Britney Spears More Real than the Real Thing Alison Jackson is a pop culture photographer with a new book called Confidential featuring a collection of her celebrity photos. Faux photos. But some are so incredibly real you really wouldn’t know the difference. Even more, they are not only “real” aesthetically, they also capture the spirit of the By Lainey • Nov 23, 2007 06:21 am
Britney Spears Bruises and a New Beau Believe it or not, she actually looks kinda cute. The headband is a nice touch to partially obscure that ratty ass weave. And the blouse too, even though only Britney Spears would wear it without leggings. Also, as noted by the rags, she appears thinner, lending credence to the reports By Lainey • Nov 22, 2007 02:45 am
Britney Spears Bait She’s 18 going on 30. Not quite as disturbing as Ali Lohan and infinitely cuter but still… this girl looks old. And poses old. And acts old while acting cute. It’s called baiting the weak. Wonder if Milo was weak? She says he wasn’t. In a new By Lainey • Nov 21, 2007 04:06 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried ADD So Britney failed a drug test the other day sending her team scrambling for an excuse. Every time they came up with one – asthma, narcolepsy – tmz.com shot it all to hell. But finally….success! An excuse that is not only plausible, it also might stand up in court. Faced By Lainey • Nov 14, 2007 07:00 pm
Britney Spears The Model Stereotype Britney a mentor on mothering? Seriously, Heidi Klum needs better role models. Heidi was on Ellen today promoting the new season of Project Runway and dishing on babies and diapers. Said she chatted with Chicken Fried Stupid at her Halloween bash and learned from her how to properly use diapers. By Lainey • Nov 12, 2007 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Insolent In between chandelier shopping and picking up a sweet new Mercedes ride, and hopping in the shower in the middle of a radio interview, Britney Spears is supposed to comply with court ordered random drug testing. A missed test constitutes a FAILED test. And Britney has reportedly missed 8 out By Lainey • Nov 08, 2007 07:52 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Assistant Another assistant speaks! This time a more sympathetic portrayal of Britney from a girl who spent 3 months with her non stop from soon after her split with KFed right up to when she was admitted to rehab. Kalie Machado met Britney at her house in early December 2006 as By Lainey • Oct 31, 2007 04:13 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Speaks! Such as, like, such as, like you know, everywhere, such as, the Eye-Rack? Remember MIss South Carolina? And then there’s Britney. Britney called in to Ryan Seacrest this morning and, well, of course it was hilarious. In two minutes, she said “You Know?” – by my count anyway – 21 times By Lainey • Oct 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Sweat Exchange Blackout is on sale today and of course Britney’s life is on full display too. First – the custody battle. Court documents reveal that Britney’s appointed monitor testified on Friday and though no details have been released, her attorney insists that the information wasn’t all bad. He also By Lainey • Oct 30, 2007 08:28 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Denied TMZ.com is reporting that Britney will NOT regain 50/50 custody of her children. The judge presiding over the custody battle has determined that she’ll see her babies twice a week from noon to 7pm and will be allowed one overnight visit WITH a monitor. For the first By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears The Chicken Fried Motto Court was a f*cking gong show on Friday and not just the crazy pap frenzy waiting outside. Inside Britney was a mess, excusing herself to use the loo three times, knowing that reporters were in the hall monitoring her every move, and changing outfits on every occasion. Crazy bitch. By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 05:33 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Acclaimed Indeed. Britney’s Blackout is getting very positive reviews earning an impressive 4 stars from the UK Times Online. Needless to say, she barely did any of the work (she barely showed up!)…but still. The album does have her name on it. And as mentioned earlier today, the songs By Lainey • Oct 22, 2007 10:11 am
Bobby Brown Baby…it’s good to see you Whitney Houston showed up with daughter Bobbi Kristina last night in London for Fashion Rocks. By all accounts she looked trim and enthusiastic and not stoned. This is very good news. After over a decade of debauchery with Bobby Brown and then stumbling post split into her own drug-addled drama, By Lainey • Oct 19, 2007 06:05 am
Britney Spears Intro for Oct 19, 2007 Dear Gossips, Best line of the season – last night on The Office, Darryl says to Kelly: Hey I like you… what"s not to like? But you need to access your uncrazy side. Snort. Totally sums up Britney Spears. Every day, stranger and stranger. Yesterday she visited a medical By Lainey • Oct 19, 2007 02:33 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Suspended! A hard fought small victory and just a week later, she pisses it all away. That’s Britney. Last Thursday Britney showed up (late) at the courthouse and appealed to an “old fart” judge for overnight visitation privileges with her boys. He granted her one night a week with a By Lainey • Oct 18, 2007 05:10 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Overheard! Britney went shopping at Neiman Marcus the other day after her hearing and decided to shoot off her mouth. Luckily an Us Weekly reporter and several eyewitnesses happened to be eavesdropping on her conversation with her assistant while she was trying on clothes. After singing along to Umbrella – I would By Lainey • Oct 16, 2007 08:00 pm
