Britney Spears More Sad Smut As I reported exclusively on Friday, Britney’s photo shoot with OK Magazine was supposedly a disaster. Click here for the background. Still more details are coming out of the debacle, from multiple sources – all of them painting a picture of a Britney on the way down. Again. Because in By Lainey • Jul 23, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears Becoming Sad Smut Britney’s photo shoot for the upcoming cover of OK Magazine...exclusive details from multiple sources only here and it’s pretty f&cked up so mind the legal Chinese ass coverage. You know how it is… Yesterday reportedly when she was filming her new video, a photo shoot By Lainey • Jul 20, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears Exhibitionist at the Beach Britney at the beach – after a business meeting during which she appeared to be signing contracts, the chicken fried twat decided she was hot and pulled over, stripped down to her skivvies, and jumped in the water, accompanied of course by the small army of photographers assigned to her beat. By Lainey • Jul 19, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears Punk Bitch Can’t Write What’s worse than spitting on people? Worse than overplaying the middle finger? Worse than refusing to sing adult-themed music? Worse than a one trick pop pony? How about a one trick pop pony who plagiarises??? That’s Avril Lavigne according to Chantal Kreviazuk, the lovely Canadian songstress with whom By Lainey • Jul 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears Ghetto Weave attacks her mother Whichever side you may be on, nothing says Low Classy like wishing your mother well through the pappies. Lynne Spears getting bitchslapped by her daughter Britney who supposedly has been leaking information about their feud through the team of photographers following her around, telling anyone who will listen that she By Lainey • Jul 01, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears Inviting Karma Calamity There is an excuse for everything. And I’ve made them all for Britney. But there is no excuse for legally bitch slapping your mother under no extenuating circumstances. And so, in order to avoid some serious feng shui sh-t laid out on my own Chinese ass… it’s done By Lainey • Jun 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears Comeback vs Comeback First… No Doubt. Rest of the band joined Gwen Stefani on stage 2 nights in a row for a surprise reunion signalling their intention to record a brand new album and tour together once again. Love, love, love. It’s a comeback met with overwhelming positive response and even a By Lainey • Jun 24, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears Which One…or Both? This is Emma Roberts, daughter of Eric Roberts, niece of Julia Roberts, now the star of the film version of Nancy Drew. Here she is shopping in New York this week and at the premiere a few days ago. Hate to do this but, well, at 16 she has the By Lainey • Jun 12, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears The Egomaniac So he’s a music mogul now – has his own label, can sign his own talent, a major player in the industry at the tender age of 26…very impressive. Not so impressive: the Pipsqueak’s raging ego. It’s all about him, it’s all about what he brings, By Lainey • Jun 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears Punk Bitch… Please It appears that the only way Avril Lavigne can make a headline is off the coattails of someone else – what I like to call a Fame Freeloader…and she does it every time. Every time she’s newsworthy it’s only because she’s comparing herself to Britney Spears. And By Lainey • May 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears The Beginning? There’s supposed to be another show tonight in Anaheim, Britney performing under the name M+Ms for Mother and Ms, denoting her new KFed-free single status. Cheese but whatever… it’s Britney Spears. And last night in San Diego it was Vintage Britney Spears. A reader named Kelly was By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears House of Blues and the new man? Britney was pulled over for speeding this weekend. Cops gave her a warning and let her go. Made headline news… More interesting is all the buzz about a comeback performance at a small venue – the House of Blues in the next week or so – for which she’s supposedly been By Lainey • Apr 30, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears Please Stop Talking All of them. Please. Shut the f&ck up. So Britney fired Larry Rudolph, apparently blaming him for sending her to rehab, refusing to be accountable for her own trainwreck. Word is, she deliberately leaked news of his dismissal with friends and associates last week and then of course By Lainey • Apr 20, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears Some Praise for Pip He’s not my favourite but at the very least, he’s gotten over the Cry Me a River, which certainly demonstrates mild maturation. Kind words for both his high profile exes – I’m all over it. First in that interview with British GQ, the same one in which the By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears The Future Lindsay vs Hilary? Both 16 this year, both singing, dancing, and acting sensations – Jamie Lynn Spears needs no introduction, Emma Roberts is the niece of Julia Roberts, daughter of Eric Roberts, with whom she has been estranged since childhood. Child stars pimped for profit, always a recipe for disaster, non? And I don’ By Lainey • Apr 03, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears Being Honest with my Kiki New W Magazine - the clothes are great but some shots of her face are kinda bunk. Especially the cover. And the one in red. Other than those two – love, love, love. Better still, love the article, love the candour. She admits to major disappointment over the failure of Marie By Lainey • Mar 08, 2007 07:00 am