Britney Spears Ellen: the opposite of Britney and Biel Ellen is an animal lover – but not the kind of animal loving professed by Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, toting their accessories from store to store, depriving their pets of the kind of structure and care that they deserve. And not the kind of animal loving professed by Jessica Biel By Lainey • Oct 16, 2007 09:13 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Rude! The court heard her request and found a compromise: Britney will be allowed one overnight visit a week with her babies but the supervising monitor will NOT be her mother. She’ll apparently have to get over her “trust issues”. All parties seemed to agree yesterday’s developments were a By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Album Cover Heads up – there’s a book review on the way to make up for the chicken fried inundation. I’m sorry… it’s a lot of Britney. But the girl is busy and she’s also releasing a new album. Much to report. Fox News is claiming that this is By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 07:42 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Trust Issues As predicted, Britney did not attend the hearing this morning – the hearing SHE requested so that her kids might be permitted to stay overnight with her during her supervised visits. KFed was absent as well… but he’s not the one lobbying for a modification of the court’s ruling By Lainey • Oct 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Overnights So her mother is back in her life, she’s apparently passed several drug tests, she’s actually managed to stay off the club scene for almost a week… and in her mind, it’s a complete turnaround. Which is why Britney’s legal team is heading to court this By Lainey • Oct 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears His Ego, Her Libido How sad is it that when Lance Bass writes a book, the only parts people care about are the ones involving Justin and Britney? SAD. So Lance’s memoir is called Out of Sync – lame!!! Us Weekly has excerpted a section that has nothing to do with Lance but everything By Lainey • Oct 10, 2007 06:21 am
Britney Spears Intro for Oct 08, 2007 Dear Gossips, Britney has apparently reconciled with her mother. Is there hope? I hope there is hope. Since my nostalgic posting the other day about Britney’s past performances, with a link to her classic Superbowl half time appearance alongside JT and Aerosmith, many of you have sent me more. By Lainey • Oct 08, 2007 05:38 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Happy Can we sum up her week? A judge takes her babies away. She is forced to hand them over to her golddigging slime of an ex husband who now looks like an all star. She is legally required to be drug tested twice a week and can only be with By Lainey • Oct 05, 2007 05:28 am
Britney Spears Intro for Oct 05, 2007 Dear Gossips, As I’ve been reporting all week, Britney’s video for Gimme More is now available on iTunes and will premiere on MTV on Monday. Click here to see it. But while critics have been relatively kind in their judgment, having forced myself to go through it twice, By Lainey • Oct 05, 2007 03:05 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Judged! It’s called Tough Love. And it’s about f&cking time. After all, this is a girl who has lived in excess for almost her entire life. Excessive working conditions, excessive partying conditions, with no structure, no limits, no reason to be accountable. And therefore a legendary laziness By Lainey • Oct 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Supervised All eyes were at court today after KFed and his eyepatch arrived for the custody hearing. At least he showed up. And where was the Chicken Fried? Well…TMZ.com is saying she spent part of her day driving around looking for a Starbucks with her dog – see attached. Kevin’ By Lainey • Oct 03, 2007 02:56 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Owned! Breaking news – TMZ.com is reporting that Britney has officially lost custody of her children as KFed’s lawyer stormed the court today, taking advantage of media attention placed on Britney’s shoddy driving record etc to milk her even more for her money and of course put the kids By Lainey • Oct 01, 2007 09:11 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Sales So as mentioned above, Gimme More the video was supposed to drop today. However, I can tell you exclusively that the premiere has been delayed by her label. Not because it sucks but because it can and will sell. The song is already #1 on iTunes which is why my By Lainey • Oct 01, 2007 05:17 am
Britney Spears The Bodyguard’s Tale Only Britney could reduce a story this “SHOCKING!” into something so mundane. So her bodyguard, claiming he’s acting on the best interests of Britney’s two boys, has come forward, not only making a statement the divorce court but also selling his statement to the News of the World By Lainey • Sep 24, 2007 07:13 am
Britney Spears Stupid but not Sad Yet. Sad Smut is a personal, arbitrary line. Britney is indeed coming close but it’s moves like these that prevent the pity, that block any sympathy she might have elicited. I would feel sorry for her if she was at home, alone, asking for help but not receiving assistance. By Lainey • Sep 21, 2007 05:26 am
Britney Spears Busy Being Stupid Laura Wasser left her because she is uncoachable and uncontrollable and both attributes were fully on display yesterday. As news broke that a judge deemed her a “habitual and frequent” drug user and ruled she is to undergo drug testing twice a week, embroiled in a nasty custody battle over By Lainey • Sep 19, 2007 03:19 am
