Britney Spears Chicken Fried Jamie Lynn Who? It must have galled Britney to no end this week – not only not knowing of her sister’s pregnancy and finding out along with the masses but getting usurped by Jamie Lynn’s teenage surprise on the gossip front… temporarily being relegated to the sidelines as another Spears ate up By Lainey • Dec 23, 2007 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Babies having Chicken Fried Babies Chicken Fried fertility runs in the family. So about Jamie Lynn Spears getting knocked up – information leaking fast and furiously…here’s a quick point form summary before analysis: - she sold her story to OK Magazine with an exclusive interview on her pregnancy and a photo deal when the By Lainey • Dec 19, 2007 07:42 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Unwelcome First – the Piece of Me video. In case you haven’t seen it, click here. Better than the Gimme More disaster, yes. But that’s like comparing sh*t to diarrhoea. At the end of the day, it’s still sh*t and the saddest part is, there are glimpses By Lainey • Dec 16, 2007 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Fourth Grade Damn. KFed’s lawyer is the business. And Britney must be paying a lot of money for him to be defending her ex husband. Poetic. So as you know, Britney bailed on her deposition the other day claiming she had fallen ill, unable to leave her hotel home due to By Lainey • Dec 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Liar She bailed yesterday on her deposition claiming illness… but at 2am last night, Britney was driving around town with an assistant looking actually pretty good. And progressively smaller. And definitely not sick. She also took time to chat with the paps, the same people she claims are hounding her constantly. By Lainey • Dec 13, 2007 02:36 am
Britney Spears Lilo & the Chicken Fried Faux Father First things first – kudos to Lindsay Lohan for maintaining sobriety out of rehab. Hopefully it will continue over the holidays? But what of the company she’s keeping? The good news is Lilo is working. The bad news is she’s singing again. And what’s worse, she’s recording By Lainey • Dec 12, 2007 03:03 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried No Show Stupid stupid stupid. Britney Spears was scheduled to show up in court today to be deposed by KFed’s lawyer as part of their ongoing custody battle. She would have been grilled on drug use and suspect parenting techniques and how much sex she’s been having with random men. By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Friendless Her hair is black again. And she was pissed at the paps last night for surrounding her even though she was walking around in a pink wig. Stupid f&cking twat. Scene of the crime – the Four Seasons. Multiple sightings and multiple outfit changes. As you can see, her By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 05:32 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Working Lipo Just one of Britney’s many trips to Starbucks this weekend – I think this is from Friday night… I’ve now lost track. As you can see however, Britney looks remarkably more lean, the result no doubt not of hard ass cardio or workouts at the gym but of lipo By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 02:37 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Bloat: Best of 2007 As 2007 comes to a close, it’s time to reflect on the smutty year that was: Best Moments in Smut counting down to the ultimate Best Moment in Smut 2007. And if you missed yesterday’s first entry, click here for the most amazing Jessica Simpson photo ever. It’ By Lainey • Dec 07, 2007 04:55 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Booster Shot Totally makes sense: you need a booster shot for a vaccine…so why not the same for a virus? It’s been nearly a year since Britney had her dose of Ebola. A year since Ebola’s disease fried up some chicken and set Spears off on a deadly turn. By Lainey • Dec 03, 2007 02:40 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Thief There is a thin line between sad and absurd. Many of you will find this story sad. And I can see why for you it would be the case. But when I close my eyes and picture it, when I picture being there and this sh*t going down, I By Lainey • Nov 28, 2007 07:52 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Pregnant…Again? Why is trash so fertile? In Touch, the last bastion of truth (snort!), is reporting that Britney is 4 weeks along and that the father is JR Rotem, that greasy extremely unattractive music producer with the unfortunate name who loves riding her for publicity. The magazine also claims Rotem has By Lainey • Nov 28, 2007 04:07 am
Britney Spears Federline Rossum What a difference a year makes. A year ago, the world rejoiced Britney’s freedom. A year later, KFed is not only still around, he’s stronger than ever, landing his very own Details cover, landing some acting scraps here and there on two bit tv shows, and more importantly, By Lainey • Nov 27, 2007 04:52 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried New Video Weave It’ll be a Chicken Fried Christmas for her boys this year as her attorney negotiated a deal with Team KFed yesterday to secure visitation with the children on Christmas Day. Which means she’ll spend it with them all day in the car from one Starbucks to another. Until By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Chinese Twins? Ridiculous new rumour originating from the always reliable News of the World – something about Britney adopting twin babies from China based solely on an “exclusive” claim from the tabloid’s source that Britney “has told friends she"s in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency and By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 01:49 am
