Charlize Theron What is it? Can’t put my finger on it but this photo cracks me up – Charlize Theron and Anna Wintour at the Dior Cruise show last night. Is it because Anna’s neck muscles are popping out painfully while Charlize is so naturally, elegantly seated? Is it because Charlize is grace without By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Charlize Theron The Thinnification of Katie Heigl? A l’il bit, don’t you think? Also at the GLAAD event on Saturday, looking remarkably thin in an amazing white suit, half Barbie/half Charlize Theron, and another nasty cold is making me a crusty bitch today but I think her head looks too big for her body By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Charlize Theron Charlize: the gorgessity and the finger From last week but overlooked – Charlize Theron upstaging Hilary Swank at the premiere of The Reaping. Legs that run forever, total gorgessity, especially those shoes. Must have those shoes. But although she’s head to toe perfection, that finger is freakin’ me out! Is it just me or is that By Lainey • Apr 02, 2007 08:00 am
Charlize Theron The Daily Quiverating Artiste: Joaquin Phoenix Giddy’up girls. New stills of Joaquin from We Own the Night co-starring Eva Mendes (I hear it’s pronounced AVA? True?) due out Fall 2007. We Own the Night reunites Joaquin with Mark Wahlberg with whom he worked on The Yards, both films written and directed by James Gray. By Lainey • Mar 09, 2007 07:00 am
Charlize Theron Worst Charlize Theron: Emily Blunt Constipated fashion winner incapable of looking anything but dour on the carpet – Charlize Theron has the same problem and it has everything to do with smiling. And it’s a shame, really. Because Emily Blunt is really so beautiful. And fashionable. And she was fantastic – if not a little boring By Lainey • Feb 26, 2007 07:00 am
Charlize Theron Charlize Theron: karmic swag? Sundance or Swagdance? It sounds facetious but really…it’s not. In the spirit of the independent movie, swag has become the supporting cast at what was supposed to be a celebration of artistry and cinematic experimentation beyond the Hollywood gloss – an opportunistic dance between the vendors and the superstars: By Lainey • Feb 06, 2007 07:00 am
Cate Blanchett The Daily Gorgessity: Charlize Theron Well now this just isn’t fair. Can’t stand her but also can’t help but worship her. Because when she wants to go glam (aside from the orange anomaly at the Oscars a few year ago…oh and maybe that hideous shoulder explosion), Charlize Theron goes glam perfect. By Lainey • Feb 02, 2007 07:00 am
Brandy Norwood About Project Runway My heartfelt thanks to Amy Waters and the lovely gossips at Alliance Atlantis for the opportunity to attend the Project Runway finale in NYC on Friday morning. Don’t want to spoil it for any of you but I’ll tell you that from the catty whispers I overheard immediately By Lainey • Sep 18, 2006 08:00 am
Charlize Theron Best Breasts: Katherine Heigl Real, full, juicy, contained – what’s not to love? Especially since this girl rocks a healthy body with healthy curves and a motherload of horny. And she’s nice. Did I mention she’s nice? Charlize Theron: eat your bitchy heart out. But one small, teeny tiny complaint? I hate By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Charlize Theron Paris Hilton’s Celebrity Lesson Beyond the art of infecting Hollywood with her legendary viral potency or fellating with fervour for the cameras, there are few things that Paris Hilton can contribute to the world of celebrity. We know she can’t act, we know she can’t sing, we KNOW she can’t dance, By Lainey • Jul 21, 2006 08:00 am
Charlize Theron Beautiful Charlize shows some teeth My big complaint about Charlize Theron, other than the fact that she"s a crusty bitch, is that she always looks constipated. Strained smiles, nose sucked in - it"s like she can"t bear to be where she is, like she can"t wait to By Lainey • Jun 29, 2006 08:00 am
Charlize Theron My Favourite Lindsay Angle & the great leg debate Definitely the side profile. She"s mastered this pose and as you can see, it does wonders for her nose. Sigh. If only I had a good nose. So anyway, Lindsay showed up at Charlize Theron"s event looking less dirty face than usual but still pretty skitty By Lainey • Jun 29, 2006 08:00 am
Charlize Theron Kate Bosworth: becoming Charlize Theron As in non stop constipation nation. On promo for Superman and Bloomy"s blossom looks like she"d rather be anywhere but here. Is it just extreme hunger? Or is she depressed? And what"s with the odd, glazed, deadness in her eyes? Maybe I"m By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Charlize Theron Charlize Theron"s one big flaw Aside from her personality, that is. Here are Charlize and Stuart at the Laker game the other day, awfully lovey dovey for a couple that claims to shun the spotlight. I hear Stuart is over the moon about getting back together, especially since rumour has it, she wants to start By Lainey • Apr 30, 2006 08:00 am
Charlize Theron Charlize & Stuart: it"s over? The UK Sun is reporting that Charlize Theron"s 5 year relationship with Stuart Townsend has come to an end. However, despite their assertion that she was the one who pulled the plug, I"ve been given a different spin. Remember back in early January when I reported By Lainey • Mar 12, 2006 07:00 am
Charlize Theron Worst Dressed: Charlize Theron How surprised were you? Usually impeccable, always a winner, Charlize showed up without Stuart and clearly missing her mojo. I can’t even begin to tell you how wrong this thing is. And the attack of the bow is the least of our concerns. Her dress was sinister, it was By Lainey • Mar 05, 2006 07:00 am
