Marcus and Friends (dogs) Country B and a beagle This little girl...well... she makes her tolerable. Beagle puppy! As you know, I have a beagle. My beagle is prick. Like, all beagles are naughty – and this one looks pretty naughty – but my beagle redefines Attitude Problem. While Jacek and I were away recently, Marcus stayed with Fiona. He By Lainey • Mar 30, 2010 07:41 am
Sports They all try to act and sing Why do they all have to do both? Country B can sing. Who says she can act? The same applies to so many of them. In reverse too. Like Leighton Meester. Acting good. Singing, no. Anyway, here’s Carrie Underwood in Hawaii shooting Soul Surfer this weekend showing off her By Lainey • Feb 15, 2010 10:58 am
Assy Style Country B Hair Fumble What has to happen for this hair to be a reality? What is the process? How does one ASK for this hair? Who would ask for this hair? Well, obviously, the Country B. Many of you were offended by her costume. To me the costume served its purpose. It’s By Lainey • Feb 08, 2010 02:23 am
Sports Grammy Country B and the Senator He rushed to LA to be by her side after Hockey Day in Canada as the Senators schedule conveniently allowed for Mike Fisher to join his fiancée for Grammy weekend where they made their official Hollywood debut. However, Carrie Underwood walked the carpet alone, telling Ryan Seacrest that she didn’ By Lainey • Feb 01, 2010 02:29 am
Sports Country B at the casino She has an attitude problem, yes. But her dressing problem is even worse. As you know. As you’ve seen. At awards show after awards show. And now at the casino. Now formally engaged, Carrie Underwood accompanied Mike Fisher to the Ottawa Senators annual fundraiser in Gatineau the other night By Lainey • Jan 27, 2010 03:18 am
Photo Assumption Country B Photo Assumption She was photographed at the Sens game the other night watching her fiancé on the ice and appearing to study her own new ice. Experts are estimating that Carrie Underwood’s engagement ring from Mike Fisher is valued anywhere from $150K to a million dollars. It certainly looks big enough. By Lainey • Dec 24, 2009 02:16 am
Sports Country B engaged She was in Ottawa last week spotted at a Senators game and speculation at the time was that something special was going down. And so it appeared all over Twitter yesterday when a family friend tweeted congratulations on their engagement. Local papers have confirmed it today: Mike Fisher proposed to By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 02:14 am
Douchebags Best of 2009: Country B ducking She’s so f-cking famous that when she shows up at a TELEVISED hockey game in a large ass arena, she has to take cover like she’s the target of a heavy artillery attack. Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher (who is owning it for Ottawa this year trying to By Lainey • Dec 15, 2009 08:32 am
Girly Throw Downs Country B upstaged all night Carrie Underwood lost to Taylor Swift at the Country Music Awards a couple of weeks ago. Click here for a refresher on her low classy reaction. Last night at the American Music Awards, Taylor trumped Country B’s ass once again. But she was getting owned from everywhere. And GaGa By Lainey • Nov 23, 2009 02:32 am
Sports Country B is judging you… If you live with your boyfriend. There was a story in a tabloid recently about Carrie Underwood moving in with Mike Fisher. Apparently she finds this offensive. Like Miss Religious and Demure would ever, ever do such a thing. So she decided to debunk the rumour online with a statement: By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 10:58 am
Girly Throw Downs Taylor trumps the Country B Carrie Underwood changed ten thousand times last night while co-hosting the Country Music Awards. And every f-cking dress was the sh-ts. I know it’s country and it’s accepted, unwillingly for some, that there’s a different style requirement but this girl, she took it to a new level By Lainey • Nov 12, 2009 02:08 am
Sports Country B Thanksgiving Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher are still together. She was spotted in Ottawa this weekend and Carrie left Ottawa on Monday after an undercover Thanksgiving weekend while the Sens enjoyed a home stand. Apparently she caught a connection to Montreal. Kept her sunglasses on the whole time, acted like she By Lainey • Oct 13, 2009 10:35 am
Sports Country B hometown for his birthday This is Carrie Underwood yesterday at the City of Hope Celebrity Softball Challenge. Carrie likes to give back when there’s a big audience. Have received a few emails lately asking to verify that Carrie has let go of Mike Fisher, hoping that she has let go of Mike Fisher. By Lainey • Jun 11, 2009 04:21 am
Bitch please Country Asskisser Someone emailed me the other day along the lines of: Lainey, if Carrie Underwood is a bitch and you love bitches than why do you hate Carrie Underwood? Why? Because she’s a fraud. A sweet and sugar on the outside, poison flowing on the inside fraud. Ask those she’ By Lainey • Apr 07, 2009 06:29 am
Sports Queen of Country changes 10 times Maybe not quite 10 times. But a LOT of times. And every time it sucked. Every dress sucked. One shoulder, pale pink, and shapeless on the carpet, cheap girl at the mall in white on stage and backstage, Miss America wine coloured and barefoot during her performance… It’s astonishing By Lainey • Apr 06, 2009 03:44 am
Dumbass Country B through security If I ever went through airport screening with my shades on, some security bitch would have my ass on the ground with my knees behind my back faster than you can say Carrie Underwood has an attitude problem. Celebrities have it so easy. Carrie Underwood absolutely can’t go through By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 11:32 am
