Britney Spears Britney spawns fourth Federline? UPDATE: no baby, just a gordita. As of press time (2:30 am EST) word on the street is that Britney Spears is about to or already has delivered her 2nd child. Hopefully this time they’ll name it what I had originally suggested: Kevtwan LaBritnius Federline – has a nice By Lainey • Sep 08, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Kevin Federline Fame Transfusion Am a firm believer in the concept that just as you can give someone your blood, you can also give someone your fame. Hence fame transfusion, apparently what Britney Spears is willing to do for her golddigging jerkoff of a good for nothin" husband. After all, what"s By Lainey • Aug 31, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Best Mother: Britney Spears Husband aside, gum aside, Hello Kitty cutesy claps aside, she really does pull it together during her final trimester. I liked everything about her tonight, although I have to say – her breasts frighten me more than a lot. Reined in…and still so big? That, in and of itself, pretty By Lainey • Aug 21, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears & the power of packaging Have you seen this??? Taken during the inaugural summer of Federline love, while Britney still had a cute body and a loyal fanbase, it is a heartbreaking glimpse into the reverberating void that is her brain, and also illustrates perfectly why home videos are a publicist"s worst nightmare. By Lainey • Aug 07, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Ashlee in concert The nose is great. The effect of the starvation diet is not. And just in case you were wondering about whether or not Ashlee slowed down the thinnification, Jennifer E wrote in with her reassurance that Ashlee is indeed still emaciating. But does that surprise you? “I went to the By Lainey • Jul 19, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears: the booboos are back! She’s a disaster…and I cannot get enough! Still intent on changing public perception about her marriage, Britney sat down for an interview and a photoshop/photosession with OK Magazine to dish on booboos and marriage and even how she “keeps fit” during pregnancy. Say whaaaa? Now I am By Lainey • Jun 23, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Mischa Barton: bitch bitch bitch A few weeks ago, People Magazine reported that Mischa Barton took her dog Ziggy to a Toronto veterinarian clinic where the puppy was subsequently fitted with a cute pink cast. See attached. I’ve now heard from a source at the practice that Mischa was “apparently terrible to deal with… By Lainey • Jun 19, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney vs Julia and the world Did she really call her kids her “booboos”??? And did she really call out Julia Roberts for being a homewrecker too? Did she really say her “maid” was a “slacker”??? I hope you watched it. Please tell me you did. A full hour of Britney – it was SO worth it. By Lainey • Jun 16, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears: weak, weak, weak We were close, gossips. We were very, very close. But in the ongoing Battle for Britney, Kevin Federline has won again - for now. In a major coup for NBC, Matt Lauer scored an interview with the emotionally fragile Britney in which she reveals that her marriage is more than By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Brian Austin Green likes "em young She"s like 19 or something - a very, very attractive girl who apparently can"t wait til she gets home. No, seriously, she can"t. The little sexpot is horny on wheels. Now six months ago, I was all over the growed up and surprisingly hot By Lainey • May 29, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears: red is the sign of hope Fresh text message I received yesterday from a source in LA: "notice how she"s looking better? With the lipstick and everything? She denies but she is totally in to this guy, not to have an affair but it"s something fun, like a crush at work. By Lainey • May 29, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney begs for sympathy Who can resist the tears of a woman, even a woman as irritatingly ignorant as Britney Spears? In case you haven’t heard, Britney almost dropped her baby the other day, in front a large crowd of pappies, wearing heels and holding a drink, her ankle turned, Sean’s head By Lainey • May 20, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears: non news & wishful thinking Like you were surprised??? On the off chance you"ve been confined to gossip detox for the last 24 hours, Britney Spears went on Letterman last night and confirmed the worst kept secret in Hollywood - that Kevin Federline is the most fertile man in the history of sperm By Lainey • May 11, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney: looking good in NY Speaking of clean…check out Britney Spears, refreshingly pulled together and delightfully pregnant, in New York to promote her fragrance which, in spite of her white trash descent and Federline contamination, appears to be making solid sales. Nice to know her fans are loyal. Bodes well for career longevity - By Lainey • May 09, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Katie Holmes: not Mamarexic Judging from the expression on his face, Tom clearly isn"t thrilled about how his picture is faring at the box office. TomKat were out and about this weekend, with Katie rockin" her skinnys, proving they don"t just look good on little twigs, exposing a little By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears: silent, sad, and growing Speaking of mamas, many of you wrote to me last week and over the weekend enquiring about the press conference that never was. Just to recap - buzz was very, very loud a few days ago about a supposed announcement from Britney on May 4th, prompting speculation that she would By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
