Britney Spears Chicken Fried weekend in New York It was a quiet one. Her booboos were with their father so Britney Spears flew to New York for a low key few days as the paps didn’t really pick up on her presence until last night and she left early this morning, photographed at JFK looking, well, rather By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 01:45 am
Assy Style Chicken Fried real hair? Britney Spears went shopping yesterday looking a goddamn mess. Is this the real hair? If so, the real hair isn’t much of an improvement on the fake hair. After years of abuse and over treatment, not to mention all the medication, that sh-t just grows out busted all by By Lainey • Dec 10, 2009 02:02 am
Britney Spears Baby One More Time It’s her birthday. And she celebrated last night on a date with her man Jason Trawick at the Chateau Marmont and with her weave up and the fringe falling forward, in her jeans and leather jacket, she almost looks young again. Cue pang of nostalgia, right? Trawick is getting By Lainey • Dec 02, 2009 03:32 am
Assy Style Bad hair belongs together I’m so lame I still want Britney and Justin back together. This will never be. But it’s almost like their hair is trying to be. Bad hair belongs together. As you can see, Pip’s is still all relaxed and douchey on the set of The Social Network. By Lainey • Dec 01, 2009 07:48 am
Dumbass Nipples are scary Remember yesterday Chicken Fried was all nipply in Australia? Click here for a refresher. She was free and tweaked yesterday… But this is the photo that ended up on the Us Magazine website. Can you spot the difference(s)? Fried Chicken nipples were too obscene to be posted without retouching. By Lainey • Nov 06, 2009 02:24 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Australian nipples Britney Spears has arrived in Australia for her first Australian tour and the final leg of Circus which will conclude after 14 shows in Adelaide on November 29th. She kicks it all off in Perth tomorrow. As you can see, Aussies will be treated to a fit Fried Chicken. She By Lainey • Nov 05, 2009 02:05 am
Assy Style Chicken Fried 3 The video. Dean just sent it around with the caption “She doesn’t dance, but she also looks sober”. This, of course, killed me. Because Dean always finds the perfect way to say it. Chicken Fried Britney’s glossy 3 and a half minute fluff piece boiled down to simple By Lainey • Oct 30, 2009 04:16 am
Assy Style Chicken Fried foot issues Britney Spears took her booboos to the movies today. In Calabasas. Which is in California. And it’s warm there. Warm enough to wear shorts and a tank. Am looking online at today’s weather report. It was 27°C today, or 80°F. Some would call that hot. I By Lainey • Oct 22, 2009 02:25 pm
Parent Pimps Speaking of burnouts… The Chicken Fried Comeback & Milk It is enjoying some down time before her Circus swings Down Under, spotted on Sunday in Mexico with her kids and her man and her dad, fit and tight in a black bikini. Jason Trawick suddenly got a lot more attractive with his shirt By Lainey • Oct 19, 2009 03:01 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Canned Corn Britney went out for groceries today. What’s in her cart? I see Chef Boyardee. Maybe I see what I want to see. LOVE Chef Boyardee. And Green Giant canned corn? I also love Green Giant canned corn. I used to have Green Giant canned corn with a can of By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 12:16 pm
Parent Pimps All the Chicken Fried BooBoos Gathered in one place. Poolside. Miami. Yesterday. Britney with her sons, sister, and niece at their luxe hotel, enjoying some downtime between shows. It’s easy to forget both girls are still so young. Britney is still only 27. And Jamie Lynn just turned 18 in April. Babies! So many By Lainey • Sep 01, 2009 03:19 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Chicken Fried hot red pants Britney Spears was chicken fried half asleep during the first leg of her tour last spring. Multiple cities, multiple reports: she couldn’t be bothered, performance was lackluster, she wasn’t into it at all. After a holiday break with her boys, Britney has resumed touring in North America and By Lainey • Aug 25, 2009 10:18 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Chicken Fried Haircuts My friend Duana once made the observation – why don’t Britney’s kids ever age? They do always look the same, non? Could be because Jayden James looks so much like his big brother Sean Preston, and they were only born 12 months apart almost to the day, so not By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 05:34 am
Assy Style Chicken Fried busted ass weave It’s not the first time a post has been so titled. And likely won’t be the last. But seriously… What. The. F-CK??????????????????? Chicken Fried Low Classy went shopping yesterday on Robertson. I noted it during my Teen Choice tweets the other night – that I thought I saw a By Lainey • Aug 12, 2009 03:36 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Raisin’ ‘em right Yes yes y’all. After daddy took over and they sorted her out, Chicken Fried now has full access to her booboos. And how are they doing? Well according to Gatecrasher they’re talking a lot of sh-t. Apparently Britney took her boys to a gifting suite last week and By Lainey • Aug 11, 2009 07:40 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Crazy back to blonde And back at the club. They spent 9 hours taking the Chicken Fried from brown back to blonde this weekend. 9 HOURS. And she was brunette for, like, maybe a month? 6 weeks? To me this is not worth the trouble. It is already excruciatingly boring sitting in a stylist’ By Lainey • Aug 03, 2009 04:35 am
