Britney Spears Chicken Fried Back For More Gimme More! September 7th. We’ll be balls deep in TIFF. But something else is going on. The annual spectacular: the MTV VMAs. And Britney’s back! Marc Malkin is reporting that Britney shot a promo for the show with host Russell Brand on Tuesday, gamely referring to the “elephant By Lainey • Aug 08, 2008 07:08 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Amazing! Britney is celebrating the amicable resolution of her custody battle in Cabo with her assistant and friends, including George Maloof with whom she’s been friends for a long time. As you can see… her body, in a white bikini, it looks amazing. Amazing! And she’s smiling. Not the By Lainey • Jul 28, 2008 02:52 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Pips? For reals? Do you believe? OK! Magazine is reporting that Britney Spears and Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake will reunite for her new album – a duet. Every month this story surfaces. And every month it gets slammed down. This time though, the magazine swears on Shiloh it’s true – and there may be reason By Lainey • Jul 23, 2008 05:32 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried for a good cause Slowly but surely, every week an improvement - There can be miracles, when you believe… Check out Britney this weekend at the Generation Rescue fundraiser alongside Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy in support of autism research. No, no, of course it’s not what once was. And she still looks By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 02:21 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried in an elevator Britney has completed her segment for Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet tour – word is she thrashes around like a crazy person in an elevator and says defiantly to camera at the end: It’s Britney, bitch…which, if true, is kinda lame ass recycled. The good news – by all accounts By Lainey • Jul 11, 2008 03:12 am
Cheating Loins Madge Makes Chicken Fried Smile Britney was supposed to shoot a video montage for Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet tour yesterday but due to set delays the shoot will take place today instead. Just as well…the technical glitch gave her a chance to get her hair fixed. And it almost looks real. Here’s By Lainey • Jul 09, 2008 03:03 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Sticky & Sweet! Madonna is saving Britney! Rumours were swirling that Chicken Fried Stupid would be appearing on tour with Her Madgesty… clarification: Britney has taped a piece that will run during Madge’s Sticky & Sweet tour kicking off August 23 in Cardiff. The segment was shot yesterday, the two were together By Lainey • Jul 07, 2008 08:22 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Chicken Fried Homecoming Britney Spears returned home this weekend to Louisiana for baby sister Jamie Lynn’s baby shower. Britney caught up with friends and appeared in good spirits – see attached photos of the family gathering at the Spears home. Impressive little property, non? Since daddy took over, things have continued to improve. By Lainey • May 05, 2008 12:58 am
Britney Spears Madge Can Control Everything The Madonna interview with Vanity Fair… First – her images. She looks amazing. Look at that ass. Don’t tell me that ass is photoshopped. You KNOW her ass is tight. Yes… that tight. And then there’s the interview. Madonna the artist, Madonna the visionary, Madonna the preacher, blah blah By Lainey • Mar 31, 2008 04:32 am
Britney Spears Madge is Everywhere She’s working hard for Hard Candy and she’s landed on the cover of the new issue of Vanity Fair – the Green Issue – looking tighter than ever. Amazingly enough… Britney has something to do with that. Turns out, Britney’s new album is what Madge listens to when she’ By Lainey • Mar 28, 2008 03:38 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried DuBois Michael K at DListed called it A Cheeto Named Desire. Best.Title.Ever. He’s reporting that Britney has been asked to play Blanche DuBois in the London stage production of A Streetcar Named Desire. After her encouraging performance on How I Met Your Mother, and the blockbuster ratings she By Lainey • Mar 27, 2008 07:21 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Farewell? Britney’s much ballyhooed appearance on How I Met Your Mother last night – a stroke of casting genius. There were people (like me) who don’t even watch that show who made sure to set the DVR. I tuned in for Britney, I came out with a major hard-on for By Lainey • Mar 25, 2008 03:21 am
Britney Spears How I Met Your Chicken Fried Mother Been a while since there was actually something not sad to say about Chicken Fried Stupid. But since Daddy’s come ‘round, Britney Spears has been forced into a state of less craziness and the improvement has been gradual but remarkable. She’s even working again and I’m sure By Lainey • Mar 18, 2008 04:28 am
Music Madge Makes Pippy Hot Like the opposite of Hollywood Ebola’s sh*t by association – I mean, if you’re good enough for Madonna… And obviously Pippy is good enough for Madonna. After all, only Madonna could pull out those balls and demand the man within. As such, there was a little something something By Lainey • Mar 11, 2008 02:46 am
Britney Spears A New Weave Not the greatest, but it’s a good start. Britney at the dance studio yesterday – she worked out for over an hour, supposedly as part of an intense training program before kicking off a new tour. Tour??? They worked her to the bone as an adolescent and they want to By Lainey • Feb 14, 2008 02:42 am
Britney Spears Britney, Justin’s Finger, and Rolling Stone Somehow Britney escaped from the psych ward yesterday – apparently a lawyer overruled the medical recommendation and let her go. As you probably know, she tore off immediately for Adnan and the paps. Why her parents were not holding vigil outside that hospital door, why Lynne wasn’t handcuffed to her By Lainey • Feb 06, 2008 07:00 pm
