Amazingness Happy French Canadian Chinese New Year Sorry to interrupt the Grammy coverage but... this can’t wait. Morley just sent it to me and my life will never be the same. As you know, it was Chinese New Year’s Day yesterday. We are in full New Year festival spirits for the next week or so. By Lainey • Feb 11, 2013 09:53 am
Maple Leaf Thanksgiving French Cheese What a wonderful way to celebrate American Thanksgiving -- with the highest quality French Canadian cheese. Better this than the sad smut situation that Gabriel Aubry’s involved in. Celine Dion was in Germany yesterday to collect her Bambi Award. Look at her, holding it as though it were alive, By Lainey • Nov 23, 2012 12:10 pm
Maple Leaf Return of the Queen Of Vegas. It’s Celine. She’s back at Caesars for a multiyear run that will reportedly earn her $100 million. Last night was the kick-off. Obviously I wasn’t there, but judging from the photos, well, it certainly looks like Celine was Celine. And maybe even with a few By Lainey • Mar 16, 2011 02:53 am
Maple Leaf Best Contract Fulfilment: Celine Dion Written by Duana This woman. This – woman. She is so fantastic. She is not here because these are all her lovely celebrity friends – she is here because she was invited, requested to do a job. You know what her job is? Her job is “to sing the ‘Smile’ song to By Lainey • Feb 28, 2011 04:51 am
Maple Leaf The Anniversary of their Sex Today is a very, very special today. It’s one of the most precious days of all f-cking time. Can you hear the doves? They are singing and fluttering and our hearts should be soaring with the memory and the love and the joy of the memory of the love By Lainey • Apr 30, 2010 04:20 am
Maple Leaf Through the faces of the Cheese Celine Dion: Through the Eyes of the World hits theatres this weekend. Celine and the family attended the premiere in Miami last night. There’s her angel, her miracle, her amazingness, her most wonderful, the blessed, the child of her life and love and existence, the transcendental, the elemental, the By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 05:29 am
Exclusives The Poster Girl arrives & the Opening Ceremony In 2008, Michael Phelps was the US Olympic Team poster boy. For 2010, the US Olympic Team has a poster girl. Her name is Lindsey Vonn. Last week I contributed to a profile piece on Lindsey Vonn as part of CTV’s Olympic coverage. She was on the cover of By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 11:21 am
Amazingness No Grammy lunging What? This is what happens when you make Celine Dion share the stage. She doesn’t have enough room to lunge! Celine of course performed during the MJ tribute with Usher, Jennifer Hudson, and the Country Bitch. She could have also performed during the Haiti piece with Mary J Blige By Lainey • Feb 01, 2010 01:12 am
Maple Leaf The greatest gift of all time ever and ever How about some Celine on a Wednesday? You love it. I love it! Celine Dion took her tour around the world last year. She gifted her voice to millions of people and they gifted her back with love and devotion, mesmerised by her bedazzled crotch. What? Yes. The trailer. See By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 02:53 am
Maple Leaf We need more Celine Mimi’s Cheese is coming up soon but first… You’d have to be humourless not to find joy in these photos of Celine Dion and her family at the Knicks game the other night in New York. What happens when the chest thumping lunge happy most expressive French Canadian By Lainey • Dec 09, 2009 02:51 am
Maple Leaf She paid for everything So that’s what she came for. It was a shopping spree. Celine Dion was photographed again in New York today leaving her hotel with a rack of items. And not from Topshop. I promise you not from Topshop. It’s no secret Celine loves the luxe. Here’s the By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 11:07 am
Maple Leaf Fromage! There she is! La Grande Fromage (let’s feminise it for her) was spotted in NYC today in a great dress, with a smile for photographers, almost 2 months after announcing her second pregnancy. It was widely reported at the time that she is due in May. As for what By Lainey • Oct 13, 2009 08:41 am
Maple Leaf Play by play pregnancy Hush, now… She’s pregnant. La Grande Fromage, Canada’s ambassador of cheese Celine Dion is having another baby. Rene-Charles is 8. And of course we all knew, she told everyone, about the child waiting for her in the lab when she was ready. Well she’s ready. And now By Lainey • Aug 18, 2009 06:09 am
Baby and Bump Obsession JLo pregnant! On camera. Check out Jennifer Lopez in Pasadena on the set of The Baster. Oh wait, no. The Back Up Plan. The Baster is the one with Jennifer Aniston…right? F-ck. How do you keep track? Very efficient use of resources, non? Anyway, in addition to getting back to work By Lainey • Jun 15, 2009 07:59 am
Jock Smut Vraiment? The economy is in the sh-ts. Even the owner of the Montreal Canadiens, one the most storied franchises in sport, needs to downsize. So the team is up for sale… 10 potentials buyers are bidding. Among them: La Grande Fromage herself, Celine Dion. In partnership with Guy Laliberte (Cirque du By Lainey • Apr 09, 2009 05:29 am
Celine Dion Cheese on Tour Celine Dion is currently touring the world and Hello Canada was invited to join her in Australia and South Africa to celebrate her birthday. Lots and lots of cheese to be had! Celine cheese is priceless! First – take a look at these exclusive photos. Check out the shot of her By Lainey • Apr 24, 2008 06:22 am