Girly Throw Downs Rubber suit How else would you describe it? This is Lady Gaga at Good Morning America today arriving in typical crazy ass fashion, wearing a rubber suit, like literally a suit, with nipple tape and, by her standards, a rather ordinary hat. Yesterday, while out and about, she was almost conservative, in By Lainey • Feb 17, 2011 03:00 am
Quiveration Grammy poster boy The early batch of Grammy Award performers was announced today. Lady Gaga, Cee-Lo Green, Miranda Lambert, Arcade Fire, Katy Perry, and… Eminem. Which I guess shouldn’t be a huge surprise. He is, after all, the Grammy poster boy this year. MusicIsLifeIsMusic. MTV Shows Em backed up Drake last year By Lainey • Jan 13, 2011 04:46 am
Britney Spears The Chicken Fried Factor Last month when the Grammy nominations were announced, and everyone was talking about Justin Bieber on the Best New Artist list, I wrote the following: “The Grammy nominations were announced last night. Justin Bieber, not surprisingly, was nominated for Best New Artist. Like Britney Spears who did not end up By Lainey • Jan 12, 2011 07:30 am
Faux Gossip Britney: Birthday, abuse, Grammy The Grammy nominations were announced last night. Justin Bieber, not surprisingly, was nominated for Best New Artist. Like Britney Spears who did not end up winning the award. If you’re only 14 years old right now, you may argue that Bieber is way bigger than Britney ever was. You By Lainey • Dec 02, 2010 01:30 am
Parent Pimps The last days of JailBait Tomorrow is her birthday. She will be 18. After the American Music Awards last night – photos attached of Miley on the carpet – she hit up Trousdale for her party in a black leather bra and matching pants. Her ma was there – the one who’s been accused of cheating with By Lainey • Nov 22, 2010 09:47 am
Hook Ups You’re single and there’s a Britney connection People.com reported that you and Alicja Bachleda are finished. That it happened several months ago. How several months ago? This photo was taken late April. Like shortly after? Sometimes the word “several” is so very frustrating. I am sad for you that this didn’t work. Observing from afar, By Lainey • Oct 18, 2010 10:13 am
Parent Pimps Oh no, she’s an exception Of course she is. Miley Cyrus hit up the club last night in Hollywood. She went to Voyeur, then a house party. Sounds like a familiar path. What’s the drinking age in California again? 21 right? Miley doesn’t turn 18 until next month. But that doesn’t matter. By Lainey • Oct 01, 2010 08:01 am
Glee This is not Becoming You remember that show on MTV? Becoming... Britney. Or Becoming...Pink. They’d pick a civilian and devote an entire team, with a pretty good budget, to recreating a music video with that civilian as the star. Becoming was awesome. But Glee is not Becoming. Glee is supposed to be By Lainey • Sep 29, 2010 08:47 am
Glee The colour of Will’s car Written by Duana I thought that it would be important, when I was writing a review of Glee, to make it somehow different from the ones I write about Mad Men or Gossip Girl. Maybe some cute references to song lyrics, something. But I don’t want to. After a By Lainey • Sep 29, 2010 08:40 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried ain’t worried Britney Spears is being sued by some former bodyguard for rubbing herself in front of him or some sh-t. Sexual harassment and being a bad mother. She says it’s bullsh-t. KFed believes her. And, to be honest, not that I can’t see Chicken Fried getting frisky with an By Lainey • Sep 10, 2010 07:21 am
Style Sofia, Stephen, Somewhere, Britney Sofia Coppola is presenting Somewhere at the Venice Film Festival. Apparently the Italian media went all Twi-Hard over her arrival. Being a Coppola is a big deal there. Love what she’s wearing. It’s Louis Vuitton of course. Sofia has forever been tight with Marc Jacobs. And that bag By Lainey • Sep 03, 2010 06:16 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried PDA and bikini count Britney Spears continues her holiday with Jason Trawick and today’s photos feature Fried Chicken in a green bikini after yesterday’s yellow one, its owner wrapped around her boyfriend in the water, the happiest she’s looked in a long time. I guess it’s not hard to be By Lainey • Aug 26, 2010 05:47 am
Assy Style Chicken Fried, Beysus, and the Sh-t House Britney Spears is in Hawaii with her man Jason Trawick. Jason Trawick’s body > Jensen Ackles’s body. Right??? I like ‘em lean. Fried Chicken managed to clean up her weave in time for the holiday, or maybe that’s because we can’t see it from the back. By Lainey • Aug 25, 2010 05:03 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Sinkhole & Sons Should be the name of a plumbing company. Chicken Fried Britney tweeted from the Glee set yesterday – photo attached – where she’s working on the all-Britney episode which is kinda like reminding her: see how awesome you used to be before the crazy took over? At some point during the By Lainey • Aug 19, 2010 03:48 am
Parent Pimps Chicken Fried – back to the studio! That phrase to me has always been about Bridget Jones. Remember the Lewisham fire station? It’s not the ass shot that kills me, it’s always her recovery, when she thanks the fire chief, commends him on his “excellent fire station”, and then points to the camera: Back to By Lainey • Aug 13, 2010 03:41 am
Assy Style Chicken Fried fixes her Sinkhole Last time I posted a shot of her nasty ass weave, there was a sinkhole happening back there. Click here for a refresher if you really have to but be warned because, if you’re anything like me, the sinkhole will skeeve you. I had nightmares about that crazy sh-t By Lainey • Aug 04, 2010 04:53 am
