Douchebags Shut.Your.Ass. For all their meticulous strategising and media manipulation, there is one wildcard the Pitts cannot control – Angelina Jolie’s brother who routinely shoots his mouth off under the pretense of defending his sister, but really because he probably jerks off to seeing his name in print. Or maybe he needs By Lainey • Mar 06, 2008 02:51 am
Brad Pitt George Confirms for Brad Not that there needs to be any confirmation – you’ve seen Angelina’s bump, haven’t you? Still, the Pitts have yet to open their mouths and declare the Second Coming…but it turns on George Clooney did it for them on Oscar Sunday during an interview with Australian television. By Lainey • Feb 29, 2008 05:58 am
Brad Pitt Brad’s Crew Brad Pitt is shooting in Texas – obviously the role required a hair cut… thoughts? Don’t love it, don’t hate it, and he still looks hot. Especially those pants. See how those pants just hang? Pants hanging properly make up for not the greatest hair. I don’t care By Lainey • Feb 29, 2008 01:22 am
Brad Pitt The Second Coming in Texas Sean Penn and Heath Ledger were supposed to co-star in Terence Malick’s new feature Tree of Life. Brad Pitt has now stepped into the vacated role and shooting will start in Austin Texas like right now which isn"t the best timing. SXSW will kick off in 2 By Lainey • Feb 27, 2008 06:07 am
Brad Pitt The Big Bust Interrupting Oscar wrap-up to fill you in the much hyped Pitt/Aniston showdown Saturday at the Night Before Oscar party. Didn’t happen. Because the Pitts bailed. They spent a few hours at the Spirit Awards and then decided not to bother with the rest. Their absence can certainly be By Lainey • Feb 25, 2008 05:11 am
Brad Pitt No Doubt About the Second Coming There it is – a slamdunk confirmation that the Second Coming will join The Chosen One, Maddox, Zahara, and Pax as the latest member of the Pitt Family. Angelina and Brad did no interviews at the Spirit Awards today, posing instead for photos before heading inside. Our eTalk cameras were there By Lainey • Feb 22, 2008 07:00 pm
Brad Pitt The Immortals Seriously unfair. The pulchritudinous Pitts took to the slopes the other day in Mammoth – even the Chosen One showed up for the photo op! But look at their perfection. And the unbridled joy on Brad’s face sliding down the hill with Pax not far behind, then cautiously holding Shiloh By Lainey • Feb 21, 2008 03:19 am
Brad Pitt Pitt Porn & Clint Eastwood I know that isn’t the most appealing visual but it can’t be as unappetising as being on the receiving end of Tom Cruise’s ethics, right? The point is – Pitt Porn re-emerged last night as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie left the babes at home and went out By Lainey • Feb 20, 2008 07:00 pm
Brad Pitt Brad in Control Brad and Angelina and their two boys dropped into a panaderia in Hollywood on Monday for some Salvadorian grub. Paps were waiting for them as they made their exit. What’s sexy as hell is how in calmly in control Brad Pitt is at all times. Fierce protector of his By Lainey • Feb 20, 2008 01:43 am
Brad Pitt Twins on the Market They’re not even born but already Jennifer Lopez’s twins are ready to challenge the Olsens’ billionaire status as JLo and Marc Anthony have apparently signed a deal with People and OK! Magazine for the first exclusive photos – a deal valued at reportedly $6 million, the most lucrative baby By Lainey • Feb 19, 2008 01:39 am
Brad Pitt Definitely, Almost First sighted Ryan Reynolds becoming Brad Pitt about a month ago in LA. Today in New York, looks like Ryan is at it again: the hat, the jacket, the pants. I’d give Brad a slight edge on the pants but still…as far as imitators go, Ryan is far By Lainey • Feb 14, 2008 08:25 am
Brad Pitt The Second Coming in Santa Barbara The Pitts took their porn to Santa Barbara this weekend as Angelina Jolie was honoured by the festival for her body of work. Of course we all only care about the speculation surrounding the Second Coming – a riddle Brad and Angelina clearly and deliberately enjoy spinning. Once again, as was By Lainey • Feb 04, 2008 12:46 am
Brad Pitt He Looks Presidential But doesn’t he? George Clooney has said he’ll never run for office – it’s a shame, non? Because aesthetically, at the very least, he totally fits the part. George was at UN headquarters in NYC today in his role as Messenger of Peace discussing very urgent matters and By Lainey • Jan 31, 2008 08:33 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts" Parental Accessories Angelina and Brad - their accessories last night at the SAGs. On her a gold cuff, a gift from her lover, and here’s the best part: The design on the cuff is a drawing by their son Maddox. Brad evidently had it engraved on to the bracelet. Now tell By Lainey • Jan 28, 2008 08:02 am
Brad Pitt Best Porn & Pregnant: The Pitts There was a bulge. There was definitely a bulge. And they were definitely workin’ it. Definitely. Because they are the best at selling. Which is why I will always buy what they’re selling. I will also buy their sex tape, if it was ever made available, bcecause, as you By Lainey • Jan 27, 2008 07:00 pm
Brad Pitt Two Siblings for the Chosen One? The good news – Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins! The bad news – Star Magazine is the one reporting it. Which is very, very, very bad news indeed. Because they also reported not too long ago that Brad was packing up the Chosen One Shiloh and leaving Angelina to go back By Lainey • Jan 25, 2008 03:01 am
