Douchebags Why are they apart? No really…why? Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen – they should totally be together. Is there a more perfect couple? These assholes deserve each other! It’s a mystery why they split! As you know, they’ve been fighting forever about their kids, over money, terms of the divorce… now a By Lainey • Jun 19, 2008 02:23 am
Assy Style Niagara Falls Wedding Have you been to Niagara Falls? If you’ve been, you know that one of the most popular tourist attractions is the barrel photo - a picture taken of you inside a barrel perched in front of the falls made to look like you’re going down. There’s a By Lainey • Jun 05, 2008 09:07 am
Twats Smut Loves the Low Road Good form would be to refrain from warring publicly. To let the lawyers do the talking, like Paul McCartney, and take the high road. Charlie Sheen doesn"t even know what the high road looks like. Why would he? Especially against a low road whore like Denise Richards...his By Lainey • May 22, 2008 04:30 am
Famewhores Love you President Bartlet Martin Sheen was honoured last night with the Stella Adler Studio of Acting Marlon Brando Award. On the carpet Marlon was asked by Page Six to comment on his slag of an ex daughter in law and her plans to prostitute her children on reality tv. That of course would By Lainey • Mar 18, 2008 10:50 am
Charlie Sheen Probably an Old Client Incredibly, Denise Richards was granted permission yesterday by a judge to go ahead with a reality show featuring her children – over Charlie Sheen’s protests. With recommended restrictions. Which means she can exploit her kids in exchange for a career. That judge must have been one of her old Heidi By Lainey • Jan 23, 2008 02:20 am
Charlie Sheen Credible or Deranged? On the one hand leaking sordid details of Charlie Sheen’s alleged disturbing behaviour to gossip columns and tabloids, on the other Denise Richards is begging for a sympathy from anyone who will listen. This time it’s a member of the gossip oldschool – that delightful old bat Cindy Adams By Lainey • Oct 10, 2007 05:50 am
Charlie Sheen Surprise! Denise Leaks More Denise Richards filed court documents in her increasingly acrimonious court battle with Charlie Sheen last week and somehow… shocker! … a few of those pages have made it into the hands of reporters, now printed for our smutty pleasure. Of course this just days after Charlie released a scathing statement of By Lainey • Oct 04, 2007 03:59 am
Charlie Sheen Denise’s Day of Reckoning It’s not good form, it’s certainly not classy but some say when you deal with scum, you inevitably have to get a little scummy. And Denise Richards is definitely scum. So Charlie Sheen is getting scummy right back. He’s had a lot of practise. You will recall, By Lainey • Sep 25, 2007 04:28 am
Charlie Sheen Like Clockwork Surprise! Just a day after news broke that Denise Richards is once again accusing Charlie Sheen of being a pervert and trying to position herself as the better parent, all while the financial terms of their divorce hang in the balance, the paps miraculously captured her playing and laughing with By Lainey • Sep 21, 2007 04:29 am
Charlie Sheen In the Absence of a Job… Or any semblance of a career, Denise Richards’s only two moves are A. to call up the paps whenever a moment with her girls comes up and B. to continue to portray herself the victim against Charlie Sheen. Hungry for sympathy, starving for attention, Denise is at it again. By Lainey • Sep 20, 2007 03:52 am
Charlie Sheen Like Clockwork Quelle surprise… Charlie Sheen has been on the offensive, calling out his famewhore of an ex wife for deliberately arranging for paparazzi to be present on an outing with his fiancee, revealing that she formally submitted a request for his sperm to mother a third child and taking exception to By Lainey • Aug 30, 2007 09:23 am
Charlie Sheen More People Hate Denise? Denise Richards Resumé: - ask Charlie Sheen - ask Heidi Fleiss - dating ex husband of best friend, now ex best friend: the ultimate girlfriend betrayal - damages OPP - injures elderly ladies - allegedly sold out Pam Anderson re: her miscarriage and marital woes… And now… - offending the By Lainey • Mar 28, 2007 08:00 am
Charlie Sheen Denise spins & spins Hasn’t been a good week for Denise. Already controversial, already not all that popular for her fantastical claims against Charlie Sheen mysteriously leaked to the press AND for hooking up with her ex BFFs man like 30 seconds after they split, Denise Richards has now added Injuring 2 Elderly By Lainey • Nov 10, 2006 07:00 am
Charlie Sheen The Departed vs Infernal Affairs With only two months to go, the publicity will build. It is perhaps the most highly anticipated release of the upcoming fall sched, due out October 6th, with a stellar cast, under the eye of a legendary director. Martin Scorcese, Jack Nicholson, Leo D, Matt Damon, Mark Wahlberg, Martin Sheen, By Lainey • Aug 10, 2006 08:00 am
Charlie Sheen Charlie on the beach A few for my own private collection, taken by my husband – now a pappy in training. Charlie, Oliver Stone, Willem Dafoe, and Tom Berenger were huddled in a private lounge prior to the photo call. Charlie was smoking, sucking on the thing like it was his last…I totally know By Lainey • May 21, 2006 08:00 am
Charlie Sheen Heather Locklear: friends in high places I"m telling you. Heather Locklear might be BLAB (B list at Best) but Denise Richards is scraping D - on a good day. And in the battle of public opinion, that bitch doesn"t stand a chance. Here"s Heather at the Michael Douglas golf tournament By Lainey • May 09, 2006 08:00 am
