifically, her nipples. They’re probably rock hard but unfortunately she’s covering them. Seriously. This is a body. By Lainey • Dec 10, 2008 01:23 pm
Brad Pitt For Clint Angelina Jolie showed up at the Gran Turino premiere last night to support Clint Eastwood killing it casual in those black pants but looking kinda clammy too. What’s up with the waxy face? I’m obsessed! The Jolie of course is Clint’s number 1 fan. What’s interesting By Lainey • Dec 10, 2008 05:19 am
Famewhores A candid Brad in Rolling Stone As you know, he’s less gushy than the Jolie in interviews. More guarded, more reticent to talk about their relationship. But when he does… you know I’m buying. I love the Pitt Porn. Brad on the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone, timed of course with By Lainey • Dec 10, 2008 03:32 am
Famewhores Pitt Porn for the Holidays Well…not quite. After all, his parents were there. So they toned down the gropes and dialed up the smiles. Damn. The Brange is campaigning HARD for this one. Last night, LA premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Big grins on the red carpet, lots of family love, By Lainey • Dec 09, 2008 02:11 am
Hollywood Closet His Pants! There is nothing wrong with your eyes. That is indeed Tom Cruise. And his pants… his pants are hanging ever so slightly better. Slightly. An infinitesimal amount. But an infinitesimal improvement nonetheless. How did this happen? Well, he looks like he’s lost weight. Probably working out super hard to By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 08:00 am
BFFs Boozy boys’ night George Clooney was in London last night. Matt Damon is in London too. They hooked up for dinner at Nobu – evidently George pounded his way through dinner because he already looked rather unsteady as he was leaving. But that was just the beginning. Next he headed for Whisky Mist, calling By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 02:01 am
