Parent Pimps Chicken Fried Zombie Judge How do you walk away from $15 million? The thing is, it’s not like Britney Spears has never seen $15 million. She should have $15 million several times over by now. The problem is that it’s never enough. Even when she can barely function without pharmaceutical assistance, and By Lainey • May 15, 2012 11:30 am
Britney Spears Britney’s ghost-talker? As you may have heard, Britney Spears is having her fiancé Jason Trawick added to her conservatorship situation. PEOPLE reported that: Trawick will only have shared legal control over Spears's general well being – not her finances, a source tells PEOPLE. In general, a conservator can make decisions over By Lainey • Apr 11, 2012 09:53 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried X Factor? God, how long has it been since I wrote about Britney? A while. Is it possible to have lost interest in Britney? I never thought I’d lose interest in Britney. But Britney’s last tour, the going through the motions of the obvious money grab... if there’s no By Lainey • Mar 09, 2012 11:38 am
Weddings Engagement #3 Does the first one count as an engagement? Or did they just go straight to wedding and then annulment? Let’s call it a second engagement then. Britney Spears is engaged to marry Jason Trawick who proposed in Vegas on his 40th birthday. Britney just turned 30 earlier this month. By Lainey • Dec 16, 2011 01:28 pm
Amazingness Chicken Fried Criminally AWESOME There’s a new video for Criminal. Have you seen it? They’re pulling this down all over the place, they already pulled down the link I originally watched it off of this morning and I got this one from Dlisted so it’s best to do it before it’ By Lainey • Oct 18, 2011 04:53 pm
Beyoncé Britney watching the best Fried Chicken managed to pull together a decent weave last night for a change. How sad is it that this happens with such infrequency, we almost feel compelled to compliment her when it’s not falling out in clumps at the back of her head? It’s not just snark. By Lainey • Aug 29, 2011 02:43 am
Gossip Nostalgia Speculation: The VMA Britney Tribute Click here if you missed the original post about the Britney Spears Tribute that’s to take place at the MTV Video Music Awards on August 28th. She’s only 29. And it seems her best VMA days are behind her. But, to fuel the Britney Money Machine, many of By Lainey • Aug 16, 2011 07:34 am
Gossip Nostalgia Britney & the VMAs Please save this article to read when you have more time. Not because I’m about to drop something amazing of my own, but because these videos, they take some time to enjoy. And you will enjoy. Corelli and Eleni, I KNOW you will enjoy. And replay. And replay. And By Lainey • Aug 12, 2011 10:13 am
Gossip Nostalgia Justin Timberlake: denim suits and Thoreau I was prepared to hate the new Justin Timberlake Playboy interview. The writer opens the piece by calling him the “coolest dude on the planet”, on par with George Clooney and Keith Richards. Sit DOWN. Then he compares Timberlake to Frank Sinatra and Young Elvis. WHAT????????????????? To be fair, those By Lainey • Jun 14, 2011 09:13 am
Britney Spears Half caffeinated Fried Chicken Britney Spears’s new video for Till The World Ends just dropped. Check it out here if you’ve yet to see it: Like most of the album, it’s a good but generic dance track with a running beat – gets you hype for a night out, or on the By Lainey • Apr 06, 2011 04:09 am
Beyoncé Smell like Beysus Heat? I always like dropping the little factoid that Beyonce and Britney Spears are the same age, and that’s about all when it comes to similarities. You will never see a doped up Beysus halfheartedly staggering her way through her promotional performances. And while some of you may insist it’ By Lainey • Mar 31, 2011 06:21 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Susan Boyle Britney Spears appeared on Kimmel last night and, well, I guess it was a little better than Vegas and Good Morning America, she seemed somewhat more alert than the previous two occasions, but still… almost everything feels like it’s on delay, Chicken Fried slow motion, so obvious that it By Lainey • Mar 30, 2011 04:08 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Femme Fatale Weekend There was a performance in Vegas on Friday. Then she went to San Francisco to tape her mini concert appearance for Good Morning America. All in advance of the release of Femme Fatale on Tuesday. I’ve heard a few songs off the album. Mostly generic dance tracks. There are By Lainey • Mar 28, 2011 05:15 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Baseball and peaceful exes Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson were both present at son Ryder’s little league game the other day in Malibu. Kate was very friendly with Robinson’s young daughter Cheyenne and his new wife Allison. All very civilised. That was also the case over at Sean Preston Federline’s little By Lainey • Mar 21, 2011 08:05 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Chicken Fried Civilised One of Britney’s kids (I still can’t tell them apart, and thank you in advance to all you know-it-alls who are about to tell me) had a little league game this weekend. She and her boyfriend Jason Trawick showed up to watch him. Kevin Federline and his gf By Lainey • Mar 07, 2011 03:48 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Hold It Against Me As previously noted, I love this song. I mean, I’m not saying it changed my life, but it doesn’t pretend to want to either. For what it is – easy, silly, fun – it works. And while I haven’t tried running to it yet, I almost can’t wait By Lainey • Feb 18, 2011 02:20 am
