Maybe Gaybes Without Michael What a waste. A woman who looks like this reduced to old lady diamonds and ball gowns every time she steps out with her man. Does Zeta have a face or what? Gorgessity. Work done, yes. But gorgessity all the same. At the Australian premiere of Death Defying Acts today, By Lainey • Mar 10, 2008 11:37 am
Catherine Zeta Jones Geriatric Sex Rosie O’Donnell and Roseanne Barr teamed up onstage last night at the New York Comedy Festival and both brought their bitches! I love mean Rosie. Mean crazy Rosie is even better. But it was Roesanne who had the best lines: On Catherine Zeta Jones: “No one wants to f* By Lainey • Nov 06, 2007 07:00 pm
Catherine Zeta Jones Grandpa’s Last Stab Check out Catherine Zeta Jones and her geriatric husband Michael Douglas yesterday at the premiere of his upcoming King of California in which he plays a crazy person released from a mental hospital who convinces his daughter Evan Rachel Wood to go digging for Spanish gold underneath the local Costco. By Lainey • Aug 20, 2007 08:00 pm
Catherine Zeta Jones Is this Wonky? Look at her. Catherine Zeta Jones is a Goddess. Her face, those lips, that overbite, the body, the hair, and the most perfect nose…all of it, the most wonderful package wasted on Michael Douglas. Sigh. Check her out, gorgessity all over NYC on promo for No Reservations (which I By Lainey • Jul 26, 2007 08:00 am
