Movie Reviews and Previews Bruce & a fringed Zeta Did you see RED? I liked RED! Am I dumb? Was I blinded by the Mary Louise Parker? I am partial to Mary Louise Parker. They're making a sequel now and she's in it, though not pictured. Rather, here's Bruce Willis with Catherine Zeta-Jones By Lainey • Oct 11, 2012 03:21 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Penelope’s nude sparkles Shrugging over this dress. Again, it’s a Catherine Zeta-Jones dress...which, I mean, Penelope Cruz doesn’t need to be wearing a CZJ dress, you know what I mean? Also, for some reason, her earrings are really bothering me. By Lainey • Jun 15, 2012 10:23 am
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Zeta’s grey dress Not really feeling the asymmetrical hemline or the fact that it seems unfinished though I suppose it’s tricky with that fabric. This kind of dress always reminds me of leg kicks, pirouettes, and jazz hands. By Lainey • Apr 18, 2012 09:28 am
Amazingness Without Irony I don’t think we can talk about this until you’ve seen it. So here, please watch. The new Rock of Ages trailer. I’ll wait for you on the other side. If you’re looking for someone to snark on it, you’ll have to click away. I By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 04:41 pm
Assy Style A phone for my ma Catherine Zeta-Jones is shooting a movie with Gerard Butler, Uma Thurman, and Jessica Biel in New Orleans. She hit up the New Orleans Jazz Festival with her mother, and also Jimmy Buffet’s wife Jane. CZJ is “listed” at 41. If you didn’t know it was her, and you By Lainey • May 09, 2011 04:39 am
Quiveration Angelina, Brad...and Javier When asked recently by Elle (thanks Benita!) whether or not he makes the ladies fall in love with him on set, Javier Bardem downplayed his own sexy beasty-ness and instead decided to mancrush all over Brad Pitt: “No, no. I’m not Brad Pitt. I had the great opportunity to By Lainey • Jul 22, 2010 04:25 am
Smutty Surgery Zeta has an LA Face Do you remember LA Face? Click here if you need a refresher on LA Face. Dude, Catherine Zeta-Jones is walking around with LA Face. A bad case of LA Face. LA Face was on display last night at the Tony Awards where she won Best Actress in a Musical. LA By Lainey • Jun 14, 2010 06:32 am
Gorgessity A united front She’s from that school where they teach you to always stand by and stick it through. Catherine Zeta-Jones was well trained in this respect, especially when there are other sh-tty situations to contend with. The Zetas of the world, they don’t crumble in crisis. She steels herself and By Lainey • May 11, 2010 09:02 am
Photo Assumption Photo Assumption: Michael & Zeta It’s been a while since they’ve been officially out together in public despite living in high profile New York. Catherine Zeta-Jones is working on Broadway and Michael Douglas was shooting Wall Street 2 with the terrible title. Last night the couple stepped on a carpet – first time what By Lainey • Apr 06, 2010 07:50 am
Dumbass Sit DOWN Zeta Catherine Zeta Jones has been working on Broadway, keeping a low profile, and as mentioned last week, rarely seen publicly with Michael Douglas. Zeta is 40 now. It's a sh-tty reality in Hollywood that that's usually when roles dry up for women. Unless of course it& By Lainey • Mar 23, 2010 07:20 am
Catherine Zeta Jones Wife & Escort Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones celebrated their birthdays on Friday. He turned 65 and she, um, says she’s 40. Here they are, heading out to celebrate the weekend, with his tourist shirt and crazy old man hair and her chauffeur cap exiting what looks like the lobby of a By Lainey • Sep 28, 2009 02:59 am
Assy Style She dresses her real age Or his age. Supposedly she’s not yet 40. Don’t know anyone who believes this. You? Last night Catherine Zeta Jones accompanied her husband Michael Douglas to the AFI Tribute in his honour. This dress is ok, I guess, for a 60 year old? Like, her mother in law By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 04:38 am
Gorgessity Old & Rich She goes out of her way to look it, non? Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas yesterday arriving at LAX. As usual Zeta is dressed expensively. And sure, they all are. But with her, it’s almost as though the price tags are still on her garments. Like that coat. That By Lainey • Mar 06, 2009 04:32 am
Quiveration Hot Hugh and the Old Lady Catherine Zeta Jones claims she’s only 39, younger than Sharon Stone. And Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman. Believe her? Everyone is younger than Gran. But Sharon and Zeta must be at least the same age, non? Here’s Zeta with that hot beast Hugh Jackman last night at a fundraiser. By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 04:29 am
Catherine Zeta Jones Who got a peel? Some are calling it bad bronzer or poorly applied foundation. To me her skin looks raw. Like it’s been scrubbed. Has that Renee Zellweger quality about it, you know? Either way, someone’s losing their job today. Whoever was assigned the unfortunate task of doing Zeta’s makeup will By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 02:53 am
Catherine Zeta Jones She’s married to him Catherine Zeta Jones is. Hate to be bitch (actually no I don’t) but if I looked like CZJ, it would greatly distress me every night to have my supple body, that classic face, those pouty lips tied to this for the rest of his life. I know love is By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 09:59 am
