BFFs GOOP & Manslinger: Sag & Perk There were 3 clothing changes for Gwyneth Paltrow yesterday. First a casual-ish blouse and black shorts with big heels upon arriving at Letterman. Then a sheath on Letterman. And then a long lacy looking dress for the Chopard party immediately afterwards. The first two were rather unremarkable. The final choice By Lainey • Apr 30, 2010 03:35 am
Breasts Best Globe Breasts: Christina & Mimi It was a motorboating extravaganza. Big ups to Christina Hendricks for refusing to conform, for refusing to downsize her curves. Much respect to Christina Hendricks for being able to carry those badboys around with toppling. And doing so without looking obscene. Some broads with their big tits, they cannot be By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 02:30 am
Girlcrushes Worst Globes Sag: Carey Mulligan Carey did not bring Shia. Boo. Carey lost to Sandra Bullock. Boo. Not that I don’t love Sandy. I do. But The Blind Side was not An Education. There was no comparing the performances. Perhaps Carey’s loss was predicted by her sagging tits. Oh honey, give ‘em a By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 12:58 am
Breasts Porny motorboat I married an immature perv who considers Wedding Crashers and Old School the two finest films ever made. There’s a part in You’ve Got Mail when Tom Hanks tells Meg Ryan that everything in life can be related back to The Godfather, you remember? Well for Jacek, all By Lainey • Jan 11, 2010 07:09 am
