Cate Blanchett The Daily Gorgessity: Charlize Theron Well now this just isn’t fair. Can’t stand her but also can’t help but worship her. Because when she wants to go glam (aside from the orange anomaly at the Oscars a few year ago…oh and maybe that hideous shoulder explosion), Charlize Theron goes glam perfect. By Lainey • Feb 02, 2007 07:00 am
Brandy Norwood About Project Runway My heartfelt thanks to Amy Waters and the lovely gossips at Alliance Atlantis for the opportunity to attend the Project Runway finale in NYC on Friday morning. Don’t want to spoil it for any of you but I’ll tell you that from the catty whispers I overheard immediately By Lainey • Sep 18, 2006 08:00 am
Charlize Theron Best Breasts: Katherine Heigl Real, full, juicy, contained – what’s not to love? Especially since this girl rocks a healthy body with healthy curves and a motherload of horny. And she’s nice. Did I mention she’s nice? Charlize Theron: eat your bitchy heart out. But one small, teeny tiny complaint? I hate By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Charlize Theron Paris Hilton’s Celebrity Lesson Beyond the art of infecting Hollywood with her legendary viral potency or fellating with fervour for the cameras, there are few things that Paris Hilton can contribute to the world of celebrity. We know she can’t act, we know she can’t sing, we KNOW she can’t dance, By Lainey • Jul 21, 2006 08:00 am
Charlize Theron Beautiful Charlize shows some teeth My big complaint about Charlize Theron, other than the fact that she"s a crusty bitch, is that she always looks constipated. Strained smiles, nose sucked in - it"s like she can"t bear to be where she is, like she can"t wait to By Lainey • Jun 29, 2006 08:00 am
Charlize Theron My Favourite Lindsay Angle & the great leg debate Definitely the side profile. She"s mastered this pose and as you can see, it does wonders for her nose. Sigh. If only I had a good nose. So anyway, Lindsay showed up at Charlize Theron"s event looking less dirty face than usual but still pretty skitty By Lainey • Jun 29, 2006 08:00 am
Charlize Theron Kate Bosworth: becoming Charlize Theron As in non stop constipation nation. On promo for Superman and Bloomy"s blossom looks like she"d rather be anywhere but here. Is it just extreme hunger? Or is she depressed? And what"s with the odd, glazed, deadness in her eyes? Maybe I"m By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Charlize Theron Charlize Theron"s one big flaw Aside from her personality, that is. Here are Charlize and Stuart at the Laker game the other day, awfully lovey dovey for a couple that claims to shun the spotlight. I hear Stuart is over the moon about getting back together, especially since rumour has it, she wants to start By Lainey • Apr 30, 2006 08:00 am
Charlize Theron Charlize & Stuart: it"s over? The UK Sun is reporting that Charlize Theron"s 5 year relationship with Stuart Townsend has come to an end. However, despite their assertion that she was the one who pulled the plug, I"ve been given a different spin. Remember back in early January when I reported By Lainey • Mar 12, 2006 07:00 am
Charlize Theron Worst Dressed: Charlize Theron How surprised were you? Usually impeccable, always a winner, Charlize showed up without Stuart and clearly missing her mojo. I can’t even begin to tell you how wrong this thing is. And the attack of the bow is the least of our concerns. Her dress was sinister, it was By Lainey • Mar 05, 2006 07:00 am
Charlize Theron Loving Milla Five reasons why: 1. Her name. Milla. Millaaaaaa. Meeeellllaaaaaaaa. It"s so dramatic, how can you resist the urge to say it over and over again? Meeelaaaa. Anyone with the name Milla has to truly FILL the name. You can"t have a mousy Milla who shuffles around By Lainey • Feb 26, 2006 07:00 am
Charlize Theron Charlize in London and in person Seeing celebrities in person is a double-edged sword for me. There’s the expected initial excitement of breathing the same rarefied air, the shock at seeing someone step out of a magazine and into your world, and of course that moment when you think if you actually walked up to By Lainey • Feb 19, 2006 07:00 am
Charlize Theron Tom & Katie: split…or not? As I’m sure you’ve heard, Life & Style came out with a ginormous bombshell yesterday – an exclusive headline claiming that Tom and Katie are over and that they will remain “together” but “not together” until after the birth of the much anticipated Scientolobaby. The magazine also reports that By Lainey • Feb 15, 2006 07:00 am
Charlize Theron Charlize glows at the Oscar luncheon I’m sure I don’t have to tell you how much it destroys me to compliment those I can’t stand. And there are few I can’t stand more than Charlize Theron. Having said that, she doesn’t stumble too often on the carpet (aside from the Mortal By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
Charlize Theron Worst Hair: Charlize Theron A ponytail weave, as a general rule, isn"t a great idea. Especially not if you"re Charlize Theron - Hollywood glamazon and alleged style icon. Whoever talked her into doing this should be sent back to the trailerpark. Because a kung fu, Mortal Kombat updo has no By Lainey • Jan 29, 2006 07:00 am
Charlize Theron Curious about Charlize You remember that exclusive juicy tip I reported last week? From a couple of sources who told me that Charlize is preggers? No confirmation as yet but since we all saw a teeny little bulge at the Globes the other night, I decided to follow up. Strangest thing though. I& By Lainey • Jan 18, 2006 07:00 am
