Break Ups Heidi & the bodyguard Well now this is how they should all behave when they divorce -- with bitterness and barbs over a bodyguard, all caught on camera. Heidi Klum was papped on holiday with her children in Sardinia. In the photos, she and her bodyguard have their arms around each other. There’s By Lainey • Sep 04, 2012 10:03 am
Hook Ups Katy Perry + Robert Pattinson? Twi-Hards are spitting at the new cover of US Weekly: Katy Wants Rob: Their Secret Dinner Date Even though the publicist-friendly Gossip Cop disputes that it went down, US reports that Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson, both of them fresh off romantic anguish, had dinner on August 23 at Soho By Lainey • Aug 29, 2012 02:54 pm
Break Ups John Mayer sheds and accessorises Sometimes I wonder how it is that John Mayer and Ashton Kutcher aren’t best friends. Or could they be? Do we reject that which repulses us in our ourselves? Anyway, now that Katy Perry doesn’t want to be dealing with him anymore, John’s all fresh again with By Lainey • Aug 27, 2012 02:48 pm
Break Ups Summer’s almost over There’s one more weekend. I mean I know officially, like, according to science and the almanac people, that summer’s not done until the Autumn Equinox but in spirit, we all know, summer ends after Labour Day weekend. And I only asked for the summer. That they make it By Lainey • Aug 27, 2012 01:21 pm
Break Ups Katy Perry kept it short On August 13 I posted this article about how Katy Perry was keeping her daylight hours with John Mayer to a minimum. You know. She knows. Mila Kunis does not know. Mila Kunis allowed her shame f-ck to become her bonafide. Mila is dumber than Katy. Like, sure, John Mayer By Lainey • Aug 24, 2012 12:50 pm
Break Ups Katie left with nothing and she wants you to know The Katie Holmes-Tom Cruise divorce was finalised this week. Remember how they were all like “we’re keeping the terms confidential” right after an agreement was reached? Well now TMZ has some of the details. Not surprisingly the information favours Katie, just one of three Yay Katie stories released in By Lainey • Aug 24, 2012 11:15 am
Break Ups Fashion Katie in the tents I can’t wait for this. Katie Holmes will present Holmes & Yang for the first time at NY Fashion Week. According to Page Six the collection will be shown in the tents and that’s supposed to be a big ass deal. Like she means to be some kind By Lainey • Aug 23, 2012 04:00 pm
Break Ups Every love is forever but we’re never getting back together Taylor Swift has a new album called RED coming out in October. And there’s already a new song -- We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together. Once again, then, a breakup song. Because as she told her fans yesterday: "All the different emotions that are written about on By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 12:09 pm
Break Ups Single Tom has smaller heels Oh here’s fun game! Whose career is more in crisis: Tom Cruise, member of a cult who frighteningly may have wanted to turn his daughter into a freak, or Kristen Stewart who let a married man rub himself all over her in her car? It’s tricky. And in By Lainey • Jul 25, 2012 04:07 pm
Break Ups The Mythology of Katie Holmes Katie Holmes took Suri and a friend (?) to gymnastics class yesterday in New York. You know what I love about these shots? Look at the first photo in the series. Had she not filed for divorce, this would be next week’s cover of Star Magazine with the caption: Katie’ By Lainey • Jul 13, 2012 12:04 pm
Break Ups Amber Heard still has a girlfriend And a boyfriend? In Touch reported a couple of weeks ago that Amber Heard and her girlfriend Tasya were done. That’s In Touch for you. Amber and Tasya stepped out together yesterday. They’re not done. That doesn’t mean she’s not also f-cking Johnny Depp (which, I By Lainey • Jul 12, 2012 02:24 pm
Break Ups Suri In The City One day, if all goes according to plan, Katie Holmes’s plan that is, Suri Cruise will call herself a New Yorker. Katie intends for Suri to grow up in the city. I know she’s only 6 but do you see Suri Cruise as a New York City girl? By Lainey • Jul 12, 2012 11:53 am
Break Ups Katie & Nicole As expected, the weeklies are still going hard on Tom & Katie this week. PEOPLE’s story is relatively tame, especially compared to Us Weekly. I’ve just had a look at the Us Weekly pages and, as you can see from the cover, where PEOPLE has so far avoided By Lainey • Jul 11, 2012 11:19 am
Break Ups Tom & Katie’s quick divorce A friend of mine who is also an entertainment reporter emailed me yesterday. “Am I a dick? This is so anti-climactic.” She left him and divorced him, all of it signed, in 10 short days. I feel like that might be a record. Can we at least have a chance By Lainey • Jul 10, 2012 11:18 am
Break Ups It took Katie 10 days and now she takes taxis (There are other, several, non Tom & Katie posts scheduled for today. Most of them are half-written but I’ve had to put them on hold because these two seem so determined to take over the world. Please know those stories are on the way.) Katie Holmes announced she’d By Lainey • Jul 09, 2012 02:04 pm
Break Ups These people are not Church approved They can’t be, right? Because they’re part of New Katie’s life. New Katie has cut off everyone who’s connected to Scientology. Not sure yet who accompanied her and Suri yesterday in New York but these people are certainly not approved by Xenu. And, well, I really By Lainey • Jul 06, 2012 10:59 am
