Famewhores The hollow protestations of the Brange Oh please. Brad Pitt sat down with Ann Curry yesterday for an interview that aired on The Today Show this morning. He went head to head with Chicken Fried Britney on Good Morning America. Will be interesting to see how those numbers shook out. Anyway, he and Ann discussed Make By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 05:00 am
Brad Pitt The Brange and the Button in NOLA Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie attended a very low key screening of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button last night in New Orleans. Button has been described as a love letter to the city and the film is currently receiving very warm reviews in advance of its December 25th release. By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 01:56 am
Famewhores No Spanx in NOLA The Brange spent Thanksgiving in New Orleans but only allowed themselves to be photographed on Sunday when Angelina took Maddox shopping in the French quarter. As you can see, the Jolie has almost lost all her pregnancy weight. But having birthed the Chosen One and most recently the Holy Twins By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 01:36 am
Faux Gossip Josh and Diane at the Bambis Some dumbass tabloid (probably Star Magazine) tried to make-a-story a couple of weeks ago, suggesting that Diane Kruger and Brad Pitt, working together on Inglorious Basterds, were having an affair. Obviously the story did not stick. As you know, Diane has been seriously involved the irresistibly adorable Joshua Jackson for By Lainey • Nov 28, 2008 02:47 am
Famewhores The real Brange Am about to have a very smug moment. If you can’t stand it, click away quickly. Wasn’t intending on writing about the New York Times piece titled “Angelina Jolie’s Carefully Orchestrated Image” because, well, why is this news? But I keep getting the emails so… Go through By Lainey • Nov 21, 2008 04:18 am
Brad Pitt Fans of the Brange The Brangelunacy… you think it’s an exaggeration? As illustrated by those idiots who crashed the first class cabin to get autographs from the Twilight kids on a flight from Toronto to LA, shame is dying a rapid death. There is no shame. And there is no end to the By Lainey • Nov 20, 2008 02:10 am
Brad Pitt Good Pants, Bad Pants Who wears the pants in the relationship? Not sure. But who wears the pants better in the relationship? Definitely him. The Brange in London tonight for a screening of The Changeling. Look at his jeans. Perfect. Now look at her ugly ass sateen pants pulled up to her nursing bra. By Lainey • Nov 17, 2008 08:29 am
Famewhores Go if you must, but leave the video please Goodbye Jolie? She says she’s quitting movies soon: "I don't plan to keep acting very long. I'm ready to do a few things now and fade away and get ready to be a grandma one day." Something about raising her kids, spending time By Lainey • Nov 14, 2008 01:59 am
Girly Throw Downs Backpedalling with the Mighty Opes I might actually PVR this sh-t. If only to see how far Oprah jumps up Jennifer Aniston’s ass. The show taped yesterday, will air today, and as you would expect, the two were as gushy feely as they’ve always been. According to audience members, Jennifer’s words for By Lainey • Nov 13, 2008 01:42 am
Girly Throw Downs When all else fails… There is still her body. And her body is sick. More from Jennifer Aniston in December Vogue. More for Victoria Beckham to stab furiously. These are much, much better than what Anna Wintour chose to slap on the front. Less ragged, less sun damaged, and again… that body. And her By Lainey • Nov 12, 2008 06:36 am
Famewhores Posh can’t top this??? What does Victoria Beckham want more than anything in life? More than anything, Victoria Beckham wants, needs, dreams of, salivates over, is begging for a US Vogue cover. And that amazing bitch Anna Wintour won’t give her one. So can you imagine what Posh must be thinking? Today of By Lainey • Nov 11, 2008 09:54 am
Famewhores Jennifer Aniston: weak, Bruno, and Vogue About her desperate trip to the Ivy the other day, Just Jared heard from a “source” and apparently the “real” story behind her visit to the most pap friendly establishment in Hollywood was that Jennifer was there to “sign a contract with a chef and some big-time caterers for a By Lainey • Nov 11, 2008 02:41 am
Brad Pitt Brad`s suit and `stache Brad Pitt was in New York last night, seen here leaving dinner. Really not feeling that Inglorious Basterds moustache. He looks like John Waters, only slightly less creepy. The suit however – the way he wears it, the way he walks it – makes up for the face. Can you teach this? By Lainey • Nov 07, 2008 03:17 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2008 Brad Pitt Arguments for: * He’s Brad Pitt. He’s always in contention * He is a two time holder of the SMA title. No man has ever been awarded 3 times. If there’s to be a first, he would be it * The year of the Holy Twins and People scored the By Lainey • Nov 07, 2008 02:04 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Chosen One is called John As you know, Brad Pitt was in Chicago yesterday to tape with the Mighty Opes. Audience members are now revealing how it all went down. Some say it was pleasant, some say it was a little testy. The show airs later this month when we can all jump in with By Lainey • Nov 06, 2008 06:51 am
Brad Pitt Brad, Obama, Oprah Not sure which feed you were watching last night but on CNN they would Not.Stop.Showing.Oprah. Turns out they should have spent more time with their cameras searching for Brad Pitt. He was there! Needless to say, Brad’s man won. But Obama is not the only reason By Lainey • Nov 05, 2008 03:04 am