Brad Pitt Jen and her nipples The Fraud has a great body. Especially when she eats. And now that she says she’s in a better place, she’s decided to fill out a little - slightly more voluptuous and she looks great. Really, really great. The Fraud also has great nipples. And we were treated By Lainey • Apr 10, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt McGosling Lives: the Non Story This is a Non Story, an article about nothing, an article to report simply that nothing has changed – I apologise if you’re not an obsessed McGosling. So Ryan didn’t take Rachel to the Oscars. Because he took his mom and his sister and they’re not the type By Lainey • Apr 09, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Us Weekly vs The Pitts Another week, another ballsy Us Weekly cover. Janice and her crew are on the warpath, this time against Angelina Jolie. So she just adopted Pax. And she said that she’s planning to take time off to be with her four kids. But she has also accepted new movie offers, By Lainey • Mar 28, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Hello Pax! Hello Canada! A Canadian publication gets an exclusive! More pics at the Hello! Canada site including Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt and his siblings photographed together – Angie and Pax, Maddox and Pax cuddling and playing with Z inside. And no. The Chosen One has not been included. Cue freaking out by MiniVan Majority. Word By Lainey • Mar 20, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Maddox meeting his Bro Angie and Maddox in Vietnam today. Multiple sources are reporting that she’ll be bringing home the Family’s fourth some time this week – a 3 year old boy left at the hospital and never reclaimed by his birth parents. Adoption procedures were initiated around the time of The Chosen By Lainey • Mar 14, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The Cover Pitts Us Weekly and People have both put the Family on the cover, pimping the Pitts who are always good to sell at newsstands… and why not? Look at them! Nothing new in terms of content: it’s a boy, around 4 years old, they began the procedure months ago, could By Lainey • Mar 07, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt At work with Daddy Of course The Chosen One had to be the rare exception to my Celebrity Baby Theory. Of course, she did. But seriously…who can resist? Check out chubby little Shiloh hanging out with Daddy Brad on the set in New Orleans today, pretty much an exact replica of both her By Lainey • Mar 02, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Sidney, Julia, George, Brad, Russell, and Nicole Julia Roberts is like Grey’s Anatomy for me. Bitch grates on my last nerve but I can’t. I can’t seem to look away. And every time she laughs, every time she honks, every time that mouth opens and those equine teeth go flying I’m like – please By Lainey • Feb 23, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts #4? Maddox, Zahara, The Chosen One...and now #4? Us Weekly is reporting that the Pitts have signed paperwork to adopt again, this time from Vietnam. The story, as you know, has surfaced before only to result in a quick denial from Camp Pitt. But Janice Min is resurrecting the rumour, By Lainey • Feb 23, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Angie & Z on the balcony Enjoying Mardi Gras festivities yesterday at home in New Orleans. Funny how the rags claim she’s starving and dying and shooting up – don’t know about you but this looks about as far from Britney as it gets. As for this weekend at the Oscars, though it seems unlikely By Lainey • Feb 21, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Daily Gorgessity: The Family Pitt So not fair. But such a welcome change from drugs and bare heads and hoo hoos – Brad and Angelina out and about in New Orleans with Zahara and Shiloh, an idyllic normal family portrait, ignoring the overwhelming hotness of both parents, of course. Again…so not fair. And SO fun By Lainey • Feb 19, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Jake G: the Pants Issue Not to long ago, I posted this article about Brad Pitt’s pants, specifically the way he wears his pants, the way a man can wear a pair of pants and be even sexier than he’d be if he took them off. Brad Pitt has a body made for By Lainey • Feb 16, 2007 07:00 am
Ben Affleck Love & Loss with Gwyneth Paltrow Why worship my Gwynnie? Because Gwyneth is The Other Girl. Not the one who gives up everything for love, not the one who doesn’t run the relationship, not the one who gets stepped over…never Gwyneth. Gwyneth is always the girl who is loved MORE. Gwyneth is the girl By Lainey • Feb 14, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt My Gwynnie rocks to Pipsqueak Not exactly a new connection…Pip and Chris Martin have publicly expressed their mutual admiration and everyone who is anyone attended JT’s NYC concert last night. So here’s my girl looking fresh and lovely on her way to the show. Come to think of it…seems like she’ By Lainey • Feb 08, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Departed DVD Exclusive Giveaway!!! You want a piece of Leo? Or Damon? Or Marky Mark? Or even Jack??? The Departed comes out on DVD on February 13th, less than 2 weeks before Oscar. As you know, it is in the running for Best Picture, so I’m giving you a chance to own it By Lainey • Feb 01, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Daily Classic Quiveration: Brad Pitt It has been a while…and the rubber face at the Globes didn’t help either. But here’s a candid we can all quiver over – Brad in NOLA picking up Maddox from school, Angie playing perfect mommy as well. As you know, the First Family has now settled in By Lainey • Jan 25, 2007 07:00 am