Britney Spears Britney Spears Rolling Stone By now you’ve heard she’s made the cover –a lengthy expose on what went wrong. The article is better than what you’ll find in People, Us Weekly, In Touch – all of them. It’s well researched, with quotes from legitimate NAMED sources… and while many of you By Lainey • Feb 05, 2008 07:00 pm
Britney Spears The Battle for Britney: Lynne wins! As mentioned earlier, Sam Lutfi was calling the shots at the hospital re: Britney’s medical care. Now TMZ.com is reporting that Lynne and Jamie have wrested power from the creepy manager and are now in full control of their daughter’s progress. Finally. After too many years of By Lainey • Jan 31, 2008 02:53 am
Britney Spears Britney Committed, Sam in Control Drama chez Spears as she kept everyone up again last night as phones rang off the hook starting just after midnight. Here’s the breakdown: - There’s been a plan in motion for days to commit Britney. This explains her parents reassertion into her life. NB - she DID By Lainey • Jan 30, 2008 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Intervention Another epic night – can hardly keep track. In short, Britney and Sam Lutfi had a huge scrap last night in front of the paps. She stormed off, ran off with a couple of photographers, called Adnan, hooked up with him for a while, then came home, had a standoff with By Lainey • Jan 29, 2008 02:19 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Blender This cover makes my life. The Mickey Mouse ashtray, the Red Bull, the reference to her underwear, and a clarification from the editors that reads: This cover image is a composite photo. Britney did not pose for the picture. That, sadly, is not her body. Snort. It’s the “sadly” By Lainey • Jan 28, 2008 07:24 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried “Far From Over” Adnan granted an exclusive interview to Entertainment Tonight (claims he wasn’t paid for it) and announced that his relationship with Britney is “far from over”. To prove his point, he and Britney were seen hand in hand yesterday making several stops for the paps on their way to some By Lainey • Jan 23, 2008 01:58 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Keeps An Appointment Can you believe it? Britney Spears actually showed up for her deposition today! She’s with KFed’s lawyers right now. Could Sam Lutfi actually be a positive influence? Snort. Photos attached – Chicken Fried Dog Abuser clutching a hapless pup last night. As the age old question: whether or not By Lainey • Jan 21, 2008 06:37 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried AFed-free Is it over??? The battle for Britney between Sam Lutfi and Adnan the pappy has apparently been waged and won and as of press time, it looks like Sam has emerged victorious now that Britney has f*cked Adnan enough times to get it out of her system. News broke By Lainey • Jan 21, 2008 03:26 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Multiple Personalities? It’s the latest theory – that Britney speaks in a British accent when the “British Girl” has taken over her head, and switches to other variations when the crazy button gets triggered. According to insiders, she’s unable to remember what happened every time she changes personalities, so if she’ By Lainey • Jan 18, 2008 01:53 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried NOT Crazy??? So says Alli Sims. In an exclusive new interview with Us Weekly, on stands today, Alli Sims, in exchange for some free press for her singing career (snort), is talking about Britney. As reported yesterday, Alli openly expresses her distrust of Adnan and suggests that if she had been around By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 03:19 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Dissention! There is dissention deep within the Spears camp! As you know, Britney has been inseparable from her paparazzo lover Adnan for the last 2 weeks. Now Britney’s close friend/cousin/former enabler/single white female Alli Simms is cutting him down! In a new interview with Us Weekly, Alli By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 08:02 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Recyle Things are heating up with Adnan – apparently they’re inseparable. And perhaps the owner of a new Mercedes? Britney took him car shopping over the weekend… wearing the same short lacy dress she wore during her wedding reception and showing off a surprisingly nice back. Her choice of attire of By Lainey • Jan 14, 2008 12:39 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Gucci Knockoff… and Vegas?!?! So Britney and her swarthy new beau drove to the border last night for an evening of romance and hot sex. According to his wife, Adnan is a wild sex maniac. What a winner. While in Mexico, Chicken Fried Stupid decided to do some shopping. She apparently picked up a By Lainey • Jan 10, 2008 08:12 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Daily It never stops… Today’s Chicken Fried update in break: Britney went out with her assistant for a drive yesterday carrying her dog in her lap and smoking a ciggie at a gas station. Meanwhile every weekly has her on the cover – OK! Magazine spent a reported $1 million on By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 05:32 am
Britney Spears The Wrath of Mighty Opes It’s not the Spears Family Dr Phil needs to be afraid of. Because the Spears Family is nothing compared to the Mighty Opes. An Opes so mighty she can swing an election. And Dr Phil better hope and pray the Mighty Opes is too busy workin’ her ass off By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 03:21 am
Britney Spears Spears Family Damage Control Oh please. This is precisely the problem. Always looking for someone and something else to blame. A million excuses all diverging away from their own home. This is why Britney has never learned accountability. As you know, Lynne Spears is currently Enemy #1 as Chicken Fried Stupid and Chicken Fried By Lainey • Jan 08, 2008 07:00 pm
