LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Carrie’s black paintsuit It’s a good look for her. And rare. And on trend with the sheer panelling Sasha wrote about last week – click here for a refresher. The problem, as it often is with Carrie Underwood, is the hair. Wouldn’t it be great if she’d be willing to try By Lainey • Dec 04, 2012 10:04 am
Carrie Underwood How do you solve a problem... Like Country B as Maria von Trapp!?!? NBC announced today that it will live broadcast a performance of The Sound Of Music next holiday season, and they’ve cast Carrie Underwood in the role of the governess. Country B can sing, no doubt. But can she pretend to be the By Lainey • Nov 30, 2012 03:27 pm
Assy Style Country B can’t win Duana sent me a note this morning: “You really have to give it up for American Idol though, right? Early on?” Totally. Kelly Clarkson is SO good. Jennifer Hudson too. And Carrie Underwood is a star. She can’t dress for sh-t but she is a star. (Do the male By Lainey • Nov 02, 2012 10:14 am
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Carrie’s mullet season Last week there was this white feathered mullet dress on stage – click here for a refresher. This time it’s another mullet situation, with a floral print? I guess the mullet is like her peplum. By Lainey • Oct 22, 2012 12:06 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Carrie’s mullet feathers Where does she find this sh-t? As for the people who design it, is it simply about cost...or is there ego involved too? Like, Versace did it 10 years ago. But...let me make it BETTER, let me add to it here, and cut it there, and improve on By Lainey • Oct 18, 2012 10:02 am
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Carrie Underwood looks great in shorts She really does. She has great legs, and I want to know what she uses to lube them because they’re nice and moist without looking super slick. What would happen though if Carrie Underwood wore something with a matte finish? Like no sparkles, no sequins, no sheen, nothing...? Would By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 08:56 am
Carrie Underwood Country B for the gays I’d almost rather choke than be complimentary to Carrie Underwood but right now she really deserves it. Country B was interviewed by The Independent in the UK recently and was very clear about where she stands on gay rights: "As a married person myself, I don't By Lainey • Jun 12, 2012 01:05 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Carrie Underwood: the El Camino of Hair Amazingly enough, I don’t totally despise what Carrie Underwood wore to the CMT Awards last night. It certainly wasn’t the worst we’ve seen from her. But goddamn that f-cking hair... Is this a flat style? Or is it a big style? Is it limp and beachy or By Lainey • Jun 07, 2012 01:19 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: The never understated Carrie Underwood Where Carrie Underwood is concerned, even if there are no sequins, it still has to be big. Like wedding big. I hate dresses like this. And before you go there I would hate it on Gisele Bundchen too. Because it's too obviously... Oscar de la Renta. Sarah Jessica By Lainey • May 21, 2012 09:24 am
Jock Smut Country B be shoutin’ down the phone Did you read Carrie Underwood’s “Fill In The Blanks” with ESPN.com about the NHL playoffs? Click here if you missed it. Carrie loves “winning, winning, and Mike winning”. Mike of course is Mike Fisher of the Nashville Predators. And you know I’ve been saying that the Predators By Lainey • May 01, 2012 05:43 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Country Bitch’s wrist bag I can’t hate on anything that’s happening here...except maybe the shoes. All considered though, where she’s concerned, it’s a good look. What do you think of that wrist bag? I like the idea of the wrist bag. But this wrist bag looks like an overnight By Lainey • May 01, 2012 09:58 am
Assy Style Country Girls & Country Bitches Now that her peers are publicly teasing her about her signature move - “Noooo...whaaaat...meeeee?” - does that mean Taylor Swift will stop doing it? I don’t hate Swifty. At all. And I like that she seemed to be in on it when she went up to collect By Lainey • Apr 02, 2012 12:40 pm
Assy Style Eyelashes & Sparkles Amazingly enough, I didn’t hate Country B’s tricked out white dress she wore for the carpet. Comparatively, that is. From her, we’ve seen a lot worse. And it was better than the dark brown green, again bedazzled, situation she put on to perform with Tony Bennett. That. By Lainey • Feb 13, 2012 10:50 am
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Bowl-cut and bad shoes Make me look like Dorothy Hamill, that had to have been the request from Country Bitch last night to the stylist doing her hair. Otherwise, what kind of a professional would lower themselves like this??? And those shoes are f-cking ugly. Looks like purple Velcro on a 10 year old By Lainey • Dec 06, 2011 09:56 am
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Country Bitch almost 40% at the CMA Awards By my count, through the photo agency, so that may not be accurate if there was an outfit change that they didn’t photograph, Carrie Underwood changed 7 times for a total of 8 looks while hosting the CMA Awards. I didn’t hate, like, maybe 3 of them. So By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 09:29 am
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Carrie Underwood’s CMA preview The CMA Awards go tonight in Nashville. Carrie Underwood is co-hosting. Which means at least 5 outfit changes and, therefore, 5 opportunities to stab your eyes out after seeing the incomprehensible sh-tness of her style choices. She gave us a preview last night at the BMI Country Awards where she By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 09:12 am
