Break Ups Setting up Natalie Portman People is reporting that it’s over between Natalie Portman and that hairy tree hugger she was attached to all summer Devendra Banhart. Works for me… Time to set her up with the next because I’m lame like that and since it can’t be Ryan Gosling anymore, perhaps By Lainey • Sep 25, 2008 03:30 am
Break Ups Mom Wins Actually… money wins. Quick saga recap: Usher’s managed by his mom for years. Usher meets Tameka. Mom hates Tameka. Usher defends Tameka’s controversial reputation. Tameka gets pregnant. Mom gets booted. Tameka marries Usher. Usher’s new album sucks. Usher reconnects with Mom. Usher now separated from Tameka? That’ By Lainey • Sep 04, 2008 09:09 am
Break Ups Never a leader… Jennifer Aniston is in New York picking up on some of Katie Holmes’s style tips. As you can see, Oprah’s favourite is the latest to put on a pair of boyfriend jeans. And if she’s doing it, it means the MiniVan is doing it. Which means the By Lainey • Aug 22, 2008 02:42 am
Break Ups Like Talking to Oprah That’s what a paparazzi experience is for John Mayer. He cannot help himself. He cannot help talking about himself. He cannot help the addiction he has to hearing his own voice. So John and Jennifer Aniston are no more. It’s important for you to know however – extremely important By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 03:29 am
Break Ups Time for Joaquin? Winona Ryder is single. Again. She and boyfriend Blake Sennett have apparently ended their relationship – word is she’s pretty broken up about it. Sigh. I used to be a Winona apologist. But some things are undeniable. Losing Him changed her forever. And she can’t change back. Having said By Lainey • Aug 14, 2008 10:19 am
Break Ups The Players Played Out Disappointing…but really no surprise. Three months is about right for lust to wear off anyway. In the end, the battle between two practiced players ended in deadlock. Us Weekly is reporting that the summer romance between Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong is over. The magazine also claims that there By Lainey • Jul 30, 2008 03:06 am
Break Ups Suddenly Single Salma Salma Hayek and her baby father Francois-Henri Pinault are no longer engaged https://www.usmagazine.com/salma-hayek-calls-off-engagement-to-french-billionaire. Her rep confirmed the cancellation saying there would be no further comment. Obviously the statement didn’t spell out that the two had formally split By Lainey • Jul 18, 2008 03:45 am
Break Ups Madge"s Family Weekend Madonna was not wearing a wedding ring on Friday but she was holding her husband’s hand... Check out the Family Madge at Kabbalah service the other night – Madonna being led out by Guy Ritchie and again yesterday taking their kids out to a movie, both continuing to attempt to By Lainey • Jul 14, 2008 01:41 am
Break Ups Official…but not news I’m gloating. Click away if you can’t handle it. But if you’ve been reading this site long enough, and paying attention to the riddles, you’d have known that Emily Blunt and Michael Buble were done a long time ago. Their split was “officially” confirmed today via By Lainey • Jul 11, 2008 05:28 am
Break Ups Not Free… Yet It was widely reported last week that the low rent Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox was single and that she’d cut herself loose from Brian Austin Green. Not so. Megan has not addressed the rumours, even though she’s pretty vocal about many other things, including how often she likes By Lainey • Jul 09, 2008 11:55 am
Break Ups In love with love Drew Barrymore is single again. And if you’ve charted Drew’s romantic resumé over the years, this is not a surprise. Drew finds love often…but it’s not often lasting. So she and Justin Long are no more – confirmed by her rep. Of course they’re still friends. By Lainey • Jul 08, 2008 02:36 am
Break Ups Guy’s Green Hat Those of you who’ve been reading a long time know the green hat thing. It’s a Chinese thing. We don’t wear green hats. A man wearing a green hat is basically announcing to the world he’s been cuckolded. And curiously enough, amid all the Alex Rodriguez By Lainey • Jul 03, 2008 03:31 am
Break Ups Mandy’s terrible taste Mandy Moore is a lovely, lovely celebrity. Bit contrived of late with all the introspection and sh*t, but in relation to her peers, Mandy is a doll. She also doesn’t starve herself and eats like a normal person. Love her. Which is why it sucks that she has, By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 07:54 am
Break Ups Madge in control It doesn’t matter that they came to the brink. And it doesn’t matter that she met with Fiona Shackleton. What matters now is that Madonna is controlling the message. And the message right now is that Guy Ritchie was summoned to her side for damage control, and that By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 03:22 am
Break Ups For A-Rod? Really? Him? Us Weekly is reporting that Alex Rodriguez has been making clandestine visits up to Madonna’s New York apartment suggesting that a romance with A-Rod is what’s driving her to leave Guy Ritchie. The evidence? Jack McCoy would say it’s very circumstantial: Rodriguez was seen By Lainey • Jul 01, 2008 04:52 am
Break Ups Silent Liz As you know, all of London is buzzing about a Madonna divorce. She is rumoured to have met with Fiona Shackleton who also represented Prince Charles and more recently Paul McCartney in his nasty split from that lying golddigger Heather Mills. The same report is suggesting that Madge may have By Lainey • Jun 27, 2008 04:02 am
