Girly Throw Downs Tale of Two Puck Bunnies Last night at the Ottawa Senators game – all eyes on the two blondes. Hilary Duff and Carrie Underwood are both dating players on the team. As you can see, Country Bitch, wearing a seven layer foundation dip (or maybe that’s Lilo’s spray tan?) knowing that she had some By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 04:32 am
Sports Hilary Duff > Carrie Underwood Both Hilary and Carrie are dating hockey players from the Ottawa Senators. Only Hilary is at least almost normal while Carrie should sit the f-ck DOWN. Hilary was at the game last night watching her man Mike Comrie’s team beat my Leafs. Must have been Spezza’s illegal stick. By Lainey • Mar 10, 2009 06:09 am
Sports Tiffany gift for Country B Exclusive. Sunday afternoon. Ottawa Holt Renfrew. Like Canada’s Neiman Marcus. Sort of. Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators, he’s the cute Canadian dating that country bitch Carrie Underwood, Mike’s at the Tiffany counter with $5,000 pendant necklace in his hand. He pays, it’s wrapped, off By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 10:19 am
Sports Country B Maple Leaf Makeover Yesterday in Ottawa. Am told exclusively that Carrie Underwood accompanied her boyfriend Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators to the Children’s Hospital of Eastern Ontario for a special visit, very uncover, very sweet. Mike loves the Lord, is actively involved in the community, and unlike many of his skeezy By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 08:55 am
Sports Stay home or sit DOWN I’m no Ottawa Senators fan but Mike Fisher seems like too sweet a kid to be at this twat’s mercy. Poor thing. She will tear that boy a new asshole before golf season begins. The streaking Sens were in Nashville last night, winning their 5th in a row By Lainey • Feb 17, 2009 04:37 am
Assy Style Grammy Gold & Tacky: Carrie Underwood She changed like 10 times the entire night. And every time it was the ass. If you want to rank the ass in order of worst to not so bad but still bad, #1 being the most horrid, I’d say it was the arrivals gold borrowed straight from Dolly By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 06:31 am
Assy Style The People’s Country Matchy She went shopping for her dresses at Arlene’s Fashion Emporium. Seriously, there’s cheapness smeared all over them. This is Carrie Underwood at the People’s Choice Awards last night arriving in some kind of bedazzler and then on stage in a low budge green tier pageant cast-off with… By Lainey • Jan 08, 2009 01:48 am
Carrie Underwood Country B and some guy Country music’s biggest b-tch was in Toronto the other day and she’s apparently dating some guy called Travis Stork who used to be on The Bachelor… Thanks to Ashley for sending this in – she saw them at Café Nervosa in Yorkville on Sunday: They sat at a table By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 02:02 am
Hook Ups Michael and the kids Was just about to go off Michael Phelps and then this – yesterday in New York, promoting the Visa Early Swimming Program for youth. Best of all, he has his clothes off and he’s wet. Gah! So much hotter to me with his cap on. Like his face is more By Lainey • Aug 29, 2008 06:51 am
Girly Throw Downs No Jess! No no! It’s like… it’s like she’s never, ever been to a sleepover, you know? The truth reveals itself much too often: Jessica Simpson has no girlfriends. No true girlfriends. No true back up. No girls with whom to discuss strategy – either via group session at lunch, or these By Lainey • Aug 21, 2008 04:28 am
Sports Country Bitch vs Country Porn You know how it is: Girl sh*t is the best sh*t. And I love a good bitch. But a bitch who hides her bitch under the guise of country wholesome sweetness? That bitch is more like a capital C. We’re speaking of course of Carrie Underwood – her By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 08:41 am
Break Ups How Chace Broke Free Carrie Idol’s snippy bitch came loose yesterday during Idol Gives Back when she was asked about Chace Crawford. She snapped that they actually broke up over text message and while she insists it was a mutual decision, given her choice of words, clearly the girl is bitter. "It By Lainey • Apr 07, 2008 07:42 am
Break Ups Understatement of the Year Chace Crawford’s sister Candice spoke to People.com about her brother’s break up with Carrie Underwood, explaining that “he was upset” over the split but that he’s now “doing okay”. Ummm… I’d say he’s doing better than okay. If you were chained to a bitch By Lainey • Apr 03, 2008 05:27 am
Carrie Underwood Grammy Worst Dressed: Carrie Underwood Didn’t think it was possible but this hair is actually WORSE than Ken Paves. When you can actually SEE the line of the hairpiece, it’s pretty much rock bottom hair. In these times, with this kind of access, it is CRIMINAL to rock a cheap weave. CRIMINAL. What By Lainey • Feb 10, 2008 07:00 pm
Carrie Underwood Country Overdressed Pet Peeve – celebrities who overdress for movie premieres. Kate Beckinsale is repeatedly guilty of this offence. And Country’s Princess appears not to be able to spot the distinction between an awards carpet and a premiere carpet either. Here she is wearing another variation of her AMA dress, only in By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Emmy Rossum Carrie Boring Behind the blonde lurks a bitch and you don’t have to look too closely to see that Carrie Underwood expected to be the star of the night. Indeed she was, even though it was spoiled for a few short moments by Miley Cyrus who elicited a huge cheer from By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
