Parent Pimps Chicken Fried Tour > Babies The new cover of OK! Magazine with a report on Britney and the upcoming tour. As you know, she agreed to permanent conservatorship under her father late last year – apparently because they were unable to secure insurance for the tour unless someone else was making the decisions. Which means that By Lainey • Jan 07, 2009 03:29 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried New Year January 4, 2008 – Britney kicked off 2008 strapped to a gurney, wheeled out of her house and into an ambulance in the middle of the night as the world watched, horrified and fascinated. Exactly a year later it’s a new beginning. This is Britney yesterday leaving the studio, working By Lainey • Jan 05, 2009 03:06 am
Quiveration Travel Day I would not want to be travelling today. Airports must be hell? This is Colin Farrell, my love #2, arriving in London from LA (everyone with an accent should get the hell out of LA) looking lean and trim as he has for a while and fresh off his surprising By Lainey • Dec 23, 2008 07:40 am
Parent Pimps Cheese Grits are expensive Mentioned yesterday that Britney was, according to the paps, supposedly auditioning a new choreographer which would have meant that she’s dumped Wade Robson from the Circus tour. Yes and no. Wade Robson is indeed no longer on the team. But Jamie King didn’t have to audition for the By Lainey • Dec 23, 2008 02:15 am
Britney Spears What Chicken Fried wanted for Christmas To drive again! Oh the dramatics whenever she was behind the wheel. Needless to say, when her father took control, he also banned her from driving. There’s a sad moment in For The Record when they haul her out to the middle of nowhere and she’s like where By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 03:12 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Burgers & Abs Britney is currently touring Circus through Japan, giving the Hello Kitties convulsions. She stopped by a burger joint yesterday and chowed down with abandon. Then she appeared on Hey!Hey!Hey and showed off a set of sick ass abs. F-ck her and her 27 year old metabolism. Or her By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 03:11 am
Famewhores Carseats don’t photograph well Self promotion > child safety… After all, if Granny Freeze had had Sunday Rose in a car seat, the paps would not have been able to pull off such a good shot. And above all things, Nicole Kidman must be seen as a doting mother, a woman transformed by her By Lainey • Dec 05, 2008 03:51 am
Britney Spears Fake smile, bright lights After a whirlwind week, Britney is back in LA and was the not so surprise guest at the Light of Angels Holiday Tree lighting ceremony yesterday. As you can see, she put on her fake Disney smile and guffawed when she thought she was supposed to. I think I hate By Lainey • Dec 05, 2008 02:46 am
Douchebags Douche to DILF Ew! Not me. But I’m not a member of the MiniVan Majority. And the MiniVan Majority has embraced Kevin Federline. Otherwise People would not have slapped him on the cover with the booboos during the holiday fanfare. Of course the exclusive doesn’t hurt either. Wonder how much he By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 01:45 am
Britney Spears KFed speaks! Check out the alert bar on the People.com website today… Kevin Federline tells his side of the story. Coming tomorrow Wednesday 8am ET. Whaaaaa!!!!!?????? And the timing. The timing could NOT be better. This week, the launch of her new album, in the midst of a comeback, and Kevin By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 11:38 am
Britney Spears For The Record What’s the breakfast of champions for southern girls? According to Jamie Spears…it’s cheese grits! Perhaps the only amusing minute during 90 minutes of behind the scenes Britney. And at the very least, she seems to have finally found an assistant who actually cares about taking care of By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 01:28 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried X Factor Saturday night on X Factor – no variation on the routine, same sh-tty lipsynching, same lame choreography, and still technically inferior but the energy…there was a certain energy, an energy that has been building from Berlin to Paris and then London, an energy that comes from comfort perhaps, from owning By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 01:08 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried YEAH! She did it. She took the stage at the Bambi Awards in Germany tonight and while killing it might be a bit too strong, Britney certainly impressed, oh yes. ESPECIALLY the body. In fact, her shape is like Madonna’s. Just without the gross popping veiny muscles. Damn! She still By Lainey • Nov 27, 2008 09:19 am
Britney Spears Circus preview A 30 second clip of the Circus video has been posted on BritneySpears.com. See video below. She still seems kinda spacy, lacking an intensity that defined her earlier work but word is there is more polish behind the dances moves. More than Womaniser at least when she seemed half By Lainey • Nov 26, 2008 02:31 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Nails (FIXED!) The cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone featuring, who else?, Britney Spears, keeping the record alive: bare abs every time. But take a closer look at that nasty fake thumbnail. Really? That’s the best they could do? Sigh. She can’t get rid of the glue-ons. Because By Lainey • Nov 25, 2008 03:05 am
Britney Spears Are you ready? Next week is Britney week. Circus drops Tuesday December 2nd which means Britney will be everywhere promoting it. Including in 6 days For the Record, her surprisingly intimate documentary airing on November 30th at 10pm on MTV in the US and on MuchMusic in Canada. The day before she’ll By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 07:52 am
