Break Ups Sit DOWN Centaur Please. These ‘roidy motherf-ckers and their massive egos. First reaction when the ego takes a bruising is to call up the boys and pull their dicks out in retaliation. Who else but Alex Rodriguez? He and Manslinger Kate Hudson are no longer together. You’ve seen Kate in action. Through By Lainey • Dec 15, 2009 09:03 am
Break Ups Manslinging in animal print pyjamas Further to online reports published this morning, Us Weekly has also cited sources who confirm that it’s over been ARod and Manslinger Kate Hudson. GOOD. At some point, no matter how great the sex, and you know she loves it, she had to have been turned off by his By Lainey • Dec 14, 2009 11:14 am
Break Ups Jake & Maggie, Reese & Deacon Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon continue to deny through their reps that they’ve broken up, and he referred to his “girlfriend” last week at a press junket for Brothers, but they’ve yet to be seen together since well before their supposed split, and last night, according to People, By Lainey • Dec 09, 2009 09:18 am
Break Ups Uma no Arki… and some real Prime? Uma Thurman has broken off her engagement to Arki (Arpad) Busson. He is the father of Elle Macpherson’s children, is some rich money dude, and is often indistinguishable from Uma’s previous paramour Andre Balazs. Right? And they have the same initials. Cindy Adams was the first to break By Lainey • Dec 08, 2009 04:25 am
Break Ups What’s up with Reese & Jake? The word from both their reps is that they have not broken up. Which means they want you to think that they are still together… So why the shenanigans? It’s an intriguing little gossip story. Sunday morning People.com breaks the exclusive that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 02:21 am
Hook Ups Replacing Avril It’s not hard. And it doesn’t take long. This is Deryck Whibley last night in LA at Tattoo Mania with Hanna Beth Merjos. They’re calling her his new girlfriend. Hanna Beth is a wannabe model. Of course she is. After enduring months and months of Avril’s By Lainey • Oct 20, 2009 05:12 am
Break Ups Skinny Shelfy says she’s studying Of course she was. Her publicist always comes up with an excuse. So Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake was in Vegas all last week for his golf tournament which culminated yesterday. Saturday night, as previously mentioned, he and his friends performed at Mandalay Bay to raise money for Shriners Hospitals for Children. By Lainey • Oct 19, 2009 05:08 am
Break Ups It’s where she isn’t… That’s most telling. But People.com says they’re totally still together. So it must be the truth, right? Shelfy and her publicist want so badly for it to be. But it’s Thanksgiving weekend in Canada. So today, Monday, is a holiday. No one is working, no one By Lainey • Oct 12, 2009 08:12 am
Break Ups No Madge, but can she hang on to GOOP? Not long ago Tracy Anderson was the sh-t. She was training with Madonna, touring with Madonna, featured by GOOP, opening her own gym in NYC. But no one in NYC seemed interested. Stagnant membership, bad press due to her shady past, accusations that her methods were not realistic, and now By Lainey • Oct 12, 2009 02:41 am
Break Ups Open, closed, or over? George Michael’s boyfriend Kenny Goss has suffered through 13 years of bathroom raids and late night forest visits and according to the UK tabloids, he’s finally walked out on George’s extracurricular habits. George however is now denying reports of a split. His rep says it’s still By Lainey • Oct 06, 2009 03:58 am
Break Ups Shelfy can’t cling long distance Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is back in Vancouver, arrived last Thursday and spotted yesterday downtown filming A-Team. As you can see, even on set with makeup on, Shelfy looks like sh-t. Gaunt, pale, and am told she seems listless and mopey between scenes. A reader (thanks Rubina!) saw her on By Lainey • Oct 05, 2009 04:48 am
Break Ups The Clinger cover and the People Publicist The good news is that Shelfy landed herself a cover. The bad news…the cover makes her look as pathetic as Jennifer Aniston. As reported yesterday, the new issue of Us Weekly features an exclusive breakup report – Justin Timberlake ditched the Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Over the phone and over By Lainey • Sep 30, 2009 08:36 am
Break Ups He shed the Clinger? Oh la. The new issue of Us Magazine comes out tomorrow but etalk received an advance copy and their report is putting Shelfy in the sh-ts. I just read my voice over for our piece about 15 minutes ago. According to the publication, they say Pip ditched her. LIKE A By Lainey • Sep 29, 2009 04:53 am
Break Ups Ebola destroys again This comes as no surprise. For many reasons. Us Weekly reports that Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are done. That she told him she wanted out and that divorce papers will be filed imminently. He is apparently “crushed”. Avril married when she was 21. You’re only, like, half a By Lainey • Sep 17, 2009 08:42 am
Break Ups Unfixable It was Sean Penn’s birthday yesterday. He’s 49. Two nights ago he was spotted in Malibu at Nobu leaving with a friend. Not sure if he celebrated with Robin Wright though it seems unlikely. Page Six is reporting that it’s done. Again. Sean took time off from By Lainey • Aug 18, 2009 04:11 am
Break Ups McGosling glimmer I thought they were nuts. Then the Twi-Hards came along and redefined crazy. But before Stephenie Meyer ignited the lunatic gene in those losers, the McGoslings did indeed foam all over the internets hoping the real life rowboat would happen. Oh those halcyon days. When Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling By Lainey • Aug 12, 2009 04:22 am
