Amazingness Britney & Justin 4EVA, even for Jamie Lynn Here’s what happened last night that was so exciting... So exciting I immediately texted all my friends who would have remembered the era. We are mostly all married now. Some are parents. So, you know, supposedly mature. There were many exclamation points and OMGs in the messages. If you By Lainey • Apr 05, 2013 11:00 am
Relationship Assumption Holding hands in a scrunchie Britney Spears and her boyfriend went out for groceries today. They held hands on their way out. You think he’s moved in yet? It’s been a couple months now, right? Britney doesn’t do the slow date. Britney meets. Britney loves. Britney cohabits. Britney proposes. With only a By Lainey • Apr 04, 2013 05:44 pm
Hook Ups Britney boyfriend theories Britney Spears is all hand holdy and smiley with her new boyfriend David Lucado now. You know, the dude with the vague job description who works at a law firm? They were in Vegas together with her manager Larry Rudolph this weekend. Britney looks happy and even healthy. Of course. By Lainey • Mar 26, 2013 01:49 pm
Hook Ups Brown Britney and the "field researcher" Here's the newly brown Britney back in sweats after premiering her new hair colour at Elton John's Oscar party on Sunday night. There was a man with her in the car. They say it's her new maybe-boyfriend, the "field researcher" who works By Lainey • Feb 26, 2013 04:14 pm
Oscars 2013 Britney’s Oscar brown About a month ago I wrote a post called “Forecasting Britney”: signs to look for, now that she’s single again, that… you know. An astute reader wrote in immediately after positing that: All that, plus if she goes brown, we are in trouble. Well… Here’s Britney at the By Lainey • Feb 25, 2013 04:35 pm
Hook Ups Britney’s (shady?) new boyfriend Britney Spears went out on Valentine’s Day last week with this “mystery” dude and since then everyone’s been trying to figure out who he is. TMZ says he’s called David. He’s 27 from Atlanta. They were introduced through mutual friends. Mutual friends? Who are Britney’s By Lainey • Feb 19, 2013 12:13 pm
Hook Ups Britney’s Valentine’s Date Britney Spears went out for dinner last night and they’re calling this a “mystery man”. It’s been a month or so since it was formally announced that Britney and Jason Trawick were done. Everyone’s waiting then for Britney to find love again. Britney, as we know, finds By Lainey • Feb 15, 2013 12:51 pm
Break Ups JT says it’s not “personal” I love writing about Britney and Justin. We all love remembering Britney and Justin. And it seems like Justin loves giving us opportunities to remember Britney and Justin. Thank you Justin. As you know, Justin performed at a pre-Super Bowl concert on Saturday night in New Orleans. Click here to By Lainey • Feb 05, 2013 11:58 am
Break Ups Forecasting Britney As you know, she’s single again. Jason Trawick is no longer her boyfriend/conservator/business manager/baby-sitter. That position is now vacant. Which, I mean, it’s sad, totally, on so many levels. Because anyone who falls in love with her -- if one can truly fall in love By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 11:49 am
Girly Throw Downs Why Pippy had to share with Britney Justin Timberlake also sold his wedding pictures to HELLO Magazine in the UK. He’s jumping on his wife’s head on the cover of that one too. Am also attaching a shot that wasn’t posted last week. You will note -- HELLO did not include a photo of By Lainey • Oct 29, 2012 09:37 am
Amazingness Britney & Justin forever I mean, I rarely enjoy PEOPLE Magazine. Like almost never. But today, today I LOVE PEOPLE Magazine. I love them for doing this. For giving Britney Spears some real estate on Justin Timberlake’s wedding cover. COME ON. It’s BRILLIANT. He has been trying to get away from her, By Lainey • Oct 24, 2012 09:56 am
Fake Hair Fried Chicken’s best fake hair? Check out Britney at her handprint ceremony yesterday and her hair in particular. It’s not bad, right? Haven’t consulted with my Fake Hair Expert Caleigh yet and I’m not saying that her extensions are as first class as Kate Beckinsale’s but comparatively, given what we’ve By Lainey • Sep 12, 2012 05:49 pm
Amazingness Pippy and the 10 year anniversary Reliving Justin and Britney’s dance off (in the MMVA article about Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez) just brought a lot of happiness to my life. As mentioned earlier, it’ll be ten years on August 1. TEN YEARS! Britney cheated on Justin with Wade Robson (allegedly but only for By Lainey • Jun 18, 2012 01:23 pm
Parent Pimps Chicken Fried Princess gets a message from bed “Daddy will love me if I agree to be on this show. Jason, my fiancé, will love me even more if I agree to be in this show. Jason will be there, holding my hand. Jason is smiling at me and nodding his head in encouragement. I’m doing a By Lainey • May 28, 2012 11:19 am
Parent Pimps Chicken Fried needs her breaks It was the first day of auditions for X Factor yesterday with judge Britney Spears. TMZ reported that she lost her sh-t over a contestant singing Hold It Against Me and took off, leaving the other 3 on the panel to continue during her “break”. Britney’s people insist that By Lainey • May 25, 2012 10:43 am
Girly Throw Downs Don’t ask Mimi about anyone but Mimi Best relief after 13 hours of flying, no sleep, and someone with stank feet sitting in the next aisle? (Other than a bleary-eyed Joshua Jackson on the same flight?) Mimi! And not just regular Mimi, which is its own standard of solid gold amazingness, but Mimi being pissy about being By Lainey • May 16, 2012 12:06 pm
