George Clooney Front row Italian thigh squeeze Oh Ely. You good, girl. You very, very good. Yesterday we were treated to photos – click here for a refresher – of the Italian Queen getting nuzzled by George Clooney upon arrival at Giorgio Armani in Milan. Today it’s the front row thigh squeeze. Look how she looks at him By Lainey • Sep 28, 2010 03:48 am
Assy Style TIFF Style Best & Worst … so far Written by Sasha The fashion extravaganza has begun and it’s time for my weekend fashion round up! Diving straight into it, my vote for most fashionable couple! There were a lot of Hollywood duos out this weekend—Ben and Jen, Jon Hamm and long time lady Jennifer, and Marion By Lainey • Sep 13, 2010 11:39 am
Quiveration Bill Murray memories & please don’t be mad at me I don’t hate on Megan Fox as hard as other people. She says dumb sh-t. She has a weird pretend face. She’s crazy and temperamental. But I have more time for Megan than, say, Shelfy. Which doesn’t mean I love her, of course not. Just that, well, By Lainey • Sep 13, 2010 05:37 am
John Mayer I prefer Silver…just barely Written by Jacek Thought it would be appropriate if I wrote about John Mayer’s appearance on the Today show earlier this morning. If you missed the poll a couple of weeks ago, it was suggested after the Smut Soiree that I looked like John Mayer. To which 98% of By Lainey • Jul 23, 2010 07:03 am
Books Megan Fox, The Hunger Games, and where to eat Last Wednesday, the night I ate those bad clams and almost lost the will to live, I was out for dinner with someone who lives in LA who was telling a story about eating at the Cheesecake Factory and I was like –there’s food at the Cheesecake Factory? And By Lainey • Jul 19, 2010 08:01 am
Megan Fox Marriage Analysis So their previous engagement lasted over 2 years and ended up broken. This engagement was a week long and culminated in a wedding. As you know, Megan Fox married Brian Austin Green in Hawaii, confirmed by their reps. I find it surprising that it’s the first for both. Shall By Lainey • Jun 29, 2010 05:54 am
Megan Fox Unemployed and no photoshop Megan Fox spent the long weekend with Brian Austin Green in Hawaii not appearing to be too broken up about being replaced by that hot British model in Transformers 3. Fox will soon start heavy promotion for Jonah Hex. And not a bad way to kick it off given that By Lainey • May 31, 2010 07:58 am
Smutty Surgery Megan Fox’s pretend face Megan Fox has been working. She has not been famewhoring, she has not been pap-baiting, and as far as celebrity famewhoring pap-baiting offenders go, she’s actually not the worst. You’ll note, it is possible to go long stretches without seeing Megan Fox “candids”. And it’s IMpossible to By Lainey • Apr 19, 2010 05:32 am
Patrick Dempsey Does it seem... Like Adrien Brody is always, kinda, posing? Or is his body just made that way? With a lean or something. Adrien and Keanu Reeves were at the 2010 Toyota Pro Celebrity Race Press Day this afternoon along with Patrick Dempsey, Christian Slater, and Brian Austin Green, among others. As you By Lainey • Apr 06, 2010 12:13 pm
Dumbass Her kind of man Megan Fox covers the new issue of Elle and reveals that she’s not interested in guys in their 20s because she’s too articulate for them: “Robert Pattinson and Zac – they’re just too pretty with the big hair and the suits. And Rob is, what, 22? Zac is By Lainey • May 07, 2009 12:15 pm
Twats Toxic tweaky love Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green were in Santa Monica together yesterday dining together at the Ivy by the Shore obviously unable to stay apart. Or maybe she hasn’t found anyone better to launch off to yet. Unfortunately the night after they hung out Robert Pattinson took off for By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 04:32 am
Famewhores Because John Mayer didn’t call Megan Fox was spotted out and about furniture shopping with not so ex Brian Austin Green today before heading back to his place. So are they or aren’t they? Who the f-ck cares? The point is she’s NOT with John Mayer. Because he didn’t take advantage and By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 02:45 pm
Break Ups Waiting for John Mayer She’s keeping her options open, making sure there’s always a Plan B. Us Weekly broke the story earlier this week that Megan Fox finally cut it off with her dead weight fiancé Brian Austin Green. She was spotted this afternoon however visiting Brian’s son Cassius at school. By Lainey • Feb 26, 2009 09:59 am
Break Ups Tell John Mayer… That Megan Fox is single. Because she is totally his type. This is after all a dude who used to admit to racking up thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars on internet porn and phone sex. Something tells me Jennifer Aniston isn’t exactly the go-to beat off inspiration By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 08:47 am
Twats Is this a man? Debatable. His name is Brian Austin Green. You know him better as David Silver. He spent most of the 90s making out with Tori Spelling…remember him? Oh yeah…him. Brian Austin Green is engaged to Megan Fox, a man in his 30s desperately hanging on to his young break By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 02:30 am
Assy Style Megan Meh Megan Fox and her fiancé Brian Austin Green last night at the GQ event at the Chateau Marmont. Like…do you care? Said it before, will say it again. She’s an eternal Blender girl. The poor man’s Angelina Jolie. It’s crass, and I’m sorry, but Megan By Lainey • Nov 19, 2008 02:38 am
