Famewhores Here it is… We’ve been calling for it, waiting for it… And now it comes. Jennifer Aniston was hit hard last week. Magazine covers calling her pathetic, Bradley Cooper calling her “not natural”, Renee Zellweger trumping her ass in the battle for Hollywood’s summer box office sensation. And then Brad Pitt By Lainey • Aug 24, 2009 05:09 am
Frauds Not Natural, An Act, Insecure If you can believe it, we’re not talking about Victoria Beckham. These three attributes: Not Natural An Act Insecure Were cited by Bradley Cooper (as reported in the new issue of Us Weekly) as the reasons why he did not want to be with Jennifer Aniston. Coop went with By Lainey • Aug 20, 2009 03:44 am
Girly Throw Downs Snap and Flex > Boring Oh honey. It must be exhausting. Renee Zellweger relaxed her SnapFace just a little last night at the premiere of My One & Only in New York to focus on the posing. She posed very, very, very hard. Some celebrities are naturals on the carpet. Renee is not a natural By Lainey • Aug 19, 2009 04:01 am
Hook Ups Snapface photo shoot Fresh off her minibreak with Bradley Cooper in Spain, where he was spotted stroking her ass and kissing her in a church, Renee Zellweger returned to New York for a photo shoot today with red lips covered under a sheet. As you can see, Renee’s eyes are open all By Lainey • Aug 13, 2009 11:04 am
Hook Ups How to be a player Jennifer Aniston, also known as 40 and Fabulous!, has been battling Snapface Renee Zellweger, 40 too, for the affections of Bradley Cooper. Renee seems to have surged ahead of late. She and Coop (with whom she co-starred on Case 39) and a couple of friends (?) are currently in Barcelona, By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 05:26 am
Famewhores Coop works out Bradley Cooper was spotted in West Hollywood after hitting the gym yesterday in what looks like the same outfit he was wearing in Vancouver last week. He shaved. Looks good, non? Some bottom feeding rags are still reporting that he and Jennifer Aniston have something going on – she’s been By Lainey • Aug 07, 2009 04:32 am
Quiveration Bradley Cooper Faceman in Vancouver There’s a film version of The A-Team that will begin production shortly in Vancouver. Liam Neeson has been confirmed as Hannibal and Bradley Cooper will be playing Faceman. Jacek says the cool way to say this is “Face”. Ok whatever. Hannibal and “Face” were both in Vancouver last By Lainey • Aug 03, 2009 03:15 am
Dumbass Pippy the superhero? Hollywood f-cking shenigans… I don’t understand why they haven’t already offered this to Bradley Cooper. Instead, he’s one of three on the shortlist, alongside Ryan Reynolds and … Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake! His balls haven’t fully dropped and he’s supposed to convince us he can fight By Lainey • Jul 10, 2009 04:02 am
Quiveration More Coop on a rainy day It’s raining in Vancouver, and feels like it could be raining everywhere else, so a double dose of Coop shouldn’t hurt, especially since he seems to have fixed his style problems. The costume designer on Valentine’s Day knows what she/he is doing, non? MUCH better tailoring. By Lainey • Jul 07, 2009 12:01 pm
BFFs Julia and Bradley back together They worked together on Broadway a few years ago for Three Days of Rain and are now working again together on the ensemble picture Valentine’s Day, photographed on set this week heading to their trailers, thick as thieves, and full of secrets. Maybe it’s Julia’s influence, because By Lainey • Jul 07, 2009 07:58 am
Hook Ups Dining with the desperate First Jennifer Aniston, now Renee Zellweger, what’s the common denominator between Bradley Cooper’s recent dinner companions? And chill out you crusty bitches – it’s not being 40 and single that’s the problem. It’s been 40 and single and insisting on the FABULOUSNESS of it, but then By Lainey • Jul 01, 2009 03:22 am
Bad Style When’s the follow-up? So Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper went out for dinner last Thursday. Five minutes later Life & Style was reporting they’re getting married, even though he flew back to LA shortly after and hasn’t returned to New York since, and she’s been shooting in New York and By Lainey • Jun 25, 2009 02:52 am
Hook Ups Future Love Triangle So the other night, Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper were “caught” out for dinner. As expected, their new relationship has made the cover of every tabloid this week, not the main story though as Jon & Kate still seem to be dominating headlines. Ugh. Jen feels the same way too. By Lainey • Jun 24, 2009 04:13 am
Famewhores Famewhore finds her Hair Twin! Her obviousness never ceases to amaze me. The Brange has been front and centre all week giving their millions away. Angelina Jolie was in DC yesterday hugging refugees and crying about their suffering. She was also on Anderson Cooper and The Today Show with her Earth Mother face saving the By Lainey • Jun 19, 2009 05:22 am
Natalie Portman New York but Paris first Paris Je t’aime is a gorgeous, gorgeous movie. Have you seen it? If not, please see it first. Please see it BEFORE you see New York, I Love You. Because you will want to see New York, I Love You – it comes out in October – but it’s better By Lainey • Jun 17, 2009 12:15 pm
Bad Style Shake it loose! Bradley Cooper’s hair is some pretty great sh-t. But not when he slicks it back Gordon Gekko styles like some sleazy club douche which is exactly how he styled it last night at the CFDAs. Coop, as he apparently likes to be called, is wearing Calvin Klein. Properly By Lainey • Jun 16, 2009 03:47 am
