Royals Prison Bride, Dork Prince, and Giant Santa You know when someone super nerdy stands next to something super nerdy the nerdy-ness of the two combined more than doubles? This is why Comic-Con is so awesome. When thousands of them are nerd herding there together, their individual nerd components bump together and, like heating matter in a flask, By Lainey • Dec 14, 2011 04:36 pm
Royals Prison Bride’s back on the balcony Remember when Charlene of Serenity had to kiss Prince Albert on the balcony of the palace right after their civil ceremony and she looked like she wanted to end her life? Here, let me attach a photo to remind you, just in case that memory isn’t strong enough in By Lainey • Nov 21, 2011 01:06 pm
Royals Princess Serenity’s first National Day Monaco National Day is on Saturday. It will be the first for Charlene as the principality’s Serene Highness. She was there last year but they weren’t married yet, obviously. (I don’t mean to be mean but...um... Stephanie, Jesus, she looks frighteningly bad.) Anyway, the Royal Family, By Lainey • Nov 17, 2011 10:35 am
Prince Albert of Monaco Serenity seeks asylum How much do you love that shot of Julie Andrews at the table with Prince Albert and Her Serenity Charlene of Monaco? God he seems like such a buffoon. Here they are, the newlyweds Grimaldi in New York last night at the Princess Grace Awards Gala. Charlene, as you can By Lainey • Nov 02, 2011 12:51 pm
Royals Handholding makes her nauseous Prince Albert and Prison Bride Charlene Serenity welcomed Croatian President Ivo Josipovic to Monaco yesterday. It was a state visit. And the First Lady would have been required to be there even though she probably preferred hanging out in Paris where she was earlier this week and where she appeared By Lainey • Oct 05, 2011 11:19 am
Charlene Wittstock Picture Him On Top Of You: Part 1 Last week, Prison Bride Serenity Charlene was let out on official royal duty to visit a small town in Monaco without Prince Albert. Click here if you missed it. This weekend, amazingly, she was permitted to travel to Paris for Fashion Week where she sat front row at Albert Kriemler By Lainey • Oct 03, 2011 01:16 pm
Royals Prison Bride goes out alone Well this is new. Prince Albert was spotted at two consecutive official events the last few weeks without the Supreme Serenity High Princess Charlene at his side prompting many to wonder whether or not she was negotiating her escape. Yesterday however Charlene emerged alone on official royal duty - she By Lainey • Sep 30, 2011 01:31 pm
Royals Prison Bride dragged out for duty Look at him in the first photo attached, glancing back at his wife, the Serene Highness of Captivity Princess Charlene, as if he can barely stand her, and can’t be bothered to conceal it. Dick. The Monte Carlo Golf Club was celebrating its 100th anniversary on Sunday. So Prince By Lainey • Aug 30, 2011 02:52 am
Royals Prison Bride & Albert: Photo Assumption the Dance Prince Albert of Monaco and his Serene Prisoner Charlene Wittstock attended the Red Cross Ball in Monte Carlo the other night. She tried to look…happier. And many people have noted that she does indeed look less …tortured?... than she did on her wedding day and after. Really? I don’ By Lainey • Aug 08, 2011 06:33 am
Royals Prisoner Bride & Prince Warden to sue Her Serene Highness Princess Charlene and her husband Prince Albert of Monaco don’t appreciate that we keep thinking that she’s being held prisoner in a white castle. They insist that Charlene did not try to escape three times before her wedding and eventually had her passport confiscated and By Lainey • Jul 26, 2011 04:45 am
Royals Prisoner Bride stands by her Prince She allegedly tried to escape him three times and was supposedly recaptured each time, the final time just days before the wedding that resulted in her passport getting confiscated. As you know, Her Serene Highness Prisoner Charlene of Monaco married Prince Albert and wept at the wedding amid new reports By Lainey • Jul 21, 2011 03:13 am
Royals Prisoner Bride: birth it and you can go Prisoner Bride Charlene Wittstock, the Serene Highness of Monaco, and her husband Prince Albert have ended their honeymoon in South Africa and returned home so that he can deal with the DNA test and the latest paternity claim. There are reports coming out of South Africa however that when they By Lainey • Jul 11, 2011 09:10 am
Royals Prisoner Bride for a week It was a week ago today that Her Serene Highness The Princess of Monaco Charlene Wittstock and Prince Albert showed us the first in what would eventually be a series of awkward kisses and interactions at their splashy wedding. The couple is on honeymoon in South Africa and attended a By Lainey • Jul 08, 2011 03:05 am
Royals Charlene’s tears If you thought the Photo Assumption on that kiss was bad the other day – click here if you missed it the other day – wait ‘til you see the video. Charlene Wittstock married Prince Albert of Monaco in a civil ceremony on Friday. On Saturday it was time for church – a By Lainey • Jul 04, 2011 02:18 am
Royals Photo Assumption: Another Balcony Kiss Over in Monaco, Prince Albert married Charlene Wittstock. Rumour has it they confiscated her passport... what??? I’m telling you, that’s what the papers have reported even though the royals are vehemently denying it. It’s almost medieval, non? Anyway, the spectacular spectacular is happening later. The civil ceremony By Lainey • Jul 01, 2011 06:40 am
