Cameron Diaz Shelf Ass Eats Fresh Check out Jessica Biel pretending to be annoyed by the paps on a take out excursion to Baja Fresh the other day. Yum. Love Baja Fresh. Please come to Canada! But that Shelf Ass is amazing, non? Perky and protruding even under a sweater, no wonder it’s carrying the By Lainey • Dec 20, 2007 10:41 pm
Cameron Diaz Poorly Played at the Golden Globes: Best of 2007 Great smut but not the best move for Cameron Diaz. At the Golden Globes last January, Pip and Cam had just announced their break up. Both were scheduled to present at the event. And of course Jessica Biel somehow weaseled her way in too. Objective: to snare a Pipsqueak within By Lainey • Dec 18, 2007 11:25 am
Cameron Diaz Hollywood Musical Love Chairs Cameron Diaz dated Jared Leto. Cam and Jared broke up. Cam went on to Justin Timberlake, Jared to Scarlett Johansson. Then Cam and JT split and JT had a brief fling with Scarlett. Now Cam is with Bradley Cooper who happens to be starring in He’s Just Not That By Lainey • Oct 08, 2007 05:42 am
Cameron Diaz Shelf Ass Meets the Mogul Loving Justin in public continues to open doors for Jessica Biel. Elevated only on the strength of her Shelf Ass and the Pipsqueak association, Jess continues to relentlessly climb the Hollywood ladder and her latest accomplishment is yet another feather in the cap of her brilliant publicist. A meeting with By Lainey • Sep 18, 2007 02:19 am
Cameron Diaz Vegas Wardrobe & Bradley Cooper Cameron Diaz is in NYC to film a new movie called What Happens in Vegas. Shooting began this week – here she is on set yesterday rocking a killer dress. And if this first example is any indication, her wardrobe for this project is going to be mayjah. As you know, By Lainey • Aug 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Wrinkled by Douche Cam in NYC last night, photographers claim she was out with John Mayer though the two were not captured together on camera. She looks great. Love love love her dress. But it’s wrinkly. Wonder what they were doing to her all wrinkly and weary-faced. Pee stains, but does it By Lainey • Aug 24, 2007 05:46 am
Britney Spears Loser Magnet The worst… the absolute WORST taste in men. Can Britney attract anything but the golddigging famediggers? Breaking news – last night, Britney was seen holding hands with Mindfreak Criss Angel at the Beverly Hills Hotel. They hit up a suite on the 11th floor. You will recall, Criss went on a By Lainey • Aug 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz The Levitating KFed Is Cam a Homewrecking or is Mindfreak another Golddigger? I say Door Number 2. Yet another in what’s become a growing list of Federline clones eager to profit in one way or another on the coattails of their more famous Hollywood conquests. A Golddigger, you see, doesn’t always By Lainey • Jul 01, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Shelf Ass Strikes Back and still overreaches Cameron Diaz has been prancing around Europe in a series of hot dresses showing off her tight curves, now Jessica Biel is roaring back with the famous Shelf Ass – the one asset that has propelled her from existence on the B List to JT’s latest clinger and therefore A By Lainey • Jun 19, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Shelf Ass Who??? Pip has a HUUUUUGE ego. And most of the time, his ego is total Rossum. But on occasion, especially when his ego doesn’t appreciate getting trumped by an overzealous publicity team for a B List actress, Pipsqueak’s ego is extremely entertaining. And smuttily candid. Lovely combination. A new By Lainey • Jun 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Eat it Shelf Ass Oh but did she save the good stuff for the best time, or what? Cameron Diaz and Rachel Zoe – a stunning partnership, as evidenced throughout the Shrek World Tour, and kickin’ it up a notch too as Justin has joined in England and Spain. I mean look at this dresss. By Lainey • Jun 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Look Out Shelf Ass It’s an evil thing we girls do…especially if we’re the ex. At one point or another, we all have…and don’t lie. Two weeks ago, an item somehow found its way into People Magazine – something about Justin Timberlake being totally in love with Jessica Biel, likely By Lainey • Jun 12, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashlee Simpson The Best Dress with Pockets I’m telling you, Rachel Zoe for Cameron Diaz is a resounding smash hit. Grudging sigh. Anyway, here’s Cam tonight in London for Shrek wearing a dress to kill for and slit pockets along the side – love dresses with pockets! Except usually they’re of the baby doll variety By Lainey • Jun 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears The Egomaniac So he’s a music mogul now – has his own label, can sign his own talent, a major player in the industry at the tender age of 26…very impressive. Not so impressive: the Pipsqueak’s raging ego. It’s all about him, it’s all about what he brings, By Lainey • Jun 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Cameron Diaz: MTV Bring It Oh she brung it alright. She brung it hard. Perfection. Every detail perfect. Hate to say it but for this client, Rachel Zoe is doing an amazing job. Several straight weeks of having to style her for Shrek, for countless carpets, and the track record has been nothing short of By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Pip & Ass go public Definitely not Rachel Stevens, see? JT and Jessica kissing – can’t miss that shelf ass. So anyway…Do they look right to you? To me they don’t look right. Like Scarlett and Ryan Reynolds look right. And Tom and Gisele. But Pip and Biel? Something’s off. Can’t By Lainey • May 15, 2007 08:00 pm
