Gossip Girl No one misses Little J Like she can go missing for entire episodes at a time… doesn’t matter. Taylor Momsen conveniently forgets about this when she talks about how university isn’t important for an artist of her caliber. Then again, she looks up to Lindsay Lohan. Don’t expect too much. Apologies for By Lainey • Oct 02, 2009 11:58 am
Gossip Girl We hate V Hate. Her. The purpose of Vanessa on this show is to be an irritant. The purpose of Dan on this show is to suck. Last night’s Gossip Girl featured so much irritating suckage from both Vanessa and Dan, and no irritating suckage from Jenny at all. Taylor Momsen absent By Lainey • Sep 22, 2009 03:09 pm
Hook Ups Kings and pretty boys Everyone was out last night New York. On the heels of the VMAs and during the thick of NY Fashion Week, the city is a celebrity clusterf-ck, more so than usual. These situations can make for unlikely hook ups. And so at Avenue last night spotted leaving together were Chace By Lainey • Sep 15, 2009 05:40 am
Gossip Girl GG WTF Watch. This. Fall. Gossip Girl the new campaign. And the teasers have been released online. Season premiere is September 14. Finally. Decent television. Aside from True Blood and HBO there’s been jack f-ck all on tv. Select photos of the cast are attached as they shoot in New York By Lainey • Aug 11, 2009 08:09 am
Hook Ups How to be a Manslinger Ashley Greene is heading back to Vancouver. Before leaving this morning she said goodbye to Chace Crawford. With her lips. See? And his eyes are closed… Because… You fill in the blank. With a boy. Ashley and Chace were both at the Teen Choice Awards last night. Wonder if they By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 05:15 am
Zac Efron How to be the same There was an article published recently about the new Hollywood Leading Man – click here to read - claiming they’re all looking “eerily similar”, super generic, and it’s hard to tell one from the other, leaving the writer to posit that there’s an alarming shortage of real men By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 03:43 am
Gossip Girl He needs his alone time Us Weekly is reporting that Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick have broken up. Chace couldn’t stand to live with Ed anymore because he’s filthy so he’s now renting a place on his own. Ed and Jessica Szohr are inseparable. And Chace probably couldn’t take the straight By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 03:40 am
Gossip Girl Footloose Androgynous This is not Astro Boy come to life. Not a Manga character dressed up in New York. Also not an escaped Elf. No. None of the above. This is Chace Crawford shooting Season 3 of Gossip Girl. It’s the hair, obviously, but also those features – so delicate, so pretty, By Lainey • Jun 29, 2009 09:55 am
Zac Efron Poor Man’s LipGloss? It’s one thing for Megan Fox to be called the Poor Man’s Angelina Jolie. I mean at least the subject is Angelina Jolie. But imitating, and failing, at imitating LipGloss? Dude, is that a good move? Zac Efron dropped out of Footloose claiming he did not want to By Lainey • May 20, 2009 03:55 am
Gossip Girl The 80s ruined prom Never thought I’d hate on the 80s. But Gossip Girl did the 80s a disservice on Monday night’s episode. Worst episode of the year. So no wonder it’s been rumoured that they’ve killed the Lily spin-off. Because who really cares about Young Lily? Especially when she’ By Lainey • May 14, 2009 04:40 am
Gossip Girl Poppy can’t act We’ve now designed a place for girls like her. We refer to it a few times in our weekly chat. After the hilarious brilliance of last week, yesterday’s episode fell a little flat. Cater waiter! It sets up however for a Poppy season ending takedown, and taking a By Lainey • Apr 28, 2009 04:34 pm
Gossip Girl Cater Waiter! Very, very strong episode last night. Because it was funny! Great timing, great chemistry between (most of) the actors, and as we concluded in the end – no Vanessa = good show. Poor V. Nobody missed V. In place of V enter Gabriel. Bland, taupe, but with a secret Poppy plotting against By Lainey • Apr 21, 2009 12:11 pm
Gossip Girl Chuck Bass dressed to kilt Ed Westwick has the worst turned out manfeet in the history of Hollywood turned out manfeet. Like his turned out manfeet should marry Britney’s turned out girlfeet. But… He’s still my shamef-ck, a status cemented even more by his appearance last night at the 7th Annual Dressed to By Lainey • Mar 31, 2009 02:42 pm
Gossip Girl High School Theatre It’s so layered. And our tangential obsession this week was Brody Jenner’s (the director) cameo appearance. Right? So yeah, not the strongest episode. But the very end, the very end is very, very promising. Turning a corner for Springtime, hopefully… Chuck’s face said it all. And he By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 04:34 am
Gossip Girl No one kisses like Chuck Bass SPOILER ALERT! Don’t open the photos if you don’t want to know. A few weeks ago, Leighton Meester and Chace Crawford were photographed kissing in character. A few days ago, again the same f-ckery. Somewhere down the line then Miss Blair will be booting old Vanessa. Judging from By Lainey • Feb 16, 2009 09:05 am
Gossip Girl Chuck Wide Shut Yale Mole Another mediocre episode resulted in more tangents during our Gossip Girl weekly. Including a new obsession we called Yale Mole … This is what happens when there’s too much Dan and Serena and not enough Chuck. They took him away from the high school action, wisely I suppose, since he’ By Lainey • Feb 03, 2009 06:38 am
