Parent Pimps Chicken Fried…free? Perhaps they’ve finally made enough money off of her… TMZ is reporting that Britney’s dad Jamie Spears will seek to end his conservatorship over her in November at the end of her tour. No more daily cheese grits? Apparently Jamie believes that Britney can function on her own By Lainey • Jul 21, 2009 02:54 am
Britney Spears Here comes brown When the bad sh-t happened, she was almost always brown. Chicken Fried Crazy comes out super strong when she’s a brunette… Terrible memories. But perhaps all that has changed now, especially since the meds are under control. Britney was out and about this weekend with her agent (and boyfriend) By Lainey • Jun 29, 2009 04:46 am
Britney Spears English Fried Chicken Britney Spears played a series of shows in London and is now enjoying some downtime in the best city ever. Yesterday she took her boys to Hamley’s, a toy store, and today it was the zoo. As you know, Team Spears has extended the tour, just confirmed more dates By Lainey • Jun 16, 2009 04:04 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried coincidence or conspiracy? You’ve heard by now – click here for more information – about Britney Spears and her agent Jason Trawick. And you’ll recall my exclusive report from her cousin’s wedding a few weeks ago – at the time everyone was calling him her “douchebag boyfriend. As soon as her new relationship By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 10:26 am
Parent Pimps Chicken Fried at the wedding Fresh off her Caribbean getaway, Britney Spears made an appearance this weekend at her cousin’s wedding in Amite, Louisiana. Jamie Lynn was listed as a bridesmaid, Chicken Fried was listed as an “honourary” bridesmaid. By all accounts, Britney looked amazing. In a brown dress to the ankle, v in By Lainey • May 25, 2009 02:54 am
Hook Ups No Chicken Fried for a Good Christian It’s my favourite quote of the week. Chicken Fried Britney is supposedly carrying on with one of her dancers. He’s hot. His name is Chase. For me it was between Chase, Justin, and George but Darren wanted Chase so he can have him. Britney probably wouldn’t be By Lainey • Apr 16, 2009 10:26 am
Twats Chicken Fried in Vancouver By now I’m sure you’ve heard – Britney Spears stopped the Circus last night for more than half an hour claiming it was too “smoky”. This from a bitch who smokes in front of her kids. It was, for real, the best part of the concert. You know for By Lainey • Apr 09, 2009 03:21 am
Dumbass Chicken Fried Cock Out Maybe it won’t be boring after all… It’s never boring when they keep her mic on. She doesn’t f-cking sing! And she doesn’t really address the crowd either! So why do they ever leave her mic on? No matter. We always benefit when her mic is By Lainey • Apr 08, 2009 05:18 am
BFFs Madge and If You Seek Amy Britney played New York last night – a sold out show that attracted even Madonna. Her Madgesty went into a private box and did not stay for the encore. She was observed to be “smirking” when she left. Madonna’s tour director Jamie King also worked on Circus. Wonder if she By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 06:05 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried opens strong! Everyone’s biggest complaint is the lip-sync. Critics have been moaning and groaning about it all morning. This I don’t understand. I don’t understand who goes into a Britney Spears concert expecting live vocals. It never was and it never will be. Do you head into a Madonna By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 12:45 am
Parent Pimps Abs, abs, abs Damn. Abs. Britney. She's been steering clear of the paps for weeks - a very smart strategy. Because the less we see of her, the hungrier we get, the hungrier we are for the tour. It's back to Disney-style control, see? Team Britney is now controlling By Lainey • Jan 28, 2009 06:07 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Coachella? That’s the rumour. Britney Spears to perform at Coachella. The timing works with her tour schedule and Madonna’s done Coachella before too but… At least Madge tries to sing live. And does so for most of her shows. Britney can only lip-synch, and badly at that. Not sure By Lainey • Jan 23, 2009 03:21 am
Britney Spears The abs y’all She’s posted new rehearsal photos on her official site... Chicken Fried abs with no trace of having had booboos, hard at work for the Circus Tour, slaving away for all those mouths she has to feed: her dad, her mom, her brother, her nannies, her ex husbands, and probably By Lainey • Jan 16, 2009 06:19 am
Girly Throw Downs Chicken Fried new digs She’s moving! Britney Spears is saying goodbye to the house with the ghosts – those ghosts that had to be wheeled out on a gurney just a year ago. My mother’s feng shui doctor approves. Her new home is worth almost $9 million in Calabasas. Wrote Britney on Twitter: By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 01:34 am
Girly Throw Downs Chicken Fried Pippy Shelf Ass! Last night! All in the same space! Oh la! So Justin Timberlake and his clinger Jessica Biel were having dinner at Yatai in West Hollywood. Britney Spears walks in with her mother. According to eyewitnesses, when Pip and Shelfy saw her come in, they sank into their seats, dying from By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 04:03 am
Parent Pimps Calling out the family pimp Britney Spears introduced her “tour team” on her website yesterday. As previously reported, Jamie King has replaced Wade Robson and a new choreography team is on board too. Meanwhile her former manager Johnny Wright spoke very candidly about the new Chicken Fried tour – Circus has moved ahead at an alarming By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 02:01 am
