Britney Spears Britney: bare cooch, wonky tits Another night of hard partying, another night with Paris, and Lindsay too, but just to keep things fair, I’m told she did spend the entire day Monday at home in Malibu with her kids. And save your raggin’ - like I said, I’m giving her til after her By Lainey • Nov 28, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears BPL: the moving footage I know some of you are tired of the Britney/Paris/Lilo trainwreck. But many of you, me included, are not and even though you’ve all seen the vajayjay, even though the photos are plenty, if you have haven’t already, you really do need to take 15 minutes By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney & Paris: inseparable in LA Banish that nagging thought, that irritating whisper – Where are the kids? What is she doing? Let’s pass the weekend, shall we? As I said the other day, give her the rest of this week to get that sh-t outta her system. After 2 years with scum, you can’t By Lainey • Nov 24, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney at the AMAs So did you see the opening sequence? Believe me, she KNEW about the opening sequence. Just in case you missed it, here’s a quick recap: Jimmy Kimmel comes out, a few jokes, a few laughs, then he talks about Paris Hilton’s album sucking ass (she was in the By Lainey • Nov 22, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears The Sex Tape & the Payoff? TMZ is reporting that Britney and Kevin will reunite to make a statement debunking the existence of a sex tape, despite recent rumours to the contrary. Still waiting for the official wording but do you smell what I smell? Looks like that festering growth she used to call her husband By Lainey • Nov 21, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney: the sex tape, the blackmail News of the World broke the story, now Us Weekly is reporting that a porn broker who believes in the tape’s existence has been contacted and says it could be worth up to $100 million, especially if the contents are as deliciously smutty as speculated. Apparently they go at By Lainey • Nov 21, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Hollywood Ebola infects Britney Please, Goddess…please…NO… Britney not only became acquainted with Mario Lopez this weekend – turns out she bonded over ghetto weave with Hollywood Ebola herself , hanging out at Tao for part of the evening and sharing ciggies too. That’s the bad news. The good news is that Britney has By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney: free but not quite cleansed As you know, Britney went home to Louisiana this weekend, choosing to spend time with family rather than party in South Beach as previously reported. Nice to see that the “shower and look nice” trend is continuing, though I suppose it was too much to expect that she’d be By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Golddigger keeps digging As expected – Kevin has answered back. In response to Britney’s divorce petition, KFed has filed his own claims, specifically for custody of the boys and, of course, spousal support. Legal experts say this is the only way to squeeze more out of that pre-nup...thank Goddess for Lynn Spears By Lainey • Nov 08, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears The Divorce, the Stakes, the Rumours Tabloids are in a frenzy, each trying to piece together what happened during the final days of Federline freeloading. It is widely agreed that Britney and Kevin had a series of dramatic arguments beginning just before Halloween and culminating in NYC with Britney blindsiding KFed with divorce papers on Tuesday. By Lainey • Nov 08, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Sassy, Sexy, Single Spears As I’ve said before, Kevin Federline is like fleshing eating disease – Hollywood’s very own Necrotising Fasciitis - rotting away anything he touches, rotting away our beloved pop tart for the better part of 3 years. But in finally purging him from her life, Britney – the body, the mind, By Lainey • Nov 08, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears: The Letterman Message The last time she visited with Dave it was to announce her second pregnancy and if you recall, she pulled the surprise move to thwart KFed from selling the story and other details about their private lives to the tabloids - a not-so-subtle message that she was done with his By Lainey • Nov 07, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Intro for Nov 07, 2006 Dear Gossips, It’s an epidemic y’all…One by one, America’s Sweethearts are all turning into “happy”heads or cold bitches or both. Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon…Faith Hill? Then again, if you’ve been reading my column and my riddles long enough, you really shouldn’t be By Lainey • Nov 07, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears The Charmed Lives of KFed & The Junior The incomparable Thomas Hardy on Jack Durbeyfield from Tess of the D"Urbervilles: "Durbeyfield was what was once called a slack-twisted fellow; he had good strength to work at times; but the times could not be relied on to coincide with the hours of requirement; and, having been By Lainey • Oct 04, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears: lazy is as lazy does Too posh to push and too lazy to work out…that just about sums up Britney Spears. NW Magazine reported recently that Britney arranged for a tummy tuck last week immediately following her c-section, eager to get a jumpstart on losing weight. Not surprising, of course. She is after all By Lainey • Sep 21, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears On Sutton Pierce Federline SPF v2.0, initials to match his older brother, a name chosen presumably for its air of old money and class, amusing enough considering the Spears/Federline family tree probably hasn’t extended itself beyond trailer thug territory but admirable also since Britney clearly aspires to a certain distinction for By Lainey • Sep 18, 2006 08:00 am
