Britney Spears Loser Magnet The worst… the absolute WORST taste in men. Can Britney attract anything but the golddigging famediggers? Breaking news – last night, Britney was seen holding hands with Mindfreak Criss Angel at the Beverly Hills Hotel. They hit up a suite on the 11th floor. You will recall, Criss went on a By Lainey • Aug 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears Britney on every cover On the cover of almost every tabloid and even Allure – and almost all in agreement: Britney Spears is f*cked up and KFed is comin’ after her. Leading the pack, as usual, is Janice Min, whose hate-on for Britney persists unabated. This time, the former nannies are coming forward, revealing By Lainey • Aug 15, 2007 02:27 am
Britney Spears Who is What? Sorry to be crass but it’s like comparing sh-t to diarrhoea? Between Britney and KFed, who is what? On one hand Britney – eternal trainwreck with stinky feet, seems incapable of handling her boo boos, alleged drug use and erratic behaviour, and on the other hand a punk ass golddigger By Lainey • Aug 14, 2007 04:14 am
Britney Spears Everyone vs Britney She was out late pretty much all weekend, tits flopping everywhere, nipples ready for action…and it looks like she’ll be paying for her partying. When a golddigger smells money, he will always always go for it. And if nothing else, Britney Spears did marry and divorce a shameless By Lainey • Aug 12, 2007 11:00 pm
Britney Spears Britney: Bares Boobies, Could Lose Boo Boos I’m sure by now you’ve seen Us Weekly’s newest cover…but have you seen the rest of the series? Cut to a couple of a weeks ago, after her infamously pathetic attempt at a video shoot, during which she twirled clumsily around a stripper pole and stared By Lainey • Aug 09, 2007 01:35 am
Britney Spears Alli Makes the Difference? Since the disastrous OK Magazine meltdown, the tawdry story of her video shoot hysterics, and her dramatic scuffle with the paparazzi in Vegas, Britney has scaled back her crazy, abstaining from the every night club schedule that usually precedes a breakdown and reconnecting with cousin Alli Sims. And it would By Lainey • Aug 06, 2007 07:07 am
Britney Spears Something for Everyone Two days ago, the internets were abuzz about Alli Sims"s website – Britney’s cousin/former assistant/maybe rehired assistant is launching her very own singing career. If you can bear it, have a listen to her rendition of On My Own from Les Miserables. Only if your pain By Lainey • Aug 03, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney: the boys, the leak Us Weekly is pulling no punches. This week’s issue includes details of how she mothers her sons: so much juice in a bottle that SPF already has dental problems, asked a dentist to whiten his teeth, taking over a home she was interested in buying, then leaving it filthy By Lainey • Aug 01, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears Us Weekly vs Britney Like I said… you do NOT want to get on Janice Min’s bad side. And Britney has long feuded with Us Weekly. So on the heels of her OK Magazine disaster and her video shoot disaster and her overall general disastrousness, the magazine’s new cover is one of By Lainey • Jul 31, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney: more atrocity So Britney went to Winston’s on Saturday night. Wanted a VIP table so they had to boot someone else outta there to make room for her and whatever sleaze entourage she’s dragging around these days. This is the exclusive gossip coming out of her short, eventful visit: As By Lainey • Jul 30, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney: another weekend, another meltdown First the OK photo shoot disaster, now comes word that it was followed by yet another debacle on the set of her video shoot. Britney was wobbly, could not perform her pole dance without stumbling, took off inexplicably for an hour long “massage” leaving a 100 member production team waiting By Lainey • Jul 30, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney: drama in Vegas, drama all around She took her kids to Vegas with her brother and apparently violated the terms of her custody agreement and now that loser she married is licking his lips over the opportunity, eager now to demand full custody and the bank account that goes with it. Word is, as her behaviour By Lainey • Jul 27, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney: self financed, budget marketing Hard to believe – that Britney Spears, once a major recording artist who could sell out arenas has to resort to this: financing her own video shoots and dropping demo CDs off to media outlets like some kind of a wannabe/hopeful looking for her first big break. Pretty pathetic, non? By Lainey • Jul 26, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney: OK to publish photos??? You know all the details if you’ve been reading this column – but buy the magazine anyway because it’s definitely a rarity: to see a celebrity friendly magazine turn on a celebrity. Amazing. And breaking news!!! Was just watching The View. Giuliana DePandi is the guest host and they’ By Lainey • Jul 25, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney: magazine gloat and more Am about to gloat. If you can’t stand it, skip to the next paragraph for the latest on the OK Magazine situation. As I first reported exclusively last Friday, details of Britney’s disastrous cover shoot for OK Magazine have been corroborated by TMZ almost word for word confirming By Lainey • Jul 24, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears OK will do it!!! The magazine will GO AHEAD and reveal the entire ugly ugly truth behind Britney’s nasty ass photo shoot – first reported exclusively here on Friday! Way to grow balls… love, love, love. If only People Magazine could follow suit. But hopefully this is a trend? As told to TMZ, OK’ By Lainey • Jul 24, 2007 08:00 am
