Baby and Bump Obsession Brad in Rainbows Brad has been a fan of Radiohead for a long, long time. Remember at the wedding? He arranged for Radiohead to be playing while fireworks lit up the sky. I remember thinking at the time, much as I love Radiohead too, that it’s not exactly celebratory music. Like can By Lainey • Jun 20, 2008 05:04 am
Brad Pitt The Brad Complex This is Chris Martin on the cover of Rolling Stone promoting Coldplay’s latest Viva La Vida. Surprisingly enough, Chris, who adamantly refuses to discuss his wife Gwyneth Paltrow, actually alludes to her past relationship with Brad Pitt. When discussing ambition and where he finds inspiration, Chris said: "You& By Lainey • Jun 12, 2008 02:12 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Angie Talks Pitt Porn! Am all hot and bothered just reading this article…can you imagine watching them in person? Just being? Simply touching each other on a red carpet? The Pitt Porn? Damn. Said it before, will say it again: World Peace vs. Being in their Bedroom Don’t lie. You’d make By Lainey • Jun 11, 2008 10:10 am
Famewhores The Brange Ultimatum So here we are… June 6, 2008. Still no official word that the Wonder Twins have been activated though the rumour of the day is that Angelina and Brad will be heading to Marseilles. Absolutely no foundation for this, save for French reporters scouring their entire nation for the best By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 02:52 am
Famewhores The Brange Supremacy The more talk of a conspiracy, the more intrigue and anticipation. When are They coming? The world is waiting. Waiting and watching and growing more anxious and foaming at the mouth and all of it serves as proper justification… Word is, there was some hesitation over the price tag of By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 02:48 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Brange Conspiracy It was a week ago that Entertainment Tonight confirmed that Angelina Jolie had given birth to twin girls. A week ago that the Brange reps denied ET’s report and since then a full scale investigation has been launched into the “conspiracy” that prompted one of the safest, most mainstream, By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 02:46 am
Brad Pitt I’m With Jen… But just on this. Jennifer Aniston, that is. Remember when she and Brad Pitt split she said that one of the upsides was that she could finally buy a comfortable couch, given that for Brad, art doesn’t necessary mean comfort? It appears his tastes haven’t changed since his By Lainey • Jun 04, 2008 12:01 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The Lucrative Wonder Twins As the world anxiously awaits the activation of the Jolie Pitt wonder twins the tabloids, the richest ones are in the process of bidding for the exclusive 1st photos. You will recall the chosen one Shilo"s photos went for a reported $5 - 6M. OK magazine and People magazine By Lainey • Jun 03, 2008 06:23 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Wonder Twins NOT Activated! Shiloh Jolie Pitt! Make up your f&cking minds! Now People is reporting exclusively, after having spoken to Angelina Jolie’s rep, that she did NOT give birth to her wonder twins who are apparently still safely ensconced inside their mother’s belly. These two immortals are creating a By Lainey • May 30, 2008 06:37 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Wonder Twins Activated!!! They did, they didn’t... they DID! Breathe y"all. Breathe. Stop screaming. Stop crying. Get up off your knees. Shiloh would want to be calm. So the Jolie Pitt twins have been activated – born in France according to Entertainment Tonight. As for those rumours are swirling that they’ By Lainey • May 30, 2008 04:55 am
Brad Pitt All Star Burn They are the reigning – and smug – Oscar winners for Best Picture and the Coen Brothers next release Burn After Reading is due out in September boasting one of the most impressive casts in recent memory. George Clooney, Tilda Swinton, Frances McDormand – all Oscar winners, and then the incomparable John Malkovich By Lainey • May 30, 2008 04:14 am
Baby and Bump Obsession No Twins Not Yet The two Wonder Gods are still inside Angelina Jolie despite rumours out of France that she’d given birth to them on Sunday. In fact, Angie was last seen this week “shopping in the Var region of France, clearly still very pregnant.” And the world waits… By Lainey • May 30, 2008 02:28 am
Pitt "Porn" Pitt Porn Saturation My favourite comfort food: sliced beef and tomato over rice with baby bok choy. Some days in university I`d eat it every day for like 2 weeks, then take a break for a few days, but always bring it back right away. Yum. I could use some beef and By Lainey • May 21, 2008 01:40 am
Pitt "Porn" Healed by the Chosen One The Pitts went shopping for baby goods yesterday in Cannes and the whole town lost its sh-t. This is because the Chosen One Shiloh was brought down from her home in the clouds for a walk among mortals. The paparazzi were well prepared. I received a text as I By Lainey • May 20, 2008 02:24 am
Brad Pitt French Frenzy for the Party Pitts It wasn’t quite as f*cked up as it was in Toronto during TIFF but the scene last night as the Pitts were leaving the palais was pretty intense. Many people were waiting for them to come out: paps, civilians, randoms… and they surged forward as the couple approached By Lainey • May 16, 2008 04:03 am
Quiveration Porn is Sweet There was a new element to Pitt Porn last night on the Kung Fu Panda Carpet. Something different. Something softer. Something equally as quivering but more sweet than sexy. They put on a show per usual but this time, instead of evoking images of full on headboard banging, leather straps By Lainey • May 16, 2008 03:56 am
