Royals Serenity on the water Princess Serenity of her Monaco Glory is on holiday in Italy with friends. I don’t see him, do you? Of course not. She’s relaxed. She’s totally at ease. She’s been awarded for her good behaviour with a relatively unmonitored trip. What good behaviour? Well, Charlene recently By Lainey • Jul 16, 2013 12:44 pm
Royals The Princess and the rugby player? Charlene of Serenity was not with Prince Albert at Queen Beatrix’s abdication and her son King Willem-Alexander’s subsequent coronation at the end of April. She had previous charity commitments back home in South Africa where she also attended an old friend’s wedding. But overseas gossips have been By Lainey • May 17, 2013 09:48 am
Royals Orange without Serenity This week, Queen Beatrix (I LOVE this name) of the Netherlands abdicated the Orange Throne (I don’t know if they really call it this but it would be awesome if they did) so that her son, Willem-Alexander, could become king. It was a very popular move. The people approved. By Lainey • May 01, 2013 02:35 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Let’s check in with Charlene of Serenity Big news in her family today... Andrea Casiraghi is a father. His fiancée, Tatiana Santo Domingo, who is a Colombian heiress, of course, are now parents to a baby boy. As Princess Serenity has not yet produced an heir, this child then is now third in line to the Monaco By Lainey • Mar 22, 2013 03:12 pm
Thinnification Thinnification of Charlene? Her Highness of Serenity was in New York today with Prince Albert. They’ve been travelling the last week or so and I heard they’re expected in Montreal this weekend for the Ritz-Carlton’s 100th anniversary (where Liz married Dick in yellow!) What is it like for Charlene, being By Lainey • Oct 22, 2012 04:13 pm
Royals Two royal couples went out last night Prince William and his Catherine hit up a private members’ club last night in London with that Pippa and Princess Eugenie (not pictured) and some other friends. It was a rare, non-official outing. Earlier in the day, while Kate was on duty in Newcastle - click here to see the By Lainey • Oct 11, 2012 09:51 am
Royals Holding hands with Princess Serenity Her Royal Serenity Charlene attended a gala in Monaco Saturday by Prince Albert’s side. She looked lovely, and not even that sad. Maybe it was because she knew she’d be allowed out of the castle the next day. It’s easier to swallow it back when you know By Lainey • Oct 01, 2012 12:05 pm
Royals Princess Serenity finds a substitute The last time we checked in with Her Highness of Serenity, Charlene of Monaco, she was busy being grossed out by her husband, Prince Albert. Remember that CBS interview? And remember when she took on a totally different demeanor around the pool, all flirty-ish with the South African swimmer? Click By Lainey • Aug 01, 2012 04:23 pm
Royals Serenity Charlene looks disgusted If England’s royal family is known for its precision and control, how do we explain Monaco’s? You would think that for all their resources, and given their history of scandal, they would have better prepared for this. Practised for it. Coached her through it. Or... not agreed to By Lainey • Jul 24, 2012 10:34 am
Royals Prison Bride’s Anniversary While one imprisoned bride is making her escape, another is celebrating a year of captivity. Exactly a year ago today, on July 2, 2011, Charlene Wittstock wept at the altar, giving birth to the video you still can’t stop watching. Here she is the other day with Prince Albert By Lainey • Jul 02, 2012 10:13 am
Royals Is there a kids’ table? Queen Elizabeth hosted a reception for Foreign Monarchs at Windsor Castle today. As in you were only invited if you are royalty, literally. The Cambridges and Hot Harry were there. Please God kill Kate’s pink square toe satin shoes I hate them SO much. I like to imagine that By Lainey • May 18, 2012 02:32 pm
Royals 9 Months Of Serenity Her Princess Of Serenity Charlene was at her husband Prince Albert’s side yesterday during The Monte-Carlo Rolex Masters to present Novak Djokovic with the Vermeil Sport Medal of Monaco for Physical Education. It’s now just over three quarters of a year that Charlene’s been locked into position. By Lainey • Apr 17, 2012 09:58 am
Royals A Prison Bride at the Oscars I screamed in the control room when the pool feed picked up Serenity arriving with Albert last night. Needless to say, this did not go over well since there are easily two dozen people in there trying to produce a live show. But there she was, all tragic and miserable, By Lainey • Feb 27, 2012 09:00 am
Royals Prison Bride at the Oscars? OMG. I feel like I might be more excited to see her at the Oscars than anyone else. It’s Prison Bride! Accordingly to Page Six, Prince Albert and Her Serenity of Captivity, Princess Charlene of Monaco, would like to attend the Oscars on February 26th. Something about her starting By Lainey • Feb 15, 2012 10:41 am
Royals Progress Report: Serenity’s First Six Months It’s now been 6 months since the beginning of Charlene Wittstock’s Serene Imprisonment to the Monarch of Monaco. Last week she joined the Grimaldis at the opening ceremony of the Monte Carlo 36th International Circus Festival. Charlene had difficulties adjusting to her new role. She seemed to lack By Lainey • Jan 23, 2012 12:04 pm
Royals Prison Bride’s Chistmas present This is Monaco’s Prince Albert participating in the traditional Christmas bath yesterday in, I guess?, royal swimwear? And a blue bathrobe. Just in case you were wondering what Charlene of Serenity goes to bed with every night. Speaking of Her Highness of Prison, she was allowed to go to By Lainey • Dec 19, 2011 11:58 am
