Britney Spears He thinks he’s a friend Ken Paves decided to share his wisdom with People.com yesterday after Chicken Fried Britney’s weave sh-t the other day. Click here if you’ve really, really forgotten what that looked like. Ken, as you know, is Porny Jessica Simpson’s BFF and also a supposed hair expert although, By Lainey • Jul 23, 2010 08:24 am
Assy Style Please. Just. Shave. Like, all of it. Bald is SO underrated. And Bald is always, ALWAYS, better than this. Here’s Chicken Fried Britney hitting up a Crate & Barrel yesterday and while you think it’s (relatively) normal from the front, it turns out around and that sh-t gets frightening. I mean By Lainey • Jul 21, 2010 02:58 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried fresh summer crazy Sweet Jesus Lord, what the F-CK is happening here? Chicken Fried Britney hit up a Starbucks yesterday with her bodyguard and decided to dress up for the occasion. Her weave cooperated as well. And for some reason, she was extra animated on the way to the car in the parking, By Lainey • Jul 02, 2010 03:31 am
Britney Spears Your girl-kiss is tired Two months ago when Miley Cyrus’s video for Can’t Be Tamed was released, I wrote this article laying back to back her effort in comparison to Lindsay Lohan’s for Rumours, both poor imitations of Britney Spears, especially the Sweaty Group Dancing. No wonder there’s panic in By Lainey • Jun 04, 2010 06:33 am
Girly Throw Downs Chicken Fried Twitter Apparently she’s taken down Ashton Kutcher for Twitter supremacy and now has more followers. At least that was 2 days ago. Sh-t happens so fast on Twitter, and Justin Bieber fans are so f-cking crazy, they’re probably mobilising to make him #1 by tomorrow. This though illustrates Twitter’ By Lainey • May 26, 2010 08:49 am
Hook Ups Chicken Fried has a new boyfriend? It’s all hers now, right? The hair, I mean. Is it her own? Seems short/long enough to be hers without a weave. And it doesn’t look nasty. This is a relative statement. All things considered though, at least the nest at the back isn’t quite so By Lainey • May 11, 2010 04:23 am
Parent Pimps Sweaty Group Dancing Much of the online chatter today is about JailBait’s new video for Can’t Be Tamed. Because she’s so f-cking wild, yo. It’s a departure, obviously, from the sugar gum wholesome sweetness that has characterised her career so far Disney-styles. But in textbook child star fashion, Miley’ By Lainey • May 05, 2010 03:31 am
Break Ups Chicken Fried driving meltdown Could just be a case of Photo Assumption but the paps are claiming that Britney and Jason Trawick, her agent boyfriend, had a huge scrap in the car yesterday while she was driving. Which makes him a f-cking dumbass. I’m not the greatest driver in the world but you’ By Lainey • Apr 07, 2010 05:08 am
Assy Style Chicken Fried Fro-Yo Aside from that busted weave and her boots, it’s not so bad, is it? Relatively speaking. Britney and Jason Trawick went for frozen yoghurt yesterday. Apparently her eye makeup was super smudged and Jason seemed subdued but no crazy sh-t went down. So all in all, a successful outing. By Lainey • Apr 06, 2010 10:15 am
Assy Style Chicken Fried ass pants As of yesterday afternoon, she was still with Jason Trawick. And she (mostly) held it together. As of this afternoon, it could be an entirely different story. Because Chicken Fried is back to crazy. At least on the outside. In ranking Britney’s f-ckery for clothes, you’re dealing with By Lainey • Mar 18, 2010 11:23 am
Break Ups Not brunette just yet E! Online reported the other day that Chicken Fried and her agent boyfriend were done. Something about them fighting too much. Yesterday Britney Spears was photographed hand in hand out and about with Jason Trawick. She dressed up for the occasion. In a white strapless dress with no stains and By Lainey • Mar 18, 2010 03:18 am
Grammy Awards 2010 Chicken Fried Grammy In many ways, this made me more sad than her bald head. Because it’s like she showed up completely unaware that the last five years just happened. Britney arrived and there was a commotion and she didn’t wear pants and then I totally forgot about her the rest By Lainey • Feb 01, 2010 12:23 am
Assy Style Chicken Fried skinny, dick, and court Britney was photographed leaving the gym yesterday with Jason Trawick still brown and, according to the paps, looking “stick thin”. I’m also worried about her hairline now. Wait, one sec. Just did a quick google. It seems it’s been like this a while. She’s never really had By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 02:25 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Brown, now the English accent Brown Fried Chicken is trouble, been saying it for weeks. On top of all that, word is she’s now speaking with that English accent. You remember the English accent? At the height of her f-ckedupness she was messing around with Adnan whatever his name and yapping at the paps By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 07:02 am
Assy Style Chicken Fried bald patches and stains I’m telling you, she scares me when she’s a brunette. Her world isn’t right when she’s brunette. And the way she looked yesterday out and about in LA wasn’t right at all. Especially since this is “pulled together” for her. In the sense that she’ By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 02:06 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Brown for NYE Britney Spears was photographed yesterday at the Mondrian Hotel in West Hollywood with dark hair. Again. As I’ve already noted, Britney un-blonde is trouble. And the timing… Britney was supposed to have been freed from her father’s authority. Instead, last week, word came that his conservatorship had been By Lainey • Dec 29, 2009 02:53 am
