Britney Spears Britney to be tested New details are emerging from the Spears/Federline custody battle and TMZ is now reporting that the judge in the case determined yesterday that “there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol by (Britney)." As such, Britney must now be randomly tested twice a By Lainey • Sep 18, 2007 12:01 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Banned and Abandoned Fired by her powerhouse lawyer Laura Wasser – who not surprisingly is insisting that the termination of her representation means nothing – and also fired by her management team, Britney has been abandoned by her professional allies and, worse yet, banned from the Chateau Marmont for dragging her chicken fried grease all By Lainey • Sep 18, 2007 01:45 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Bomb They opened the show on a shot of her budget ass nappy weave – it was a sign of things to come. At least try, you know? At least flail your arms and give yourself a hernia from the effort. At least SHOW UP!!! Instead, Britney went through the motions in By Lainey • Sep 09, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears A Spears Smear Campaign? Let’s be clear – of course she’s severely lacking as a parent. Of course. But just because she sucks, it doesn’t make the alternative, Kevin Federline, a winner either. It does however, given that he’s a master golddigger, make her easy to extort. Which is essentially what By Lainey • Sep 05, 2007 02:13 am
Britney Spears Making it to Vegas Never without drama. Britney was paid a reported $100,000 to host the Vegas opening of LAX on Friday night but for a while there it looked like she was about to bail. In the end, she actually did show…only over 2 hours late. She also initially refused to By Lainey • Sep 04, 2007 01:26 am
Britney Spears Money, Magic, Mirrors, and More If she can keep her weave on and actually show up, if she can commit to rehearsals and not lose her sh-t, if there is even a trace of the old Britney inside her current chicken fried iteration, she will tear up the stage at the VMAs in Vegas on By Lainey • Aug 31, 2007 03:12 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Cellie Ass So says the very reliable Entertainment Weekly and it is a song that has NOT been leaked so far. The title is Gimme More, produced by a Timbaland protégé, said to be a potential “smash” – an uptempo dance track. She shot the disastrous video for it a few weeks ago… By Lainey • Aug 29, 2007 03:16 am
Britney Spears Loyalty Rejected For all the people who’ve betrayed her, for all the times she’s been sold out, for her wanker douche no good freeloading son of a bitch bastard of an ex husband and every assistant/nanny/record producer who f&cked her over….you’d think Britney would By Lainey • Aug 28, 2007 09:37 am
Britney Spears Saving the Boo Boos Courtroom drama today involving Britney’s boys. Her attorney and KFed’s attorney have been summoned in response to a reported investigation being conducted by Children and Family Services. In question, not surprisingly, is Britney’s ability to properly parent her babies. Just the other day, Britney’s parents were By Lainey • Aug 27, 2007 08:32 am
Britney Spears Better Body, Terrible Mother Britney was pulled over for speeding this weekend while driving to Vegas. Amazingly enough, she wasn’t drunk driving. Even more amazing… her outfit. It’s a new classic. Still…the outfit I can handle. It’s the fingernail biting that grosses me out. I realise it’s a habit, By Lainey • Aug 27, 2007 03:50 am
Britney Spears France, LA, London So apparently Britney was not in Antwerp the other day. Thanks to Kerri-Lynn in Antwerp for the update as the local papers have since printed that they’ve made a mistake, even though restaurant owner opportunistically is still insisting it was indeed Spears. Everyone has a price. Other reports have By Lainey • Aug 23, 2007 03:58 am
Britney Spears The New Britney Ballad Have you heard this? Thanks to Alicia for the heads up. Ryan Seacrest played Britney’s new song on the radio – a ballad. So… I don’t hate it. I don’t love it, but I don’t hate it. The music I mean. The lyrics on the other hand By Lainey • Aug 22, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears Crazy Runs Away Typical, non? Unable to confront her issues, Britney has fled the country. Local press in Belgium are reporting that she is there now, without her children who are at home with the ex. No one knows now exactly what her plans are but a restaurant owner claims she dropped in By Lainey • Aug 22, 2007 08:44 am
Britney Spears sh-tting on the Midas Touch Straight up stupid. Genetically stupid. Chicken fried stupid. Britney Spears is so f&cking stupid. Her personal life is a disaster. Her career is a disaster – no understatement there. But then Justin Timberlake and Timbaland come along with a duet – written by Pip, produced by Timbaland, to have been By Lainey • Aug 22, 2007 02:38 am
Britney Spears No sh-t on the Midas Touch? I say it often – gossip is a buffet…What will you choose? A source close to Britney Spears is refuting today’s report in Page Six that JT and Timbaland were set to record with her when she bailed out last minute. They say Pip would have been too busy By Lainey • Aug 21, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears Britney Unweaving It’s not styled and she’s clearly no Natalie Portman but still better than the ghetto weave, non? With a little makeup and some product in fact, she might not look half bad. Shame she’s too trailer to give it a chance. Hair however is the least of By Lainey • Aug 19, 2007 11:55 pm
